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Stand N' Watch @standnwatch.bsky.social · 4h
TIFF is for the Dads! We got a special bonus episode for you today! Matt is joined by @bwishart.bsky.social of @moviepod.bsky.social to talk about all the Dad movies they saw at TIFF! www.hwoodtimes.com/podcasts/stand-n-watch-tiff2026
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 4h
Ed Sheeran Spends Entire Tiny Desk Concert Performance Crying Under Desk www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/ed-sh...
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Ed Sheeran Spends Entire Tiny Desk Concert Performance Crying Under Desk — Hollywood Time$
This week’s Tiny Desk Concert was brought to an abrupt halt after Ed Sheeran threw down his microphone, hid under the desk, and began to weep uncontrollably. Sheeran’s performance was meant to drum up...
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 29/09/2026
Writers’ Room Converted to Linen Closet www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/write...
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Writers’ Room Converted to Linen Closet — Hollywood Time$
Ahead of the Paramount-Warner Bros. merger, David Ellison has started converting a writers’ room on the lot into a personal linen closet. Ellison says he’s just getting started.
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 17h
Inexperienced Josh D’Amaro Cuts 1,000 Disney Employees With Pair of Scissors www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/inexp...
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Inexperienced Josh D’Amaro Cuts 1,000 Disney Employees with Pair of Scissors — Hollywood Time$
Baby CEO, Josh D’Amaro, cut 1,000 Disney employees this morning, with a pair of scissors. The Disney PR team rushed to clear up any confusion created by D’Amaro’s alleged assault with a deadly weapon.
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 29/09/2026
Writers’ Room Converted to Linen Closet www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/write...
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Writers’ Room Converted to Linen Closet — Hollywood Time$
Ahead of the Paramount-Warner Bros. merger, David Ellison has started converting a writers’ room on the lot into a personal linen closet. Ellison says he’s just getting started.
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 28/09/2026
Paramount Announces Partnership with Flock on ‘Paranormal Activity’ Reboot www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/param...
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Paramount Announces Partnership with Flock on ‘Paranormal Activity’ Reboot — Hollywood Time$
David Ellison has greenlit a new entry in the Paranormal Activity franchise and will be partnering with Flock to make the film.
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 28/09/2026
Paramount Announces Partnership with Flock on ‘Paranormal Activity’ Reboot www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/param...
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Paramount Announces Partnership with Flock on ‘Paranormal Activity’ Reboot — Hollywood Time$
David Ellison has greenlit a new entry in the Paranormal Activity franchise and will be partnering with Flock to make the film.
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 28/09/2026
New scoop coming later. I just got to recover from going to the VMAs last night. I ended up at an afterparty where Charli XCX forced me to smoke an entire carton of cigarettes.
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 28/09/2026
Robert Pattinson Asked to Stop Luring Pedophiles on Set While Filming ‘Dune: Part Three’ www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/rober...
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Robert Pattinson Asked to Stop Luring Pedophiles on Set While Filming ‘Dune: Part Three’ — Hollywood Time$
Throughout the filming of Dune: Part Three, Robert Pattinson had to be asked to stop luring unsuspecting pedophiles onto the set to ambush them. During an interview with press earlier this week, Dune ...
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 28/09/2026
OPINION: I Think the Stuff You Like Sucks Because We Need the Clicks buff.ly/hIBMmNF
OPINION: I Think the Stuff You Like Sucks Because We Need the Clicks
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 25/09/2026
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: A24 Reveals ‘You Can See Everything’ Popcorn Buckets Are Just Repurposed Theranos Blood-Testing Machines www.patreon.com/HWoodTimes/p...
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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: A24 Reveals ‘You Can See Everything’ Popcorn Buckets Are Just Repurposed Theranos Blood-Testing Machines | The Hollywood Time$
The Results Are In By: Nick Coffman From a bush outside of A24 headquarters, I can now confirm that You Can See Everything will enter theate
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Stand N' Watch @standnwatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's Friday. You know what that means. A NEW episode of Stand N' Watch is available now! Did you know that rich kids have problems too? Well this week you're gonna hear all about it cause we're talking about Orange County www.hwoodtimes.com/podcasts/sta...
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 24/09/2026
Aging Naruto Fan Doubles Down on Lifestyle Choices Following Adaptation Announcement www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/aging...
