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phoebe, merryops enthusiast

@phloebotomy.bsky.social
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a goober but hopefully in a cute way. opinions my own.

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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Real people" went outside and had a lovely Labor Day instead of seething at trans people. Here, have a utility pole with a feather boa and a disco ball. It says "Be Kind." Perhaps that could be relevant.
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the god vash, one day, for lols.
Vash, the god of the city of Vash, in his incarnation
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
we talking about certain works?
It's just, Sissy of a book of contradictions. Tobia is down-to-earth but all too often that comes across as fake. It's a book that claims to be revolutionary and punk yet is wrapped in neoliberalism and the glow of institutional recognition, a book that claims not to glamorize suffering and make being trans a big deal but definitely does in its last paragraphs, a book that talks about transcending binaries but sometimes reinforces them (Tobia's use of "male bodied", when, like, what even is a male body is particularly striking), a book that talks about the importance of transcectors and community but mostly rattles off lists of names and organizations, with at most a cursory look at a few of Tobia's friends. As Harron Walker points out, there's definitely a shortage of showing in this book. It claims to not acquiesce to cis readership but I found it extremely acquiescing.
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
idk the local trans girl X-Man carry league is p full of drama
Gambit, from X-Men
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
tweet by lauren @notabigjerk saying: I’m not falling for that hot take that’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
saw the bold words & couldn't get it out of ny head. it's y'all's problem now.
Pregnant Alpha Werewolf Hitta in TMNT font
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
estrogen could've saved her
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
second day of a red-shouldered hawk at the Department of Labor! Unfortunately my camera isn't great, but this one just decided to stay a bit. Hope it's not injured or anything.
Red-shoildered hawk in a tree
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
i present to you:
The Nathan Bedford Forrest statue in Nashville. The horse looks derpy & Forrest looks like the Burger King mascot.
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
drink both or neither & let it free your soul from marketing tactics
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
the man, the myth, the legend
An Autism Towing truck on the streets of DC. The word "Autism" is made up of colorful puzzle pieces (boo)
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
maybe, but following it up with this, at this particular time, is... a choice.
Faelin (@faelin.bsky.social) Look at my queer community dawg they're gonna send us to camps

Will Stancil (@whstancil.bsky.social) only the bad ones
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
i mean the eastern shore *did* give us andy harris, but also it's giving this. maryland catching strays.
Lenny saying: "Hey, I've only been here a few minutes. What's going on?"
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Stealing this & adding a bad Clone High JFK impression to it.
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Genlocke Update 17: Johto Complete! One more death against a wild Kangaskhan, & a few scares, but we beat Red at level 67. MVPs: Leslie the Starmie & T Jr the Snorlax Death that hurt the most: Hera the Marowak. With us as Roger Jr the Geodude's replacement & got Pursuited to death at the E4.
The Champions, Kanto (Yellow):
Roger the Geodude
Liz the Charizard
Lady Gaga the Alakazam
T the Snorlax
Orioles the Gyarados 
Veatus the Jolteon

Retired:
Pidgeotto
Butterfree

Deaths:
Pikachu, Nidoking, Diglett, Machop, Rattata, Fearow

The Champions, Johto (Crystal): 
Snek the Steelix
Liz Jr the Charizard
Leslie the Starmie
T Jr the Snorlax
Orioles Jr the Gyarados 
Veatus Jr the Umbreon

Retired:
Yvonne the Crobat
Hooty the Noctowl
Morticia the Haunter

Dearhs: 
Remus the Togepi
Roger Jr the Geodude
Cartwell the Quagsire 
Lady Gaga Jr the Kadabra
Crikey!! the Croconaw
Hera the Marowak
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
let the rib remodels flow
god-emperor leto ii but i clumsily drew on long hair to make her, idk alia ii
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
boymoding! at the catholic church
phoebe in a red columbia hoodie
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
ok but i read this 1930s encyclopedia repeatedly & voraciously. (i do essentially agree w op, though)
New Century Book of Facts
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
utena is a really good anime... ...but that's none of my business.
anthy himemiya drinking a milkshake
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
happy dog floor resident
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
not really minding mine, sans flavor text.
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Great Illustrated Classics did it better
Great Illustrated Classics' version of The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
& it's not even as fun as these, i bet
The Great Illustrated Classics version of The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
ok, this is p great. site is youraislopbores.me
me: draw billy joel puzzled about why he has to play a harmonica when he's the piano man

