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Petey Piranha

@peterferrarese.bsky.social
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Petey Piranha @peterferrarese.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe he was so focused on being The Little Engine that COULD, he never stopped and asked if he was The Little Engine that SHOULD
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
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71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it rules that the president is a 90s cartoon style eco-villain. just doing a backyard burn of big yellow barrels that say “POLLUTION”. hexxus ass motherfucker
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Petey Piranha @peterferrarese.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm not the godfather. I'm the father who godded up
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Petey Piranha @peterferrarese.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sitting on the Boyfriend Couch in the J. Crew. Where I belong
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Petey Piranha @peterferrarese.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Elon Musk's X? You mean Grimes?
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Petey Piranha @peterferrarese.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Anal eyes analyze anal lies
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Petey Piranha @peterferrarese.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ed Sheeran: 🎶 The club isn't the best place to find a lover- 🎶 Me: So true Ed Ed: 🎶 -so the bar is where I go 🎶 Me: 🤔
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Petey Piranha @peterferrarese.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bartender *to James Bond*: And for you, sir? Bond: A little bit of chicken, fried. A cold beer on a Friday night. A pair of jeans that fit just right-
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Petey Piranha @peterferrarese.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Teacher: I'll be grading your papers on a bell curve Students: fuck, I didn't know we were reading sylvia plath
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Petey Piranha @peterferrarese.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I get a bit philosophical in this one 🤔 a think piece for your Tuesday
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 15/08/2026
I am horrified by the assault at Central Synagogue during services today. I can only imagine the pain and fear an attack like this, during Shabbat services, causes for the congregation and for Jewish New Yorkers across our city.

Every New Yorker must be able to observe their religion without fear of violence. This despicable act has no place in our city, and our administration will do everything in our power to keep Jewish New Yorkers safe.

The alleged perpetrator is in custody and there is no known ongoing threat in or around the synagogue. We are in close contact with the NYPD and will share more information as it becomes available.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Gen Z kids; you have a fantastic opportunity to troll older people by posting things like 'is it really true that people used to have sex in the past?'
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Thanks so much Google same time tomorrow
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Book by Stuart Gordon

