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Engineer, mom, reader, I love tidy spaces and gardening. I’m boring as shit. Fuck Elon Musk.

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👁️🕳️👁️ @pinkrubberhippo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Happy slutmas you hoes
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👁️🕳️👁️ @pinkrubberhippo.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Happy 🎩 SKANKSGIVING 👄 🌽 you HUNGRY HOES 💦 It looks like 👏🏼 the 🍗TURKEY 🍗 isn't the ONLY thing getting 😧STUFFED tonight 😝 So prepare 💋 👉🏼ur pussies 😳for some potato 👅 DICK 🍆 & some CUMkin 🎃 pie cuz its time 2 😘GOBBLE 🤤up that slow roasted 🐓COCK 🐓 & swallow the 😜CRANBERRY SAUCE 🍒 iykwim
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👁️🕳️👁️ @pinkrubberhippo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
🦀🦀🦀SATAN is👹⚔️ workin overtime 💪💪to make a new level of hell 🪚⚒️🪚cause 🎉🎉💀DICK cheney☠️ has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS 💣, GENOCIDES 👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS💥, SHOOTING🔫his friend🦆, and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🏴‍☠️!! (Continued)
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Missy Baker @themissybaker.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I can tell I’m not having as much fun as I used to because it’s been a really long time since I lost a shoe.
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👁️🕳️👁️ @pinkrubberhippo.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Yoko is still my favorite Beatle
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Reality Winner @reazlepuff.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
It didn't happen today There's always tomorrow
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👁️🕳️👁️ @pinkrubberhippo.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Holy shit I was accidentally posting on threads. I just now realized it. Fuck I’m old.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror
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Ava Laugh… 🤭 @avalaugh.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
TMNT was right… 🐢 🐈‍⬛
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👁️🕳️👁️ @pinkrubberhippo.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Today👇is 🐰 EASTER 🐰😱😜 👂🏽LISTEN UP👂🏽 BITCHES Today is EASTER 🐇& 👉you👈 know 🤓 what that means 😩😩😩 The 🐰Easter Bunny🐰 is CUMMIN💦💦💦 & he's gonna put his 🐣🐤cock🐤🐣 in your 👅pink basket👜😫 get ready for your 🍭jelly bean🍭 to be licked👅& your 🍳easter eggs🍳 fertilized🌱 april showers🍆💦brings horny✨ may 🌷flowers
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/03/2025
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 02/03/2025
Two comic frames of Mark Grayson in Invincible. Top frame he says "oh God. The Joe." Bottom frame he Says "it's too sloppy." He is in fact covered in blood.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I think this was my favorite photo from Vermont this weekend.
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
“i’m coming over you better not be a cunty jellyfish when i get there” me:
Ariana Grande at the 2025 Oscars wearing a custom Schiaparelli gown, with a structured pearlescent baby pink bodice that goes out over the top of the skirt to form a sort of wave and shimmering tulle skirtFull length photo of Ariana
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/03/2025
Imagine: clear sewage pipes connecting every house. The children, laughing, lined up to race daddy’s turd as it speeds toward the street. Celebrating the health of your neighbors with every flush. We must advocate for policies that encourage community
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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
this actually makes my stomach sink with dread, because it has to be very very very very bad for the grifter to say this
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
This raggedy bitch got a ‘c.’ by his birth year like he was Tutankhamun
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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/02/2025
undefeated
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
gulf of the girl reading this
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Childish Gambino voice: Gulf of America
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 13/02/2025
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
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Mike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Eric Adams is compromised, and everyone in the Democratic Party needs to be loud and honest about it. Trump is using the threat of federal charges against him to push his immigration agenda. We can’t stay silent about that corruption.
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👁️🕳️👁️ @pinkrubberhippo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Chicagoans understand this assignment. Where do the Sox play? Sox Park. What’s that tall building? Sears Tower. What’s this sculpture? It’s The Bean, go flick it. You can the LSD to get to the MSI. Chicagoans are never not deadnaming objects.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
fuck us up Canada
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Dave Granlund
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Drake rn:
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/02/2025
pedophile has problem with anti-pedophile song
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Weird how all the people upset by the Kendrick performance are almost all incredibly unsettling guys with a myriad of accusations against them anywayyyyys guess they don’t like rap or something
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Zack Fox @zackfox
this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
THIS IS IT. The special general elections for Florida’s 1st & 6th Congressional Districts are on APRIL 1, 2025. If we flip these seats, we can STOP Project 2025. No excuses! Mark your calendars! Show up!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/02/2025
Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...
Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
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👁️🕳️👁️ @pinkrubberhippo.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Bojack Horseman deleted scene
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/02/2025
the OTHER thing about the white house’s anti-diversity push is that like old fashioned segregation it is explicitly an effort to undermine unions! like c’mon! don’t be stupid!
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👁️🕳️👁️ @pinkrubberhippo.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
For my birthday this year I’m subscribing to everything I wanted to subscribe to but never have: patreons, substacks, newspapers, Block Club Chicago, etc.
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RachelRoyalKC @rachelroyalkc.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
DJT is going to the Super Bowl. This is a great time for Kendrick Lamar to shine and drop a really awesome diss track and it would be amazing if he brought out Dre to sing Arrest the President.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 04/02/2025
Cotton candy grapes are so good I love gmos
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The funniest part about They Not Like Us winning 5 Grammys is that it's not even the best song Kendrick wrote about how much he hates Drake last year lol Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
We could’ve had Tim 😭
Tim Walz
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Adam Rogers @jetjocko.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
See now I’m starting to think that these people want a machine to summarize things for them because when a human does it, the human uses words like “no” and “that would hurt people” and “that’s illegal.”
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
www.threads.net/@arambulo/po...
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 03/02/2025
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