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Aging Naruto Fan Doubles Down on Lifestyle Choices Following Adaptation Announcement — Hollywood Time$
Upon hearing the news about the live action Naruto film adaptation in development, local millennial and lifetime otaku, Patrick Stein, went up to his attic last week to dust off some of his anime memo...
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 24/09/2026
Aging Naruto Fan Doubles Down on Lifestyle Choices Following Adaptation Announcement www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/aging...
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Aging Naruto Fan Doubles Down on Lifestyle Choices Following Adaptation Announcement — Hollywood Time$
Upon hearing the news about the live action Naruto film adaptation in development, local millennial and lifetime otaku, Patrick Stein, went up to his attic last week to dust off some of his anime memo...
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Raven of @theravenof.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Who else could take the strongest opportunity we’ve ever had to absolutely break the back of billionaire power, to punish the pedophilic freaks propping up an Alzheimer-riddled pus bag president, to finally notch a win, and set it alight for his own self benefit?”
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Move over Ronald Reagan. There's another failed actor eyeing the presidency. My latest for @hwoodtimes.com
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 23/09/2026
Gavin Newsom Lands Lead Role in Paramount’s Live-Action Monopoly Show Scoop by @amityblamity.bsky.social www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/gavin...
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Gavin Newsom Lands Lead Role in Paramount’s Live-Action Monopoly Show — Hollywood Time$
Gavin Newsom is set to star as the lead in Paramount’s upcoming live-action adaptation of Monopoly.
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 22/09/2026
TIFF Promises Ticketing System Will Be Even Worse Next Year Scoop by @realmfresh.bsky.social www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/tiff-...
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TIFF Promises Ticketing System Will Be Even Worse Next Year — Hollywood Time$
The board of directors for the Toronto International Film Festival has promised to ensure the ticketing system is even worse next year.
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Here are 45 micro-reviews of every movie I saw at TIFF in order from worst to best certifiedfresh.beehiiv.com/p/every-movi...
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Every Movie I Saw at TIFF 2026
Movies. Popcorn.
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 22/09/2026
Silent Hill Nurse Fired After Hospital Discovers Her OnlyFans Page buff.ly/0YtunfD
Silent Hill Nurse Fired After Hospital Discovers Her OnlyFans Page
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 21/09/2026
“Now a Major Motion Picture” Sticker Added to Creepypasta www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/now-a...
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“Now a Major Motion Picture” Sticker Added to Creepypasta — Hollywood Time$
Creepypasta fans are freaking out over the recent addition of a sticker onto some of their favorite creepypastas. Fans are taking to the internet to voice their displeasure with the sticker.
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 21/09/2026
“Now a Major Motion Picture” Sticker Added to Creepypasta www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/now-a...
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“Now a Major Motion Picture” Sticker Added to Creepypasta — Hollywood Time$
Creepypasta fans are freaking out over the recent addition of a sticker onto some of their favorite creepypastas. Fans are taking to the internet to voice their displeasure with the sticker.
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 21/09/2026
Konami Reveals Silent Hill Became Haunted After Prayer was Removed from its Public Schools buff.ly/Kheki2s
Konami Reveals Silent Hill Became Haunted After Prayer was Removed from its Public Schools
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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 20/09/2026
Look, I liked the movie, but the Reddit post it was based on is better.
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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 20/09/2026
I’ve missed SNL UK Weekend Update. youtu.be/hFMq4bw2cW8?...
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Weekend Update: Ed Sheeran, Robert Kraft and Diana's Swan Song | SNL UK
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Stand N' Watch @standnwatch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's Friday. You know what that means. A NEW episode of Stand N' Watch is available now! This week we're stepping in to the MCU. That's right, the Michael Clayton Universe cause we are discussing Michael Clayton www.hwoodtimes.com/podcasts/sta...
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 18/09/2026
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Dr. Gero Denies Existence of Red Ribbon Army Subterranean Data Center www.patreon.com/HWoodTimes/p...
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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Dr. Gero Denies Existence of Red Ribbon Army Subterranean Data Center | The Hollywood Time$
Is Cell AI slop? By: Nick Coffman From a bush outside of North City, I can now confirm that Red Ribbon Army founder and head scientist, Dr.
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 18/09/2026
Was it something we said?
