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phoebe, merryops enthusiast

@phloebotomy.bsky.social
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a goober but hopefully in a cute way. opinions my own.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 18h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
stuntedaphidcel posting on twitter, in which she states: "look, man, HRT isn't gonna turn you into your waifu or like those 1% top OF girls. youre gonna look like your mother. and that's fine, she's a very beautiful woman. it was a pleasure to make her acquaintance last night."
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Gigi Marie 🎶⭐️ @gigimarie.music · 27/09/2026
WHAT A SHOW!! Congrats to DC Ward 1 Mutual Aid + Somebody’s Daughter + Posicion Unida + Glitterer on a massively successful show!! For the first time since Fugazi in ‘95, DC punk bands played Sylvan Theater to help our community stand in solidarity. Let’s keep this momentum going, DC!! 🫶 ⭐️✨🖤✨⭐️
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE WE DISQUALIFIED YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR TASTE IN ICED CAFFEINATED BEVERAGES WITH THE VAMPIRE
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some of the vibes re: That One Lesbian Bar Piece are giving "Look at my cringe compilation." Y'all, I already did (and nothing else) during the one & only college Republican meeting I went to. It was weird & I would prefer not to relive that chapter of my life, thank you.
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OrcGirlBoss @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everyone you know is fighting a battle you know nothing about: A terrible war against tiny elves
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the amazon health adds are kinda freaky w it. just out of nowhere, "hey there, you little milk guzzler." like i get the context but the second person usage is A Choice.
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Narnia books as Isekai Manga
1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tilly norwood vs fred flintstone made up: ✅ / ✅ has a job: ❌ / ✅ catchphrase: ❌ / ✅ pet dinosaur: ❌ / ✅ is a virgin: ✅ / ❌
Tilly Norwood, an inhuman gollum shaped like a perky brunette Fred Flintstone
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is awesome! I'd encourage these people to also join the Rainbow Defense Coalition in the DMV to protect queer and trans kids.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
is it possible to bait the "user was blocked for this post" account into posting whatever i want?
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🎶For unto us a Wump is born! Unto us A Wump is given🎶
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says
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☀️ @stel.energy · 16/09/2026
[during sex] fill me up buttercup
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 15/09/2026
Everything is just the frogurt is also cursed now
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 15/09/2026
zombie gf: you can have your car keys back when you take them from my cold dead hands *holding out her hands w/car keys* here zombie gf’s gf: baby you don’t have to describe your hands every time zombie gf: right. [scary part of movie starts] hey can you hold my. my my um. my hand that’s regular
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
literally this. i personally follow trans people who are part of this internal conversation, on either side. But rule #1 of being nice on the internet is don't be an asshole to people whose situation you don't know.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Like, If there's a conversation internal to and between trans folks about what their best move is, tactically, to secure their rights? Grand. I'm not part of that conversation. The tone of that conversation will be *very different* from the acceptable comments *to* trans folks from the outside.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we need more bats on here
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
so, uh, Coyote v. Acme, huh? ...is it a bad time right now?
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a coalition stands together, that's how it generates and wields power in the political arena. on top of being basic human decency, standing up for trans people is politically expedient.
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's so deeply insulting. Like, you can defend your candidate without being Like This, or while acknowledging their significant flaws. By going after individuals, you're arguably being worse than they are.
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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 13/09/2026
Regardless of your thoughts on voting strategies, the way trans people are being spoken to and about by self-described "progressives" and "allies" is absolutely wild.
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It turns out “at least three, don’t play games with me kid” is actually the only politically successful answer to that question
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/09/2026
I want to apologize for remarks I made a few years ago suggesting I believe every human is entitled to respect and dignity in addition to basic human rights. I had no way of knowing at the time this sentiment could be interpreted as applying to people of a gendered persuasion
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
oh no i just got an idea for a novel that is poli-sci brained in the worst way possible. i thought i could quarantine it. i thought i could fix it. good god, was i wrong.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance theonion.com/savannah-bananas-comme…
Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
when your rookie in fantasy football massively overperforms
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Senator Palpatine to Anakin: We will watch your career
Alt: Senator Palpatine to Anakin: "We will watch your career with great interest"
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Aleksandra Vaca @transiticsnews.com · 10/09/2026
I’m a Texan trans kid who almost died because of Ken Paxton. The world should know what he’s done. This was very difficult for me to write, but given what's at stake, I cannot bear to stay silent about what I went through at Paxton's hands. He must not be rewarded for what he's done to trans kids.
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I’m a Texan Trans Kid Who Almost Died Because of Ken Paxton. The World Should Know What He’s Done.
Regardless of Talarico’s recent statements on trans people, Paxton cannot be rewarded for the extreme suffering he’s inflicted on me and tens of thousands of Texan trans kids.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
I'm not reading or reposting anyone's goddamn substack, but HRC supporting anti-trans candidates is clown shit.
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sour Whine on Leith, by The Proclaimers
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NBC4 Washington @nbcwashington.com · 09/09/2026
Charlie Kirk’s nonprofit Turning Point USA’s Professor Watchlist, which claims it uncovers the most radical left wing professors from universities that are known to suppress the conservative voices and advance the progressive agenda," has been taken down.
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Turning Point USA's Professor Watchlist is down. Instructors describe its impact
This week marks one year since the killing of conservative activist Charlie Kirk. While the nonprofit he created, Turning Point USA, is still working to engage young conservative voters ahead of the m...
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
koko’s basilisk: you don’t think koko the gorilla actually knows sign language and when she figures it out she beats your ass
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Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️‍⚧ @charliejane.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They only sell a small amount of Skywalker meat every season, just enough to cover costs
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Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️‍⚧ @charliejane.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Skywalker Ranch is where all the Skywalkers are farmed
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
get you a place w a labor day festival
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Have you heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates?" "Morons."
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fun fact: Until I heard "gubernatorial," I pronounced it "goober-national." I, uh, may have some slight dyslexia.
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Sarah Clarke - Not your doll @damselindystopia.northsky.social · 04/09/2026
Apropos of nothing in particular, I think one of the most important low-impact things you can do if you want to act in solidarity with transfems is to read us charitably...
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
sean woke up, rubbed his eyes, said ‘do you think in france mr. bean is called monsieur legûme’ and then went back to sleep
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
see, i make "queer art" where yoda and palpatine fuck, but i also make stuff where trans woman gets the transformation that makes your genitals cosmic horror & the mental fallout thereof. & then she fucks.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Now don't be mad at me but I actually have a bit part in the new Harry Potter show. They added me just for the show, my name is Amanda Brick. I'm Harry Potter's neighbor and i'm the trans woman who, at the beginning of every episode, gives you permission to watch it without feeling bad
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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 01/09/2026
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/09/2026
FUCK yuo
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