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Will Piner

@piner.bsky.social
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Raleigh law nerd. Secretary and Parliamentarian for NC Antifa (Raleigh Chapter). Love dogs, Formula One and Canes hockey. Opinions are, unfortunately, just mine.

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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 3h
American History X-Men
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Somebody go knock out the WiFi. #CarolinaCulture
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We may never put 5 skaters on the ice again tonight. #CarolinaCulture
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I simply think that if you talk and act like this, you and your family should be the very first people those “bad things” happen to.
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 04/10/2026
actually fixing this country is going to require declaring trumpism an inherently treasonous movement like the confederacy. winning their votes shouldn’t be a concern
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good lord that was straight cheeks, no Bussi #CarolinaCulture
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
didn’t expect to see you so soon, old friend. #carolinaculture #nocaps
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
can a nhl goalie play with two gloves? like if a goalie had absolutely no use for a stick, like it’s a liability every time he touches it. asking for no particular reason. #carolinaculture #nocaps
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Many such cases
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
really glad i’m going to the game tonight so i won’t be posting much, because ngl having to type like this is annoying as hell. #carolinaculture #nocaps
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean how would that even work
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Fight Club Scene: Man in White Shirt
ALT: Fight Club Scene: Man in White Shirt
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey man, I see you’re getting a lot of mean replies on this one. But I’ve got to admit, they’re not nearly mean enough.
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That second line is gas though. Nadeau and FUS have great chemistry, should be a good time when they’re on too.
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A party schism over trans people is exactly what Republicans want. But the thing is: trans people are part of our coalition. That’s our side. And if you talk about throwing our comrades under the bus, the one causing the schism is YOU. We all get free or none of us do. Get it the fuck together.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/09/2026
FLEA 🇭🇹 (@babyibeenajoint) on twitter:
"if Pharrell released “Happy” today we would have whooped his ass"
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
S&P 500 is short for Salt and Pepa 500, a NASCAR race named after the iconic hip hop group
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran at his next show
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Vikram Bath @vikrambath.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There is absolutely zero reason my beautiful 17 year-old daughter should be studying Calculus
Happy to let our Al overlords take that off her hands

Next tweet:
PARENTS: If you were wondering why there are so many international students clogging up American college admissions and why they don't seem to be particularly gifted, and in fact are not at all qualified to steal your child's spot, look no further than the massive international
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
These edibles ain’t shheei̴̬̱̙͋̍i̶̘͆̕ĩ̸͇ï̵̦ỉ̵̝̘i̵̝̙̰͂́į̸̯͆͝i̶̖̤̳͘i̶̧̠͗͗͜i̶̲̐ț̴̬́̚t̵̞̘̂̊ṱ̵͉͖̈́
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Even though Jeffries is an incompetent hack, I’m still not going to miss her. And really, given he was her handpicked replacement, at least a shovelful of his bullshit can be laid at her feet as well.
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Those classic hits we all know and love, “Teenage Wasteland” and “Dorma”
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He’s laser-focused on the real threat: Canada
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Shared bond among all Americans” is a funny way of saying “vicious recriminations against anyone visibly Muslim, or anyone who appeared Middle Eastern or South Asian, and also anyone who didn’t think we should go to war was smeared as a traitor and functionally exiled from mainstream society.”
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Idk, maybe I was just incredibly jazzed to be at the SCF, but it honestly didn’t feel that bad to me. Walking out, my mindset was basically: “okay, a few things to clean up, but this is doable.” I’ve felt worse about regular-season losses.
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The unseasoned-ness of Dutch food despite the existence of the Dutch East India Company is the OG example of “don’t get high on your own supply.”
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We have one we call Red Bastard. He frequently pecks at our windows and shits on our cars.
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Well, the guy she fleeced for those percs wouldn’t
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Apparently this is now a violation of the Bluesky Community Guidelines
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Conservatives’ obsession with the idea of fucking underage girls really isn’t talked about enough. You hear it a little bit in the context of the Epstein stuff, but it’s obviously a much more widespread fixation than that.
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
But what if I *want* to DDOS my tastebuds?
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
if centrists didn't want to be put in a situation where the democrats have to reform the electoral system and judiciary within the first two years of the next president's term, perhaps they should have done it when it wasn't an emergency. if we do not do it, we will die under worse than Jim Crow.
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Department of State V @StateDept
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We have corrected this mistake and apologize for deadnaming the lake.
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Marilyn Manson Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Shock People
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m moderately convinced the big cap increases have a bunch of GMs subconsciously thinking about cap space as Monopoly money right now, and a few of them are going to get bit HARD in the next few years as more of their players come due for new contracts.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 16/08/2026
[An elephant seal is suspended in the air a Bobcat forklift.transmechanicus on tumblr: "Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond!"
tanoraqui: "GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!"
thedoctorandclaraforeverandeve: "GROND!! GROND!! GROND!! GROND!!"
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Judge Judy: Time Is Up!
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Just… why?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/08/2026
here is the thing. if you tell me that you believe that race is a biological category and that it is a guide to the objective superiority and inferiority of groups of people, i am not calling you a racist to *insult* you, i am calling you a racist because it best describes your beliefs.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Guillotines
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“Retaliation against what?” 🪿
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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You'd better believe it.
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Will Piner @piner.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It’s actually cool that the guy running healthcare policy appears to be the human avatar of Nurgle
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