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And whaddaya know. Portugal run rampant without you-know-who.

Oof that’s a good result for Wales. They’d lost their confidence after the World Cup playoffs - hopefully this is the shot in the arm they need.

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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 16h

If anyone is in touch with any of the local trans inclusive safe spaces orgs around the country can you reach out to them and ask if they would be willing to speak to me over the next day or so please. I have opened my DMs.

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 8h

Ding a Dong has just come on in Hoptimist. Oh my God this place is brilliant.

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 8h

I’ve been on Belgian soil for 6.5 hours and Patrick Hernandez’s Born To Be Alive has just come on. This must be some kind of record.

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 12h

Not what I’d usually kick off a trip with but I wasn’t passing up draft Gouden Carolus whisky-infused (at Tafel en Toog). 80s hits are playing too - bliss.

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 14h

Flat white and pain au chocolate consumed, double decker train boarded. Now we’re cookin’.

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 16h

Amazing sunrise from the Eurostar:

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 17h

Jesus, they’ve rejigged passport control at St Pancras and it is an absolute NIGHTMARE. 20 sodding minutes to get through. No time for a coffee and croissant so I’m somewhat tetchy.

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I guess I can now break out “Scotland would’ve been better off playing Jar-Jar Binks”.

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I think my Mobib basic card must be magical. I got mine in 2016 and they’re meant to expire after 5 years yet mine was still working this time last year.

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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Great moments in Scottish engineering history: James Watt tries to work out how his phone attaches to his selfie stick.

Statue of James Watt. In his right hand he holds a telescopic stick with a frame at the top; in his left he holds a flat object about the size of a large smartphone. He is scowling at the possibly-not-a-smartphone as if he is tempted to yeet it into the sea. On that basis, it probably _is_ a phone.

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Andy Arthur💃🏰⚓🦌 Threadinburgh 🧵 @threadinburgh.scot · 28/09/2026

Great moments in Scottish physics history: James Clerk Maxwell has the lads around to show off his new Ooni tabletop pizza oven and gets ready to slice and serve which is great cos Peter Guthrie Tait is starving

James Clerk Maxwell statue in Edinburgh. In how hand is his colour wheel, which looks rather like a pizza cutter

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!

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Dexerto @dexerto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The Laughing Cow has replaced its mascot’s smile with a straight face on some packaging The new packs read “We need to talk,” but the company says she’ll explain “when she’s ready”

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

For the love of fuck I could’ve scored that. #SVNSCO

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hrre, at the Abbey Stadium, and across the Lower leagues: We’re coming for you, we’re coming for you, Manchester City, we’re coming for you.

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

In class fitba news, just discovered there's a team in Finland called "Sexy Pants"and their badge is a ball wearing a pair of scants

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"The Bank of England was set up by Tony Blair" It's easy to forget that Tony Blair had been in power since 1694 when the Bank of England was founded. Good job Brain of Britain Liz Truss is here to remind us.

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ian Hislop and Suzanne Moore here. #TOTP

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Loose Ends are playing the Broadway Theatre in Catford in November if anyone’s interested. #TOTP

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Tommeh/Danneh’s balaclava’d goons turning up would’ve made for an interesting episode of Howard’s Way. #TOTP

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Poor old Frankie en route to the dumper. #TOTP

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What sort of school is that where they use a carpet beater to chastise kids? #TOTP

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I bet Ian Wright sings along to this in his car. #TOTP

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Marvellous Marvin predictably knocked Minter out in the 3rd round, incidentally. #TOTP

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Legs & Co looking like Temu Grace Joneses here. #TOTP

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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Looks like Oasis won’t be the only second division act to play at the Etihad next summer, eh lads?

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Jason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If Spurs finish 17th again because of this then fucking hell.

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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

if hundreds of uniformed and balaclava wearing non-white extremists gathered outside a police station because their leader had been arrested, it would be the lead national story

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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Pop Bands in the News, day twelve: Seal and New Order. It was Not a Future Love Paradise for Seal; and Depeche Mode were furious that they lost out to the Manchester band for this gig.

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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"I don't fucking think so"

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA get it right up you you geriatric preening prick. #PORWAL

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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So they're now talking about attacking the system of policing and law. Arrest these f*ckers. Stop bowing down to them and dancing around them.

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Kernel Export India Double Porter AND Elusive Sorachi Trail ON CASK at @thegreengoddesspub.bsky.social this weekend!

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Alan Lester @alanlester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It’s time for a zero tolerance crack down on far right thugs. They’re costing the taxpayer, soaking up police resources, intimidating peaceful communities & delaying the measures that are reducing the asylum backlog & its cost. Enough is enough. End the menace. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...

theguardian.com

Far-right activist Daniel Thomas slashes dinghy in Channel with blade while rescue worker onboard

Thomas called followers to protest against arrival of asylum seekers in Gosport, but Border Force instead transported them to Dover

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“There’s something going on in the Bake-Off tent”. #GBBO

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Liam Connolly @connolly-lg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I want my country back. By that, I mean a country where I would be confident that a thug who livestreamed himself stabbing an RNLI dingy on an active operation would a) Be universally condemned b) Be swiftly arrested, put on trial and if found guilty, face many years in jail. I miss that country.

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Of course Danni’s a vegan forager. Of course she is. #GBBO

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