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids was not a book by Stuart Gordon. Stuart Gordon, along with Brian
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Petey Piranha @peterferrarese.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The people who are having negative reactions to the #Lanterns preview online have never watched a serious TV show in their lives. This looks great.
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Petey Piranha @peterferrarese.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to Try Not to Laugh (IMPOSSIBLE Difficulty)"
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Louis 〓〓 @louishenwood.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Always choose a typeface carefully
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bryce Dallas Howard is an airport-ass name
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/08/2026
the intentional abdication by Congress of nearly all of its constitutional responsibilities is at the core of most of our problems as a nation
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 03/08/2026
My Grok Wife is Having an Affair With Her ChatGPT Personal Trainer ggtribune.com/2026/08/03/m...
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My Grok Wife is Having an Affair With Her ChatGPT Personal Trainer
Today started like every other day. I woke up in my Eight Sleep POD, asked my Samsung Smart Fridge what I should have for breakfast, and listened to Alexa read the headlines curated to my interests…
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Petey Piranha @peterferrarese.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Who up committing grave follies
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Petey Piranha @peterferrarese.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
They call it booze because it's very spooky and scary
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Petey Piranha @peterferrarese.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If you send a message to yourself on Microsoft Teams it says your name and then (you) in parentheses in case you forget
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/07/2026
man I will just never get over the fact that the collective response to the pandemic, and an absolutely miraculous vaccine development, was to destroy public health in this country and smear everyone involved I generally take a positive view of humanity overall but it's so depressing
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
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Petey Piranha @peterferrarese.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
An important topic!! Wish more were talking about this
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 20/07/2026
Australia is planning some of the world's toughest AI regulations • Water usage will be limited • AI data centers will be required to become net producers of energy • AI companies can't train on Australian creators' work without their permission • Proposals expected to be introduced in 2027
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Petey Piranha @peterferrarese.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
*Patrick Bateman voice* I wake up at 7:30, gassy as hell. I roll out of bed and reluctantly shower and get dressed before heading out to my 9-5 email job. I throw on my Spotify daylist, which is titled "cheugy indie pop monday morning".
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Petey Piranha @peterferrarese.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Dudes were getting fake IDs in college like "y'all mind if a white boy routes some money to China?"
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Petey Piranha @peterferrarese.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My latest 😎 for the TRIBUNE (bingo word btw)
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Petey Piranha @peterferrarese.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Facebook: "Look at this lovely picture of my granddaughter 🥰 she is my pride and joy!!" Tiktok: "Bruh my life so ahh I got an essay due tomorrow. 9th grade fucking sucks"
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Petey Piranha @peterferrarese.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Smokey Bear once told me only *I* could prevent forest fires. And I've let him down tremendously
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Petey Piranha @peterferrarese.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
*Anime character gets blasted into a wall* *Wipes blood from mouth* "Heh...it's still not clocking to you, is it? It's not clocking to you...that I'm standing...ON BUSINESS"
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olivianicolai.bsky.social @olivianicolai.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
In awe of this attempted spelling of “aficionado”
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 21/06/2026
George R.R. Martin Vows to Finish ‘House of the Dragon’ Discourse Before Starting ‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ Discourse Scoop by @peterferrarese.bsky.social www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/georg...
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Martin Vows to Finish HotD Discourse Before Starting A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Discourse — Hollywood Time$
From a bush outside of George R.R. Martin’s house in Santa Fe, New Mexico, I can now confirm that the fantasy author has made a solemn vow to finish the online House of the Dragon discourse before he ...
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 20/06/2026
Get your purple lights ready because we're getting woke and gay! Next Saturday from 7 pm - 11 pm EST, we'll be streaming some woke and gay games on Twitch to raise money for Trans Lifeline!!!! twitch.tv/ggtribune
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 15/06/2026
Following Roku Acquisition, Fox Corp Reveals Plan to Demolish Roku City Community Center www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/follo...
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Following Roku Acquisition, Fox Corp Reveals Plan to Demolish Roku City Community Center — Hollywood Time$
Following Fox Corps’ acquisition of Roku, the news giant revealed plans to demolish the Roku City Community Center. Fox Corp spokesperson, Doug Marvin, shared details on the demolition during a press ...
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 14/06/2026
Follow the people of the Bune! go.bsky.app/LKBHjQP
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Petey Piranha @peterferrarese.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Trump going to the World Cup...first game in history where neither team will win
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Petey Piranha @peterferrarese.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The caste system is alive and well on airlines
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Petey Piranha @peterferrarese.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The Tonys, the Oscars...all that hard work and the reward is a MAN???
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Death Stranding
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 26/05/2026
at the risk of oversimplifying, i do not find it especially surprising that a full ten years into the era of donald trump dominating our politics, americans find ourselves angry, bitter, cynical and resentful no matter our material conditions.
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Senator Andy Kim @kim.senate.gov · 26/05/2026
I saw chaos inside and outside of the ICE detention center Delaney Hall today. Detainees protesting the lack of due process, the disgusting food and poor treatment while their families and advocates stood outside calling for help. 1/4
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Just saw an egregious offender
Disappointed Guy meme

Happy face: Someone changed the lyrics of a popular song for confession purposes

Disappointed face: The syllable count is way off
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 26/05/2026
@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 25/05/2026
This Saturday, under direct orders from Layoff Larry, we will be streaming Jackbox games! We'll be streaming from 1pm to 4pm ET, and viewers are invited to join twitch.tv/ggtribune
From the desk of Layoff Larry, CEO

In the interest of making them more relatable to the commoners and in an attempt to drive more revenue, I have contractually obligated my employees at the Bune to stream on Twitch lest they never see their families again. 

Saturday May 30th 1pm EST
twitch.tv/ggtribune

Jackbox Games
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Petey Piranha @peterferrarese.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Do you know how hard it is to be your own man when your father is Jabba the Hutt?
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