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Will Piner

@piner.bsky.social
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Raleigh law nerd. Secretary and Parliamentarian for NC Antifa (Raleigh Chapter). Love dogs, Formula One and Canes hockey. Opinions are, unfortunately, just mine.

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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/09/2026
FLEA 🇭🇹 (@babyibeenajoint) on twitter:
"if Pharrell released “Happy” today we would have whooped his ass"
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
S&P 500 is short for Salt and Pepa 500, a NASCAR race named after the iconic hip hop group
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran at his next show
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Vikram Bath @vikrambath.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There is absolutely zero reason my beautiful 17 year-old daughter should be studying Calculus
Happy to let our Al overlords take that off her hands

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PARENTS: If you were wondering why there are so many international students clogging up American college admissions and why they don't seem to be particularly gifted, and in fact are not at all qualified to steal your child's spot, look no further than the massive international
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
These edibles ain’t shheei̴̬̱̙͋̍i̶̘͆̕ĩ̸͇ï̵̦ỉ̵̝̘i̵̝̙̰͂́į̸̯͆͝i̶̖̤̳͘i̶̧̠͗͗͜i̶̲̐ț̴̬́̚t̵̞̘̂̊ṱ̵͉͖̈́
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Even though Jeffries is an incompetent hack, I’m still not going to miss her. And really, given he was her handpicked replacement, at least a shovelful of his bullshit can be laid at her feet as well.
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Those classic hits we all know and love, “Teenage Wasteland” and “Dorma”
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Shared bond among all Americans” is a funny way of saying “vicious recriminations against anyone visibly Muslim, or anyone who appeared Middle Eastern or South Asian, and also anyone who didn’t think we should go to war was smeared as a traitor and functionally exiled from mainstream society.”
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Apparently this is now a violation of the Bluesky Community Guidelines
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Conservatives’ obsession with the idea of fucking underage girls really isn’t talked about enough. You hear it a little bit in the context of the Epstein stuff, but it’s obviously a much more widespread fixation than that.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
if centrists didn't want to be put in a situation where the democrats have to reform the electoral system and judiciary within the first two years of the next president's term, perhaps they should have done it when it wasn't an emergency. if we do not do it, we will die under worse than Jim Crow.
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Marilyn Manson Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Shock People
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 16/08/2026
[An elephant seal is suspended in the air a Bobcat forklift.transmechanicus on tumblr: "Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond!"
tanoraqui: "GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!"
thedoctorandclaraforeverandeve: "GROND!! GROND!! GROND!! GROND!!"
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Judge Judy: Time Is Up!
ALT: Judge Judy: Time Is Up!
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Just… why?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/08/2026
here is the thing. if you tell me that you believe that race is a biological category and that it is a guide to the objective superiority and inferiority of groups of people, i am not calling you a racist to *insult* you, i am calling you a racist because it best describes your beliefs.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Guillotines
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“Retaliation against what?” 🪿
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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You'd better believe it.
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It’s actually cool that the guy running healthcare policy appears to be the human avatar of Nurgle
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The dude just immediately entered a defensive fetal position on the floor while hysterically repeating Republican attacks in the process of denying them. What a loser
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Jeffries is not fit to lead the Democratic Party. ICE is essentially an unaccountable masked private army operating at the behest of the President against his perceived cultural and political enemies—that is, us. Eliminating them isn’t a policy preference; it’s a question of self-preservation.
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Jared, Excited Comic Guy @jrodbad.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If the Democrats don't immediately run on a platform of "we will have Nuremberg style trials for everyone involved in this" for the next 2 years, they will not solve this problem in any way. This has to be what you run on, especially with a progressive candidate as your nominee.
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Donald Trump is an enemy of the Union and should be treated accordingly.
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Mikey in DFW @mdwdfw.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“Unlike my previous interactions with insurers, I received an immediate response within an hour.” A real courtroom quote documenting the difference between health insurance coverage and health insurance investments. Holy shit.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
any serious plan to defund the right wing ecosystem should go after car dealerships imo. they're basically feudal states
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Politics requires that we put our beefs aside and embrace this. Magnanimous victory and gracious defeat, and then turning around to fuck up the real enemy together, heals a lot of wounds.
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neuse river hag @neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
inshallah, am i right
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Thank you, Mr. Speaker, this goes hard actually
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
“We taught kids ‘Never Again,’ but didn’t realize they’d think that applies to everybody.”
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Remember, kids: consent can be revoked at any time.
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Scott Pilgrim Vs The World Kim Blam!
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Okay, big topic, but just narrowing it down to a handful of categories where I have a strong go-to: - Creamy/Brie-adjacent: Nettle Meadow Kunik - Alpine: Comté St. Antoine 18 months - Gouda: Ewephoria - Blue: Chiriboga blue
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Idk, I’ve been to Michigan, and I definitely don’t recall everybody there sounding like they were trying to sell me a monorail
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JosABanks @thejoshbanks.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Werner Herzog 
Speech bubble over a quote tweet
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hurricane in a Huracán #SoundTheSiren
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This is a usefully revealing comment in how it shows that the US is not protecting Israeli leaders from war crimes charges because Israel is somehow manipulating the US through Epstein kompromat, but simply the shared interests of war criminals.
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Ianucci couldn't write this
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If the Trump administration actually intends to start turning the force of the state against the people and orgs it deems “subversive” here, we’re well beyond problems that voting, laws or courts have the power to fix, and sprinting headlong into The Cool Zone.
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Starship Troopers Service Guarantees Citizenship
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
“Swing voters” are mostly complete dunderheads with a grab bag of political views, and they seem just as likely to vote against their stated preferences as for them. Accordingly, they are best ignored or regarded as a curiosity, not a group whose votes can be pursued with any sort of reliability.
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is who runs this account.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Democratic presidential debates need to have spring loaded traps underneath each candidate and any time one of them says "we need to move on" or "I'm focused on the future, not the past" they should be immediately launched through the roof of the auditorium.
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