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ANTIFAldo

@antifaldo.bsky.social
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Golf. Arkansas football nihilism. Cutco knives.

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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 19h
Florida Is Back! (derogatory)
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 21h
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 21h
PJ Fleck prayed to the blood moon and awoke the elder ones
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Choose Your Character, 5th century edition
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
in case anyone thought we were no longer Down Bad™️ after beating an AAC team to get back to .500
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
he looks like a map of the Shattered Plains
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh, like he’s the only Haslam who’s fucked up in Tennessee
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ole Miss cultural dominance is complete
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
how am I supposed to explain Clemson-Cal viewers to my CHILDREN
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
every single wet bitch who said that Kiffin should be allowed to coach the playoff games last year should be called to the People’s Court
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lane is about to have the most unhinged ChatGPT prompts
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
look, if there’s a hot lady in that season…Reacher’s gonna have sex with that hot lady
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
as Jesus said
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
HAUNTING
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
haunting levels of Cayts right now
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
well, that explains the loud “WHAT?!” I heard at the Krogers, Dores
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hunter Yurachek hired Chad Morris, he shouldn’t have been allowed to hire an assistant manager at the Dairy Queen, let alone two more head coaches
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
lololol can we trade Chris Marshall to a contender at the trade deadline for a future 1st
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
putting Hunter Yurachek in the wicker man
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
there needs to be a term of art for games where the entire fanbase knows there’s not much point in tuning in or going to the game, I’m thinking “Byeee Week”
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
college football is great because you get to stare into the abyss but then also climb into the abyss and wrap it around yourself like a warm blanket and pass it on to your children and then you die
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I was told a 9:15 kickoff, Utah, I swear to god I will boil your salt lake if you do not let this game start soon
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Very excited for the Arkansas-Utah game at 9:15 central!
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Magic Johnson Shakes Head 'No'
ALT: Magic Johnson Shakes Head 'No'
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shot for shot Muppets remake of Three Kings sounds dope
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
two groups of people kind of speaking French yet not understanding one another one whit
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Rodgers and Hammerstein from the great beyond:
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the Venables Bede
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Rushing the field after beating Western Michigan is worse than losing
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the first thing I saw when I put on the game was a Michigan fan recreating the original surrender cobra
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My father is a godly man, why must he watch a left handed quarterback
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Matt Rhule constantly looks like he’s negotiating an expired coupon with a cashier
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
gotta wear a trenchcoat to watch Ohio-Nebraska
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
pronouncing “Jordon” in the Clare Devlin accent
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a private zoo undergoes inspections to satisfy nervous investors
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
read it, show your phone to your spouse, text screenshots to your mom, print it out for your grandma and just pay a few extra into the till for next month
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
it’s the 4th of July, you just got off the boat and have to kill two hours before starting the grill, and “Con Air” is 45 minutes in on TNT
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
look it’s stupid that Meemaw Blackburn is going to waltz into the governor’s mansion but it is a little funny that Kane is introducing her
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Bobby Petrino voice: “finsta”
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
thinking about Mack Brown reading the Mike Lombardi news in the paper tomorrow
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm sorry, is that a FORMER AUBURN FOOTBALL COACH trying to lecture people about following the rules in the pursuit of winning?
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Homeward Bound
ALT: Homeward Bound
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
this is what Andross saw as Star Fox was blowing his ass up
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Canonically, Cabo Verde is a Big Ten team from 2005
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
reading this in the @surber.bsky.social Jelly Roll voice
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
the Kansas Jayhad
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
to 1Ls heading home for Thanksgiving break:
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