This week’s Tiny Desk Concert was brought to an abrupt halt after Ed Sheeran threw down his microphone, hid under the desk, and began to weep uncontrollably. Sheeran’s performance was meant to drum up...

Ahead of the Paramount-Warner Bros. merger, David Ellison has started converting a writers’ room on the lot into a personal linen closet. Ellison says he’s just getting started.

Baby CEO, Josh D’Amaro, cut 1,000 Disney employees this morning, with a pair of scissors. The Disney PR team rushed to clear up any confusion created by D’Amaro’s alleged assault with a deadly weapon.

Ahead of the Paramount-Warner Bros. merger, David Ellison has started converting a writers’ room on the lot into a personal linen closet. Ellison says he’s just getting started.

David Ellison has greenlit a new entry in the Paranormal Activity franchise and will be partnering with Flock to make the film.

David Ellison has greenlit a new entry in the Paranormal Activity franchise and will be partnering with Flock to make the film.

Throughout the filming of Dune: Part Three, Robert Pattinson had to be asked to stop luring unsuspecting pedophiles onto the set to ambush them. During an interview with press earlier this week, Dune ...

The Results Are In By: Nick Coffman From a bush outside of A24 headquarters, I can now confirm that You Can See Everything will enter theate

Upon hearing the news about the live action Naruto film adaptation in development, local millennial and lifetime otaku, Patrick Stein, went up to his attic last week to dust off some of his anime memo...

Upon hearing the news about the live action Naruto film adaptation in development, local millennial and lifetime otaku, Patrick Stein, went up to his attic last week to dust off some of his anime memo...

Gavin Newsom is set to star as the lead in Paramount’s upcoming live-action adaptation of Monopoly.

The board of directors for the Toronto International Film Festival has promised to ensure the ticketing system is even worse next year.

Movies. Popcorn.

Creepypasta fans are freaking out over the recent addition of a sticker onto some of their favorite creepypastas. Fans are taking to the internet to voice their displeasure with the sticker.

Creepypasta fans are freaking out over the recent addition of a sticker onto some of their favorite creepypastas. Fans are taking to the internet to voice their displeasure with the sticker.

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Is Cell AI slop? By: Nick Coffman From a bush outside of North City, I can now confirm that Red Ribbon Army founder and head scientist, Dr.

Upon the release of his film adaptation of the popular video game series Resident Evil, writer-director Zach Cregger, was devoured by a mob of angry fans. We caught up with Cregger, mid-devouring, jus...

Upon the release of his film adaptation of the popular video game series Resident Evil, writer-director Zach Cregger, was devoured by a mob of angry fans. We caught up with Cregger, mid-devouring, jus...

Musician and famous fence-sitter, Ed Sheeran, has canceled his upcoming Loop tour and committed to protecting the Seven Kingdoms, as a member of the Night’s Watch. Sheeran shared the news outside of h...

Musician and famous fence-sitter, Ed Sheeran, has canceled his upcoming Loop tour and committed to protecting the Seven Kingdoms, as a member of the Night’s Watch. Sheeran shared the news outside of h...

Widow’s Bay star, Kate O’Flynn, awoke this morning to discover that her Emmy for supporting actress in a comedy series, for her role as Patricia, was not a trophy, but an effigy of sticks. O’Flynn too...

Widow’s Bay star, Kate O’Flynn, awoke this morning to discover that her Emmy for supporting actress in a comedy series, for her role as Patricia, was not a trophy, but an effigy of sticks. O’Flynn too...

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A daring new SpaghettiOs ad will feature rising ad-star, Sydney Sweeney, but this time, she’ll be wearing clothes. Campbell’s Company Head of Communications, Tony Westinghouse, shared details about th...

I can now confirm that a majority of Americans collectively groaned this morning when they realized they were on the same side of an argument as rapper and four-time Grammy winner, Macklemore.

A daring new SpaghettiOs ad will feature rising ad-star, Sydney Sweeney, but this time, she’ll be wearing clothes. Campbell’s Company Head of Communications, Tony Westinghouse, shared details about th...

Craig and Charlie Reid of The Proclaimers fame, were shot dead earlier today in the annual Long Walk competition. The twin brothers’ met their end after failing to keep a three-mile pace, which result...

USA! USA! USA! By: Nick Coffman From a bush outside of NFL headquarters in New York, I can now confirm that the league is planning to bring

USA! USA! USA! By: Nick Coffman From a bush outside of NFL headquarters in New York, I can now confirm that the league is planning to bring

The Nice Guys is getting a sequel, according to local cinephile Thomas Wells.

Tilly Norwood, the future of acting in Hollywood, has been reported missing. FBI Director and energy drink endorser, Kash Patel, announced that he would lead the effort to find Norwood on this week’s ...

During an all hands meeting, in which the company gathered all executives, their assistants, unpaid interns and paid nephews together to try and come up with ways to further increase their market cap ...