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phaliasmaximus.bsky.social @phaliasmaximus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A fun thing to think about.
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Florida Is Back! (derogatory)
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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Snitty 🎃 @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When people talk about rape culture this is exactly what they mean: Michaels and Herbstreit minimizing and dismissing the allegations of dozens of women.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i thought about this old tweet tonight and how nothing has ever aged better
@Merman_Melville • Jan 24, 2019
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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phaliasmaximus.bsky.social @phaliasmaximus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This. 100% this. AI music makes me want to die.
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 11
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David Wunderlich @davidwunderlich.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
3-0, won at Auburn, scored 40+ in each of the first three games for the first time since 2007. I’m not complaining about anything tonight. Go Gators.
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phaliasmaximus.bsky.social @phaliasmaximus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
But think of all the goodwill they're getting from the fans for starting Deshaun. You can't put a number on that.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 06/09/2026
It wasn't even particularly close.
Time is expired and nobody has touched the ball.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 06/09/2026
the clock is expired and nobody has touched the ball. this is ridiculous!
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The public attitude towards AI seems really incoherent. Like, the average voter's attitude appears to be "Data centers ate my baby! Now time to share 500,000 AI generated memes on my Facebook page."
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phaliasmaximus.bsky.social @phaliasmaximus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The university's commitment to making it embarrassing to be an Alum is actually impressive.
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Gators Wire @gatorswire.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The University of Florida's athletic program announced a multi-year partnership with Ripple beginning with the 2026 football season.
gatorswire.usatoday.com
Florida athletics signs lucrative logo sponsorship deal with Ripple
The University of Florida's athletic program announced a multi-year partnership with Ripple beginning with the 2026 football season.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend.
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phaliasmaximus.bsky.social @phaliasmaximus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Killswitch Engage Zao Further Seems Forever Gary Clark Jr Denison Marrs
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Springfield Ohio bullshit is like, the most pronounced and clear cut example of American moral rot I’ve seen in forever. Literally asking Haitians to come to revitalize your hollowed-out community, and then subjecting them to this racial terror and humiliation after they do? Fucking hell
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
He's the biggest fucking embarrassment this country has produced in its 250 years and it's not even remotely close. bsky.app/profile/kyle...
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you think about it Manti Te’o getting catfished in 2012 is like those videos of guys getting juked out of their shoes by Bob Cousy slightly changing direction. You couldn’t even put him on the court in today’s fake internet girlfriend league
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Dan Szymborski @dszymborski.fangraphs.com · 24/08/2026
Move over Concorde fallacy, the textbooks for Microeconomics 101 now have to be re-written to update sunk cost to highlight the Cleveland Browns starting Deshaun Watson in 2026.
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phaliasmaximus.bsky.social @phaliasmaximus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I hope Baker throws for 500 yds.
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Spencer German @spencito.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So (barring injury) the stage is officially set for Baker Mayfield to square off with his former team against the QB they chose over him, Deshaun Watson, in Week 2.
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phaliasmaximus.bsky.social @phaliasmaximus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
An unserious team that hates every Browns fan.
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Danny Cunningham @dannycunningham.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Seems to me like tomorrow would be as good of a day as any to cut Deshaun Watson.
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Spencer German @spencito.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nick Chubb officially announced his retirement on his Instagram.
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Sasha Talebi @sashat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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phaliasmaximus.bsky.social @phaliasmaximus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Because life is suffering and this team hates me.
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"The worst organization in American sports is hosting a sham competition between a has-been who should be forced to wear an ankle bracelet and a lad I wouldn’t trust to hand out Michelob Ultras at a beach bar. We don’t have to pretend its normal." too-deep-zone.ghost.io/quarterback-...
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Quarterback Slopetitions
The Browns, Falcons and Vikings illustrate the old adage: "if you have two QBs, it means you are totally boned."