"ai": billy joel turning around to look at a harmonica going "wtf?"
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
woman? i thought you were a bat. my whole worldview is in tatters now.
stellaluna by janell cannon. Aaa bat hangs off a tree branch in the center as birds fly in the background.
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
dang, it really don't miss (ok, it misses occasionally but that's why it's a mute)
"Muted by Jesse Singal followers"
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Okay, you get one timeline. One!
Phoebs before HRT, wearing a Four Seasons Total Landscaping shirtMe about a week ago, wearing a Trans Naryland "Let us grow. Let us live." tank top.
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
GARFIELD!
President James A. Garfield in a Garfield comic, thinking "I hate Mondays"
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
i will not be maligned in such a way!
The Onion headline: It is Journalism's Sacred Duty to Endanger the Lives of As Many Trans People As Possible w/ (ur still valid tho) added by me
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
in a place that makes things like this, yeah, i think i've had my fill of mascots or what have you.
Mr. Blobby, a (fake) children's TV show mascot
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
this tbh
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
just sheer brilliance
Coffee God and Cigarettes
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
this is frigging amazing
Guide for wasgung hands to Mal Blum's San Cristobal
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
year of the fire horse, you say?
Ponyta from Pokémon. It is a white equine pokémon that has a firey mane, back, tail, and upper leg
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
is osgood fielding iii from some like it hot a chaser, yes or no? discuss.
Osgood Fielding III reading the Wall Street Journal
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
🎶in the middle of the night i drive a little garbage truck there goes the mountain of stink
NYT Headline: Here Comes the River of Yuck
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
hatsune mikulski
barbara mikulski w hatsune miku's head
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
as a (v much former) libertarian who voted Johnson in 2016 in a safe state—no, we didn't. Sure, I was anti-Trump, but I didn't forsee enough of it. Though I was in stage crew for Hair the night after, and during "Let the Sun Shine In," it hit all at once.
NYT headline saying "Libertarians Tried To Warn You About Trump"
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
oh hey, they did Prisencolinensinainciusol
People dancing to Prisencolinensinainciusol at the Olympic Opening ceremony
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
of course she has blue hair and pronouns
Kris from Pokémon Crystal. 

Detailed description: She has a yellow cap with short blue bangs showing at the end of it and two spiky pigtails. She has a red shirt ans a yellow pair of shorts with a navy blue-ish border. Over that she wears a white bolero-esque thing with long sleeves and a red border near the sleeve end. She has sneakers with a Poké Ball motif. She carries a whitish bag slung over her right shoulder, and a Poké Ball in her left hand.
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Aaaaand the Yellow leg of my Genlocke is done! Six more generations to go!
Pokémon Yellow

The Champions:
Golem 
Charizard 
Alakazam 
Gyarados
Jolteon

Retired:
 Pidgeotto
Butterfree 

Dead:
Pikachu
Nidoking
Diglett
Machop
Ratatta
Fearow
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Alright, I hate to be one of those accounts that constantly posts fundraisers, but a former coworker of mine who is a Black trans woman in VA really needs your help. She's going to be evicted in harsh winter months if we don't get this to 1.3k by the end of the day. gofund.me/d0709944e
Keep Liyah Safe and Housed
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
it's pfp day where you post your pfp. again. everyone look at the picture you've seen 9,933 times. obey. still festive bc christmas doesn't end until february 2. estrogen made me chonky & a temnospondyl to boot (things w Doctor T.H. Erian got weird) but 4+ yrs on, I wouldn't have it any other way.
Eryops, a prehistoric tetrapod, wearing a Santa hat
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
🎶Hey Jude, You'll make it bad🎶
Jude the Obscure by Thomas Hardy
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
whatever it is, i hope i can enjoy it with instant coffee
In the United Kingdom, instant coffee granules are sometimes used to enhance the flavour of sauces used in preparing spaghetti bolognese
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
you know i'm embarrassingly gay bc i saw this ad & was like "ooh, what's that butch advertising?" my friend in christ, it was a cishet man advertising a church.
dude w chain necklace, grey tee, & baseball cap.
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
ok, i know calling out hypocrisy is a waste of time, but goodness, the fig leaf covers less than nothing.
He said his Christian socialist communitariam faith called him to "advocate for people who can't advocate for themselves. 

"The foundation for me of justice is the idea that whoever you are, you deserve justice."
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phoebe, merryops enthusiast @phloebotomy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
"Christian socialism" is when one denies people fundamental rights, and the more fundamental rights one denies, the more Christian socialist it is.
He said his Christian socialist communitariam faith called him to "advocate for people who can't advocate for themselves. 

"The foundation for me of justice is the idea that whoever you are, you deserve justice."
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