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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hrre, at the Abbey Stadium, and across the Lower leagues: We’re coming for you, we’re coming for you, Manchester City, we’re coming for you.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Theres a lot of bad singing on the tube tonight. But it’s Friday and I have probably done it myself in the past. But better tunes, obvs.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

On the Today Programme Lisa Nandy's response to the Piddington racists was to say that a village in her constituency would vote the same way, giving credence the far right agitator line about dangers to women and girls as justification. 🤦‍♀️

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Genuinely love this. If a player got hit when not being able to see the ball properly the same people would complain.Complain about Reform being on your board instead.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Even by Premier League standards Fulham fans are abysmal. I’m sure they used to be a bit better than polite clapping of goals and leaving after an hour?

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Nice to be in a venue that pushed a Dolly playlist minutes after the news tonight. Singing along is a good tribute.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Every so often I say this but Puff the Magic Dragon is the saddest song ever.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Clearly they are better today,but how long before this lot are in administration again? # HUDWIM

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Happy EFL Day to all who celebrate. Welcome back to the corner shop bags of cans for the train, the snide Stone Island badges sewn onto shit gear over the summer, the lads queuing for the traps for a sniff of cheap coke. We love it all, right?

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

There’s a drought, the countryside is on fire and this Northern Train has the heating on.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Hackney teddy bears overdid the ket on their picnic.

A large beige teddy bear lying on its front on grass in the foreground with a smaller grey bearing the background. There are a few pieces of paper scattered around.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Gloucestershire v Northants on another glorious day #metrobankfever #cheltenham

In the foreground are feet in brown open toed sandals, behind is a cricket ground and in the background an ornate chapel of Cotswold stone with another stone building at right angles to it. There are also some large white marquees in front of the buildings and trees at either side. On the right there is a big screen in front of the trees. The players who are fielding are wearing a black kit with yellow trim. The batters have pale blue shirts and navy trousers on and the umpires are wearing purple shirts.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Had dinner next to some hideous landlords. They wanted to evict their tenants and tear the solar panels off the house. Thought themselves posh but they lived in Radstock and couldn’t pronounce delice. I mean I’m from the worst edges of Horfield and I can say delice properly.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Charlton fans on the train to Cheltenham are having a ‘mare. Two of them tried using the wrong tickets while the bloke across the aisle opened a can that exploded all over the table and the immaculately dressed woman opposite him. She is now making a swift departure to another seat.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Kemi Badenoch on Today defending the neo-Nazi council candidate by saying that it is right to give those who have previously been radicalised a chance. Badenoch on Shamima Begum, whom was groomed by Islamic State when a child, "Citizenship is a privilege, she forfeited it." 🤔

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BASH BACK @bashback.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Tomorrow, Lord Walney, who was responsible in part for the proscription of Palestine Action, will publish an article in The Times arguing that BASH BACK be proscribed as a terrorist organisation. We will not be intimidated. Neither should you. xoxo BASH BACK

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Finally 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

No between full time and extra time show? Amateurs.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Correct decision. Chuck anyone complaining off too.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Fuck this shit. Just go for a piss and it’s the second half lads.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Just imagine how good the World Cup final at the Azteca would have been. And weep.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Touching Messi a foul now? Good grief. I have worse contact than that in the pool.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

That’s not a tackle. It’s a really bad foul. And every commentator and official knows it.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Finally, football. Not for the first time I am so glad to live in Europe and watch sport here.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Never heard a referee tell a TMO that he thinks he’s completely wrong before and then argue his point for all to hear. Referee will get beers for life in Argentina, TMO will need an escort out of the ground (he was also correct IMO.) #ARGENG

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I’d ask why Gérard López is still allowed to be out there killing football clubs, but the answer is just football. Depressing nonetheless.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I’m exhausted and I didn’t even watch the game. Heard everyone in the pub though and the church bells every hour. I was up just after five as usual though and have to work so…

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Booing at Lord’s a rarity but on this occasion it was absolutely bang on. A terrible decision by the third umpire to overturn a clear Ecclestone catch. It won’t change the result but it was a very poor decision. #WT20WC

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Australia have been the best team in this tournament by sone distance and how it shows. #WT20WC

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Dear commentators, hydration breaks in an air con stadium don’t become good because of a goal just after one.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Naturally I was asleep for all of the penalties drama last night and early morning. A German friend passed me in his van, stopped and gave me a lift to the lido and he was asleep through the game too. Not seen any Dutch people yet, but it is only 6am.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

My own World Cup warm up ended in a predictable sloping off to bed 10pm. Not sure I’ll see that much of the tournament, early mornings are so much better than late nights.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

It seems very wring when Serie A releases fixtures in early June. I'm pining a little for the days of not even knowing whjen the season would start, let alone when the fixtures would come out. Back then Italia qualified for World Cups too.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

In other news there was a guy at the lido this morning in VB budgie smugglers and I was compelled to congratulate him on his taste.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Thought the train was busy this morning, had completely missed there being a tube strike today until a colleague in the office mentioned it just now.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

North London is chaos. Arsenal fans going everywhere and loads the wrong way and back on themselves. Few seem to know how to get anywhere.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

If you don’t know which side to stand on the escalator then you really aren’t an Arsenal fan.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Once again, @gwr has no seat reservations, this time a busy bank holiday Monday. Every time.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Country people have very different ideas about what is noisy at night. One car an hour on the road outside is never going to keep a Hackney girl awake.

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David @davidbtn2.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

The Mayor of Hackney @zoegarbett.bsky.social showing up 💕🏳️‍⚧️

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

How do GWR never manage to press the button to deploy the seat reservations on really busy services? Utterly abysmal @gwr.com

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