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Pun contest host, former award-winning escape room owner, nervously queer, Star Trek, adhd, embroidery, intersectional feminist, etc 🖖🎺🇵🇸🦻🏻 punslam.com 📍St. Paul he/him

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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 17h
I was browsing the list of Worldcon guests of honor and discovered a secret third category
A screenshot of a section of a Wikipedia page that reads:

Ursula K. Le Guin (pro)
Susan Wood (fan)
Mike Glicksohn (fan)
Donald Tuck (Australian)
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮
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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did you know that if you're interviewing for a job on Zoom and you type "there is no cow level" in the chat they legally have to give you the job right then
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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you want a really tasty alternative to a chain PSL, the Pot O Gold at Claddagh Coffee is delightfully autumnal (they also have a PSL if you're committed)
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Jonathan Hansen, but scary @jonathanhansen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They didn’t even refund her fucking tuition. Cornell should be dismantled, torn down, and lose their accreditation. They shouldn’t just publish the boys’ names. We need to know who their parents are, and where they work, so we can destroy all their lives.
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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got this same spam message today. DO NOT ASSOCIATE ME WITH MEN
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whole lot of guys loudly protesting they’re one of the good ones And moreover none of their friends would ever Shhh. I know it’s tempting, but don’t. Do not! One, we get to decide that, not you. Two, you do not know the intimate details of your buddies’ entire sexual history.
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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The zoo says kids under two get in free, so I’m bringing my 1st and 6th grader and having them each hold one of these
A gold balloon in the shape of a two
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Sen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 28/09/2026
The Klingons are great when you realize they're not really a warrior race as much as they are a bunch of theater people with knives
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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They should invent a water that boils faster
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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
These two posts loading at the same time is the closets I've ever felt to experiencing a glitch in the matrix
A screenshot of two bluesky posts. The first from David Brauer reads "Someone find the podcast where Tafoya talks up JJ McCarthy"

The second, from lyndsay, reads "Someone find my slippers. My toes are CHILLY down here"
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We keep hearing about how an accusation will "ruin men's lives" while at the same time, actually committing rape seems to have no tangible downside for them
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Eight Knives @caitnundrum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dear political pollster, I’m happy to fill out your survey and if you require me to choose a gender, especially if the options are only male & female, I will quit your poll.
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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy TMBG in the Twin Cities week to all who celebrate!
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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it is truly maddening to go most of your life hearing there are no jobs or no money when you look around your neighborhood and see so many things that need cleaning or fixing while your government blows endless cash on venture capital fabulists promising to ensure even fewer jobs and more misery
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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Doing research for a thing and I have discovered that Star Trek as a franchise has been beaten out in the list of highest grossing franchises by fucking MINIONS Considering how overpriced Star Trek merch was for all of the 90s and 2000s, I have a hard time believing this
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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anyone know where I can stream the Lynx game this afternoon?
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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I find places like Top Golf absolutely abhorrent. How can anyone think it's ok to drink and drive?!
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Spoopy Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 25/09/2026
This part - there's no paid staff, there's no marketing budget, this is all just people helping each other out. Dollars and items go directly out to where there is need.
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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This has been the worst bout of unemployment I've had in my career. In about seven weeks it will be one year since I started my job search (and in ~12 weeks it will be a year since I lost my job).
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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Speaking of interviews, I am still looking for a job and would love if you hired me!
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No Adventure Time?
static.klipy.com
Adventure Time: Lemongrab Running - Unacceptable!
Alt: Adventure Time: Lemongrab Running - Unacceptable!
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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"the need has tripled" may seem daunting, but meeting this need is very achievable! Can you pitch in a few bucks?
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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
to moderate = to move slightly more rightward there is no left-moving moderation
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dear The Twin Cities: I am hosting one of these at: Dual Citizen Brewing 725 Raymond Ave, Saint Paul, MN 55114 At 4:00pm Come down and say hi! Meet friends you haven't met yet! I may wear my Sleeping With Celebrities night cap but not my pajamas. maximumfun.org/maxfun-meetu...
maximumfun.org
MaxFun Meetup Day returns Sunday, October 4! | Maximum Fun
MaxFun Meetup Day returns Sunday, October 4!
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baby fish mouth 🌈✨ @bluebonnetsclues.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also, for the record, the time a predator tried to get me in a bathroom, he simply followed me into the women’s room. He was not trans or wearing a wig or doing anything to disguise himself. He just came in. There is no “safety” in the fucking triangle dress sign.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Star Trek fans: "We prefer Star Trek to Star Wars, because it's more intellectual and focuses on science and problem solving instead of action and space battles." The Defiant: "Pew pew pew?" Star Trek fans: "PEW PEW! PEW PEW PEW!!!"
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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We're making it happen! Who is joining me next Thursday?
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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have two bottles of champaign* in my garage refrigerator. Every time I go in there for something I see the bottles and it's a nice little reminder that someday, it *will* happen *prosecco, let's be serious
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I get some iteration of this text every day from my wife, and every time I feel grateful. I have never been food insecure, and I hope never to be, but I also hope never to take this for granted
Screenshot of a text message that says “there’s food whenever you’re hungry”
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 22/09/2026
Moral panics are manufactured concerns created to push an agenda, don't hold up under scrutiny, and the fallout always harms more people than will ever be helped. Stand up for trans people.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Knock, knock" "Who's there?" "Deez" *rolling eyes, sighing* "Deez who?" "Deez are the voyages of the starship Enterprise"
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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love public libraries and I love the Libby app, but oh my god I can't believe the only way to create or reset a password is to write it on a piece of paper and hand it to the person working the front desk at the library so they can type it into the system for you.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Who is that person making the Boebert thread and where did they get that info???
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 21/09/2026
It's official: Starbucks is gutting DEI policies company-wide to curry favor with Florida politicians as our union's call for a boycott grows. Vote with your dollar. BOYCOTT STARBUCKS.
Fox News headline: Starbucks agrees to DEI overhaul after blockbuster Florida legal showdown. The coffee giant will pay $1M and submit annual compliance certifications for four years under the agreement
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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every day Discogs emails me about the one item I have saved on their website: the 1998 Levi's promotional CD SilverTab® Nu Grooves. Someday. Someday I will spend $1.06 to bring my baby back home.
Picture of a CD cover from 1998. It features a grid of nine squares, each a different funky color, some with washed out pictures of cool youths in stylish 90s clothing and Cool Poses. Gray text in an interesting font says "nu grooves" across the entire cover. It's just an extremely 1998 vibe. Back of the same CD with a track listing:

