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Phoenix Smith @phoenixsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeh idk what I’m doing
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"The Transformers do not endorse the views of the President" okay, great, yeah, it's very normal that you had to say that. This is an ordinary world where things make sense. It's normal that I'd wake up to an official statement from cartoon robots denouncing the man who has the nuclear codes.
Image from Hasbro's Instagram: Optimus Prime is a beloved character who represents humility, leadership, compassion and justice. Hasbro is aware of the recent posts using his likeness.
These posts were done without permission and do not represent the Transformers brand or Hasbro.
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Jessica Mumford @jessicamumford.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
this idea popped into my head so naturally I commed the wonderfully talented @phoenixsmith.bsky.social to help me inflict it on all of you #Muppets #HazbinHotel #SesameStreet #HelluvaBoss #MissPiggy #Vaggi #Kermit #CharlieMorningstar #Ernie #Blitzø #Bert #Stolas
The Muppets Hellaverse (Muppet Hazbin Hotel x Sesame Street Helluva Boss) with Miss Piggy as Vaggi, Kermit as Charlie and Ernie as Blitzø
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Dracula, seeing a man seemingly dead:
The Bugs Bunny saying "No" meme.
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 17/07/2026
i love jimothy
two photos with corresponding doodles of a little raccoon with short-spine syndrome named Jimothy.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/07/2026
CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt
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Jessica Mumford @jessicamumford.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Love Machine, my original sci-fi comedy novella telling a tale of passion and loss, is out now! Cover by the ever-talented @phoenixsmith.bsky.social. The novella is free to download, but any support you wanna give is greatly appreciated! jlm1998.itch.io/love-machine
Love Machine by Jessica Mumford, cover art by Phoenix Smith. It depicts a robot on a wasteland of junk, with various phallic towers in the background, sperm-like cars on a nearby bridge and various sexual imagery in the junk pile
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Phoenix Smith @phoenixsmith.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Trying to watch the Seventh Seal for the first time and completely distracted by how much this guy looks like Shawn Levy I fucking hate myself
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BOGLUDDITE @brucemackay.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I might be a hater but the things I hate are objectively bad, unlike all the other haters who are bad people who hate things that are good actually.
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✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Go-Man Vs. the Star Dragon OUT NOW! @hamishsteele.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The Grim Reaper says we must support Satan, guys!
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Jessica Mumford @jessicamumford.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Coming Soon... Enter the alien world of The Dustball for LOVE MACHINE, the new sci-fi comedy novela by Jessica Mumford, a tale of passion, desire and woe. Cover by the ever talented @phoenixsmith.bsky.social
Love Machine by Jessica Mumford, cover art by Phoenix Smith. It depicts a robot on a wasteland of junk, with various phallic towers in the background, sperm-like cars on a nearby bridge and various sexual imagery in the junk pile
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Julian @minikinetic.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Playing in the summertime.
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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 31/01/2026
There is nothing funnier than the scene in The Muppets Take Manhattan where Miss Piggy is replaced with a visibly obvious stunt actor in a Miss Piggy Suit chasing down a mugger
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I do as I must.
A girl holds a doll which looks a bit like her. Text reads: "she reminds me of me - so I shall punish her".
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Jayce @jayceb.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Season 7 is arguably the best season of the entire show, and then I also really really like Invasion of the Dinosaurs.
A UNIT soldier a dead and bloodied mess against a shattered windshield as an Auton watches him die 

Spearhead from Space A Silurian silhouetted against the setting sun 

Doctor Who and the Silurians A massive space program’s control room 

The Ambassadors of Death  An infected solider bestial and rabid amongst industrial machinery 

Inferno
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Just a big congrats to everyone participating in the “babies make angry YouTube videos about baby things” art project today, this is a quality bit of comedy
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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
couldn't help myself
YouTube Iceberg thumbnail with baby in the corner pointing to the content

Sleepytime Iceberg
EXRLAINED! 
jammies
warm milk 
dark mobile symbolism
why crying summons mommy 
crib = prison indústrial complex 
who runs Big Blanky
tummy time thoeries
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 26/07/2024
Doing some reference searches and tripped over the best art of a cat I've ever seen. Credit: Léo Forest, a France-based artist
just a mass of pissed off forearms and claws and teeth and eyes, and still obviously a cat.came image but guy holding up the print version
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Phoenix Smith @phoenixsmith.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Had a great evening seeing Garth Marenghi live, reading passages from his new tome and bewitching the audience with satanic music. I didn’t take any photos so you’ll just have to believe I was there without proof.
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Rian Johnson @rianjohnson.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Go-Man Vs. the Star Dragon OUT NOW! @hamishsteele.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I just saw people arguing about "put more body positivity in heated rivalry" and others saying "its not meant to be realistic, its a fantasy" and I'm like omg you're both annoying! Fat people can be part of the fantasy! We shouldn't be there to make people feel like they did a good job.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
perfect metaphors don’t exis—
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Last-minute gig idea! A knock-off VHS that looks a bit like a classic Disney cartoon:
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.” Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it. Everyone, give @skatunenetwork.bsky.social your money. They deserve it.
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Phoenix Smith @phoenixsmith.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Cool Guy Alert
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jacob c rose @jaob.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
his full name is tronathon ares
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Pope Zygon Productions @popezygon.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
WHAT THE JAZZ!? PB's adventures continue in this surprising 100th issue- with a frightening new villain, buckets of lore, and way too much metahumour. THE PROPER BONKERS 100TH EPISODE SYNDICATION EXTRAVAGANZA! Yes, that is the title. Out Saturday 4 October! Get ready to celebrate!
Cover for a parody Doctor Who audio drama: THE PROPER BONKERS 100TH EPISODE SYNDICATION EXTRAVAGANZA by JACOB C. ROSE

