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Scunner @scunnerturn.bsky.social · 10h
Stairs
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morbidly doebese || focait @focait.bsky.social · 21h
an absolutely gorgeous lardball doe by overmatch over on FA... pls go follow them they do god's workkkk ft. andy
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/10/2026
jesus christ i have never heard a democratic talk this bluntly about an opponent
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BEGGING people to look up terms before using them for library social media. “BBW” doesn’t mean Banned Books Week
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
a four panel comic

a girl and a guy are on the sidewalk, the girl gestures to a woman across the street and says: “ugh, that girl is a total f-word (the homophobic slur)”
the guy says: “huh? aren't you gay?”
the girl responds: “Yeah, that's how i found out
we fucked”
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The debate continues,
Nerdy mouse girl labeled 'girls on a five day cycle' saying

 "Basically if you're on Estradiol Valerate and can't get a different ester like Enanthate you should be on a five day cycle for optimal hormone stability.
It's easiest to conceptualize it as doing one shot for each day of the week in a month without repeating:
SThTSuFWM
I use the JAV Title
mnemonic device: Sexy, Three Trannies Sucked and Fucked on
Wednesday Morning"

Blaisé wolf girl saying "mental breakdown every Tuesday. Do my shot every Wednesday. Simple as."
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🎃🔞 SPOOKY SLUG 🔞🎃 @gloobyslug.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They're having a disagreement (idea test lol)
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Morgan Meat @gussiekins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tumtober 5 - Witch
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 05/10/2026
Woman with radiant smile happily pressing a button labeled IMMANENTIZE for a device labeled ESCHATRON 9000
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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morbidly doebese || focait @focait.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this malfoid trend is the most annoying thing ever even divorced from harry potter's baggage because it's just a fucking white woman in a schoolgirl uniform there isnt even anything to it
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Stephen Spaulding @stevespaulding.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Majority Leader John Thune already said earlier this summer that the Senate would jam through a successor in the lame duck if the Senate flips and a justice retires.
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FA is being very up front about both the cost of hosting the site [it aint cheap] and how advertisers theyd been relying on prior are pushing all the same puritan bullshit weve been seeing other platforms push FA is one of very few Old Internet spaces around. Support em while we CAN
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🎃🔞 SPOOKY SLUG 🔞🎃 @gloobyslug.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I liked that waitress sunny so much that I decided to make it her job
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pretty clear to me there’s a very good case against this man for mass murder, and I’m saying that in as measured a fashion as I can. He’s order the killing of 234 people under no plausible war or legal justification. I am skeptical he will ever face legal accountability for til his but he should.
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Martha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the most important thing men can do, and they must be doing it immediately. People create culture. People can change it. If you can't remember the last time you created some social awkwardness by telling another man to stop with that shit, you probably aren't pulling your weight.
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Icy 🔞 @iseenudepeople.com · 28/09/2026
miku and teto, sittin' in a tree~ #vocalewds
kasane teto kissing hatsune miku, nakedly
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Cloud ☆彡 @cloudboyo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
booty
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the average lifespan of outdoor cats is 3 to 5 years. indoor cats regularly live to 10, if not 20 years. imagine personally shaving off 3/4 of your cat's life because you're too stubborn and lazy to take proper care of an animal you're responsible for
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GhoullyGeo 😈🎃 @gollygeo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fanart of Sango from Inuyasha/Yashahime! She's gotten a little pudgy since settling down with Miroku and having kids hehe. She can't seem to find Kirara though! Can you help her?! 🥺💖
Sango from Inuyasha from the back. She's now 500+lbs with a massive wide ass shelf, her cheeks peak out from her kimono. Shes looking for Kirara, asking "MIROKU, HAVE YOU SEEN KIRARA? I'M BEGINNING TO WORRY..." Kirara is resting peacefully on her ass shelf. Miroku, able to see Kirara, is thinking to himself "BUDDAH, GIVE ME STRENGTH" His hand trembling in the foreground, resisting the urge to slap Sango's ass.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.
A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc.
Unused space 54 MB
Luigi's Mansion 186 MB
DDR Mario Mix 264 MB
Wario World 257 MB
Donkey Konga 2 312 MB
Donkey Konga 250 MB
Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices.
Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social
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UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Globule @globuleart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've been drawing her a little too put together lately
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🎃🔞 SPOOKY SLUG 🔞🎃 @gloobyslug.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did another thing with that base sunny drawing ...
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quat🔞 @kumquatdemon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nari, local chubster #ocart #oc #nsfwart
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 25/09/2026
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KafeKafei @kafekafei.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Halmabutt
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mollystars { comms 20% OFF!! } @mollystars.dev · 05/09/2026
reminder that discord's trying to reintroduce their "Global Age Verification" as of very recently. if you haven't cancelled your nitro, do it! if you know other people who haven't, let them know abt this. not giving them anything as long as paypros/the gov keep being a bunch of pussies about this
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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Meme depicting a quote from Warren Buffet. It reads: "Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now.
It's fucking over. - Warren Buffett"
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
women aren't dating bisexual men......well,
art of my sona (a werewolf girl looking smug) pointing at the camera with text that says "if you aint gonna play....pass the controller!!!!!"
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you ever read a series of words
Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee
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Mymmel @vedart2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Its like a sickness at this point. I see a great butt, have to draw it 🍑
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
⚠️ flashing lights!
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Bela mopdog @belamopdog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
going feral on company time
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
little known fact: Napoleon chose his Marshals based entirely on the quality of their morning wood. Davout was nicknamed 'The Iron Marshal' for this very reason.
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All things considered, If I had known every single dumb joke I've ever made was going to get taken 100% seriously by thousands and thousands of people, I would have at least tried to make them funnier.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So you're not alone. You're not failing. So please be good to yourselves. Rest and fill the well.
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Class War Vet Pillow @pillowknight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
angry with a big butt
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 17/09/2026
i say this with zero moral weight whatsoever: the bluesky staff do not got that dawg in them
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Peaches (nsfw) Chubby girls art 🍑 @nintenpeaches.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Chubby Samus zero part 2 #Metroid
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I realize this is a tongue-and-cheek jab at Trump but I also think it genuinely a great idea. share.google/w9F02SY5JJkE...
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Resolution passed to rename portion of Lake Erie ‘The Gulf of Cleveland’
Cleveland City Council passed a resolution Monday night to rename a portion of Lake Erie “The Gulf of Cleveland.”
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Stuart D @max-fan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This statement brought to you by Draft Kings
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I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
Alt: We're all trying to find the guy who did this hotdog meme
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