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 01/08/2026
We could've made this montage of liars an hour long but you get the point
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
dlvr.it
WGN airs meme with Kyle Shanahan as Mitch McConnell
While they are two wildly different situations, the car accident of San Francisco 49ers head coach Kyle Shanahan and the mystery surrounding Kentucky senator Mitch McConnell both have an element of mystery to them. Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from publicly in over a month after a fall left him hospitalized. Although McConnell’s…
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
David Barton is a fake historian who wrote a book on Thomas Jefferson that was so inaccurate his publisher was forced to pull it from the shelves. Now Barton, and his son Tim, are advising Trump on his anti-Smithsonian crusade.
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 29/07/2026
I dunno but it should probably be a bigger deal that the White House announced it wants to slap a 100% tariff on drug imports at the same time it is eliminating Medicare drug subsidies. And we’re talking about critical life-saving drugs like insulin, blood thinners, antibiotics, and heart meds.
India supplies approximately 50% of all U.S. generic drugs, and these face the highest tariff
rates:
• Antibiotics: Penicillin, amoxicillin
• Cardiovascular medications: Generic versions of cholesterol drugs, blood thinners
• Diabetes medications: Metformin, insulin analogs
• Pain relievers: Ibuprofen, acetaminophen
2. China-Dependent Active Ingredients
China supplies active ingredients for:
• >95% of ibuprofen and acetaminophen
• ~45% of penicillin
• Many other commonly used medications' base components
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
that is in fact literally in the bible. it's Matthew 6:5.
5 "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 22/07/2026
i bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid
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Is it the weather or just our perspective that changed?

ai slop illustration shows brad lea sipping coffee. behind him are two weather forecasters, one ini 1976 saying it's going to be a beautiful day and another in 2026 saying we're all going to die.

the joke is that it's the same forecast. do you get it.
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Northern & proud 👊 @gazlancs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 17/07/2026
you stupid mother fucker (markwayne not eugene) we tricked the entire world into sending their smartest hardest working people here and then tricked those same people into staying permanently instead of going back to their home country you are BLOWING UP OUR SPOT
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the food safety stuff is another reminder that a large, huge, gigantic part of being a republican is going “lmao why are we spending money to prevent horrifying disasters from happening if they never happen 🤪”
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 07/06/2026
It boggles my mind, that media presents Trump as a real serious official, political scientists discuss his decisions, pundits talk about his policies. Meanwhile he loudly declared to the world he made an amazing discovery that "dumb" has a "b" in it.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Tom Cruise is absolutely going for that Oscar by undertaking an astonishing physical transformation into...what he would look like in 2026 under normal circumstances. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSnE...
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DIGGER Official Trailer (2026) Tom Cruise
YouTube video by Rapid Trailer
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The IMF, every 10-15 years.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Looking into this Balogun red card situation and I’ve found out that in soccer, only the goalie is permitted to use their hands.
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
this is surprising to me. i thought FIFA only does strange, opaque, absurd things because the cheeto wants them to. i am a bluesky poster who never thought about soccer until yesterday, when i could make it about donald trump.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 06/07/2026
international soccer is maybe the funniest sport to pull this navel gazing hairshirt shit about, we americans still have a lot to learn about being soccer fans
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This is actually the perfect distillation of the fascist mindset of tech oligarchs—they want working people to blame immigrants and people of color, so we don’t unite against the oligarchs.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
On this special 4th of July I want to remind everyone that the ambrosial 90's era beverage Fruitopia was around for nine years, thats five years longer than the Confederate States of America.
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phaliasmaximus.bsky.social @phaliasmaximus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Look at these dorks.
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phaliasmaximus.bsky.social @phaliasmaximus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Telling my kids this is Tebow
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Andrew Gardiner @ajgardineresq.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
During a photo session with a young fan, Egyptian staff are assaulted by cops in Dallas. Egypt is Australia's opponent tomorrow morning. Aus squad include six players of African heritage plus another from Sri Lanka. This could easily have been us ... #Profiling #WorldCup #AustraliaEgypt #Socceroos
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