The Doctor (Jacob C. Rose) poses dramatically on a floating asteroid in space, surrounded by a flying TARDIS and a field of other asteroids. On the other asteroids are the Doctor's companion, Timmy (Phoenix Smith) and a mysterious Saxophone-wielding figure in a cape. The saxophone player has glowing blue notes flying out of his instrument.
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Afar @afarseries.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Introducing Archibald Oakheart! Friendly, loyal and psychotically polite, Archibald is an elected knight on a perilous journey. AFAR: GREMLINS AND GRUMBLINGS launches on YouTube this Saturday! For more information, visit: www.AfarSeries.co.uk
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 06/08/2025
Generative AI by definition is conformity. It is an averaging of anything you ask of it - quite literally guessing what the most likely version of a thing might be. It is, by definition, mainstream, as is everything it creates old and deeply ideological, as every model trains on similar data.
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하얀개미핥기(White Anteater) @whiteanteater.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
정말 오랜만에 얻은 쉬는 시간이라 오랜만에 덕질 좀 해봤슴다 #superman
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Nat Cassidy @natcassidy.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.
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FiveWhoFans @fivewhofans.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
please stop celebrating, Dr Who only releases a mixed-media multi-platform adventure series when it's in severe distress 😢
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.
Tweet from @thekafkadude

It's really funny how America and the UK stopped investing in infrastructure in the 1980s because the free market will pave potholes and make the trains run on time and now literally nothing works and you cannot go anywhere or do anything but like 4 people are richer than God.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 16/06/2025
There were a lot of interesting sections from that James Gunn interview but I gotta be honest when I say that this section resonated with me the most
There are things that I know I don't explain that I don't even want to say out loud! But I wanted Superman to be vulnerable. I see the online things "Who would beat whom?" - Homelander or Superman or fucking whatever, Adam Warlock or Brightburn, and I'm like, "This is the fucking stupidest fucking conversation." Like, so then whoever would win this fight means that they're the best? Because I'll just go out and write God Man, who can destroy you with a wink. And I win. I win all the fights forever. But I didn't want a Superman who…
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Phoenix Smith @phoenixsmith.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Just realised this year is the Ten Year anniversary of the groundbreaking YouTube show “It’s Never Omega”! I hope we can find a way to celebrate!
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 22/05/2025
I fucking love Stevie Nicks for this
“Is there internet on your iPhone?
It isn't connected, it's just a camera.
I'm envious of that.
I hate it. About 10 years ago, Katy Perry was talking to me about the internet armies of all the girl singers, and how cruel and rancid they were. I said, "Well, I wouldn't know because I'm not on the internet." She said,
"So, who are your rivals?" I just looked at her. It was my steely look. I said, "Katy, I don't have rivals. I have friends. All the other women singers that I know are friends. Nobody's competing. Get off the internet and you won't have rivals either."
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Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
It’s official. I will be introducing a Bill for an independent public inquiry into the UK’s involvement in Israel’s assault on Gaza. The government must decide: will it support this inquiry, or will it block our efforts to establish the truth?
Text of a Ten-Minute-Rule Bill calling for an inquiry.
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Steph Paton @stephpaton.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I don't know what's worse: that Starmer intentionally chose to mimic Enoch Powell, or that he's taken Labour so far to the right that he's repeating fascist rhetoric by accident.
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Phoenix Smith @phoenixsmith.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
It had the usual Pete McTighe effect where I both think it’s very good and very bad
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FiveWhoFans @fivewhofans.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Doctor Who: Lux (2025)
Three Doctor Who fans sat on a sofa. It's Christel, Richard and Chris from the FiveWhoFans video "How to Watch Doctor Who."
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Of course, we often forget the true meaning of Easter.
Japanese Spider-Man being crucified. As you do.
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 17/04/2025
casting jon bernthal to play a violent lunatic the first time must have felt like discovering the radioactive power of uranium
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Pope Zygon Productions @popezygon.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Coming on Friday April 11th (December 132nd), chaos is on the verge of rising in Sheda 3!
The poster for Sheda 3, the poster reads "Doctor Who: SH3DA" with a Doctor in each of the Sheda letters. In the letters we have:
S - @olieverett.bsky.social as Dr Two in front a red background
H - @jaob.bsky.social as the Proper Bonkers Doctor in front of a purple background
3 - @phoenixsmith.bsky.social as the AMAZING Doctor in front of an orange background, two planets can be seen in front of him
D - @dawnsmansion.bsky.social as the Cosmic Doctor in front of a teal-blue sky with lightning and Sheda in the background
A - @jessicamumford.bsky.social as @pinkdoctor.bsky.social with a gun, in front of a Pink background with the Cosmic Doctor's TARDIS in
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Phoenix Smith @phoenixsmith.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Midnight drop on Dr Who is not enough. They should hide it behind a series of clues. Physically hide a VHS in the wild.
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Phoenix Smith @phoenixsmith.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I don’t think the Fantastic Four Movie looks very exciting so far, but it seems like it’s heart is in the right place, you know?
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