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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1h

They should go after the lassie from Balamory next, never liked the cut of her jib

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 3h

Is the key that 14 of them came against a bunch of literal schoolkids

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 4h

I don't need to know one solitary thing about "the parallels", but is the key difference that Rangers died while their big fat fanbase sat on their big fat arses and did absolutely fuck all about it? It is, isn't it

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 16h

A fine evening of professional hockey, folks. I look forward to the next

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 16h

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 17h

Has anyone made the "Hallander on pace for 168 points this season" post yet

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Bob Grove @bobgrove91.bsky.social · 17h

Flyers getting booed off the ice in their season opener against the Pens… priceless.

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 17h

Dipshits have gotta boo something, right

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 17h

Damn what a difference it makes when it's an actual hockey game huh

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J @jaseomcn.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

“Prepared for Peace, Ready for War” Loyalist mural changed to
“Prepared for Bed, Ready for 3am pee”

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 18h

This is putrid, obviously, but now I can't get the image of big Peter Snow and his swingometer sponsored by Paddy Power out my heid

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jagoff68.bsky.social @jagoff68.bsky.social · 18h

lol they hit Sid and he immediately starts a scoring play flyers are such idiots Robertson scores for the Penguins Exactly as we all expected in the offseason ;) 🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛

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Ryan Wilson @ryanwilson.bsky.social · 18h

Crowd goes nuts for Crosby getting hitting, 10 seconds later he has his first point of the year.

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 18h

Never mind Philly, at least that hit made your withered wee genitals twitch for 2 seconds eh? 🐧🐧🐧🐧

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 19h

Damn, had no idea NBA players could get CTE

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 19h

1. No 2. Who the fuck is Dennis Miller? Like I've googled him, zero idea here

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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 23h

They said it couldn’t be done. They said ‘the man’s in his forties, he can’t keep this up’. He refused to listen. At the age of 41, Ronaldo remains the biggest wank in football.

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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

dril meme template:
115 financial violations may be massive fraud, but it also happened around my home constituency, so it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Infinite personalized music will be great for people like me who are constantly on the go and an absolute fucking moron

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My faither certainly had a partisan anti-TBI agenda back in the 80s and 90s. Called them flatpack bastards and wouldn't let me in the room when he was building their furniture

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tell you one thing, if Hearts had been cheating for 10 year and won hunners of trophies before getting huckled I quite simply would not give one single fuck. What they going to do? Make you forget all the games you saw? The perties you had with your pals? The houndings dished out? Behave yourself eh

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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 29/09/2026

racially 👏 inclusive 👏 goatse 👏 wall 👏 charger 👏

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phylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026

smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Nice jumper bud, my mum bought me one just like that when I was 7

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So some boys dogging in their sex van caught a bunch of no gooders trying to chore their petrol, gave chase, then spotted a farmer, paid by Iran, to dump an auld sofa which had a bomb in it, then called the polis and then in a case of mistaken identity got arrested themselves. That where we are aye?

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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

$0 to enjoy the whole thing

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Damn Scottish players, they ruined Scotland

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Maybe stop picking boys that play in fucking Sunday leagues, dunno eh

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Heard yer uncle in Gloucester was shiting himself inside out from a bunch of wee scallies siphoning petrol

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Somebody just tell me if this is funny or nah, because "I ain't reading all that shit"

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'd rather shite in my hands and clap than watch these two dog fuckers "play", but thanks

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Given the average lifespan of the gig means he's got until Christmas tops, I'm inclined to believe him for the first time in my life

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Gillian @gillianmcshane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

lol

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rajworks.bsky.social @rajworks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Was going to attempt to shave my bum hole but I’m worried that I might…..

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Tom Duffin Photographer @tomduffinphotos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Tonight's moon looks down on Edinburgh's Canongate #Edinburgh #Moon @lothianbuses.bsky.social

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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

God, yeah, whatever could lead you to speculate that they might be fuel thieves?

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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Heard they're going to be announcing a new public subsidy on sex vans

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Heather @uberheathen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I assume dogging is when you stand on your bed and spin around 3 times before settling in for a nap

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Trump: "we had them under investigation" was obvious horseshite but by god do I hope there *was* a joint FBI/CIA operation costing like $80 million to spy on 5 boys loading an auld sofa into a van

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