Barenaked Ladies - One Week
Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band - Blue on Black
Royal Crown Review - Zip Gun Bop
Stegosaurus - Candy
Spacehog - Mungo City
Grant Lee Buffalo - APB
Arkana - The Futures Overrated
The B-52s - Hot Mix Radio Megamix
Drill Team - Peppermint
Catatonia - Mulder and Scully
Cornershop - Good Ship
lisahall - Comatose
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Lindsay Bacher @lindsayinmpls.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
if you know anyone who lost their federal grants job in the DOGE cuts, I'm filling a senior grants specialist role at the City of Saint Paul where federal grant experience is essential, good salary too. come work with me! www.governmentjobs.com/careers/stpa...
governmentjobs.com
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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
After last week's games, I was expecting today's Vikings/Bears game to be a bloodbath. What is this 6 to 3 nonsense?
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I always smile when I am reminded that the Vikings have a kicker whose name sounds like Will Riker.
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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
[Prince at the sundae bar] Let’s go crazy Let’s get nuts
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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
What does an autistic zombie say?
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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I know the m&ms aren’t supposed to be sexualized but Jesus Christ
A picture of a bag of peanut butter m&ms featuring two anthropomorphic m&ms, one red and one green. The red guy is the smaller of the two and I suspect he is supposed to represent a plain m&m. He has a saucy smirk on his face and is raising his hand with one finger extended, the tip of which is covered in peanut butter. The green one is femme-coded and is slightly bigger, likely representing a peanut butter m&ms. She is holding a jar of peanut butter, but we all know that’s not where the red guy’s finger was
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Eric Moran @deveric.net · 16/09/2026
As I see carless/car-light folks gloating about rapidly rising fuel prices, just a reminder that not everyone can ride a bike/take the bus to their jobs in a reasonable time, and we are rapidly approaching winter, which makes that harder. Plus fuel prices impact other goods pricing. Come on y'all.
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Come see me compete / compete against me. I'll have you know I came in third place last time. out of three contestants but anyway.
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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#evergreen
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Art! @punsultant.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Incidentally, if you know of any nonprofit or small business operations roles that need someone who does a really good job, I'm available
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