Its not a mystery why fans are angry if you stop to read and using strawman arguments like "Leon Leon LEon~!`1~!~!" Which very little of the opposing fanbase use by the way.
First of said it would take place during RE2, that's set in 1998. Why does that matter? Claire, one of the main characters came to Raccoon City to find her brother. If the universe had that technology available then the entire storyline would have been vastly different. Faxes were used at times, so if they had email on their phone it would be drastically different.
Second Umbrella had only developed the T-virus and the G-virus, which is responsible for a number of staple enemies that you would expect. The T-virus is literally called the Tyrant virus. Zombies and the other many creatures are byproducts of the virus not assimilating or side effects.
Third we have already had Andersons, Netflix, and WTRC. Poor, sloppy and original written adaptations of the series and exactly zero of the original game series.
"Oh but i heard the original games had a bad story" Based on who? The story is a classic mansion laboratory filled with zombies and other creatures, and nobody is saying we want a 1:1. Actually i don't think we should get an exact 1:1, there are plenty of characters with little screen time in the games as they die off screen or you meet them in a critical state. S.T.A.R.S. Alpha and Bravo Team could be written into the mansion movie with proper counsel and the books.
And do try to form a proper argument without calling us a loser or something unrelated to the topic.
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 17/09/2026
Zach Cregger Eaten Alive by Horde of Angry ‘Resident Evil’ Fans www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/zach-...
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Zach Cregger Eaten Alive by Horde of Angry ‘Resident Evil’ Fans — Hollywood Time$
Upon the release of his film adaptation of the popular video game series Resident Evil, writer-director Zach Cregger, was devoured by a mob of angry fans. We caught up with Cregger, mid-devouring, jus...
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 17/09/2026
Zach Cregger Eaten Alive by Horde of Angry ‘Resident Evil’ Fans www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/zach-...
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Zach Cregger Eaten Alive by Horde of Angry ‘Resident Evil’ Fans — Hollywood Time$
Upon the release of his film adaptation of the popular video game series Resident Evil, writer-director Zach Cregger, was devoured by a mob of angry fans. We caught up with Cregger, mid-devouring, jus...
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 17/09/2026
Nintendo Under Fire for Leaving Metroid Unattended in Hot Car buff.ly/IhIfwQa
Nintendo Under Fire for Leaving Metroid Unattended in Hot Car
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran Cancels Tour, Joins Night’s Watch www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/ed-sh...
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Ed Sheeran Cancels Tour, Joins Night’s Watch — Hollywood Time$
Musician and famous fence-sitter, Ed Sheeran, has canceled his upcoming Loop tour and committed to protecting the Seven Kingdoms, as a member of the Night’s Watch. Sheeran shared the news outside of h...
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Raven of @theravenof.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Critics of Sheeran are skeptical about his commitment to the Night’s Watch, none more than Irish hip hop trio, Kneecap. Just say Free Palestine, Ed. What? Kraft got you by the bollox,” Kneecap wrote... “and you’re more White Walker than Irish.” 💀
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran Cancels Tour, Joins Night’s Watch www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/ed-sh...
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Ed Sheeran Cancels Tour, Joins Night’s Watch — Hollywood Time$
Musician and famous fence-sitter, Ed Sheeran, has canceled his upcoming Loop tour and committed to protecting the Seven Kingdoms, as a member of the Night’s Watch. Sheeran shared the news outside of h...
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 15/09/2026
Kate O'Flynn Awakens from Trance to Discover Emmy just Effigy of Sticks www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/kate-...
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Kate O'Flynn Awakens from Trance to Discover Emmy just Effigy of Sticks — Hollywood Time$
Widow’s Bay star, Kate O’Flynn, awoke this morning to discover that her Emmy for supporting actress in a comedy series, for her role as Patricia, was not a trophy, but an effigy of sticks. O’Flynn too...
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 15/09/2026
Kate O'Flynn Awakens from Trance to Discover Emmy just Effigy of Sticks www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/kate-...
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Kate O'Flynn Awakens from Trance to Discover Emmy just Effigy of Sticks — Hollywood Time$
Widow’s Bay star, Kate O’Flynn, awoke this morning to discover that her Emmy for supporting actress in a comedy series, for her role as Patricia, was not a trophy, but an effigy of sticks. O’Flynn too...
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 15/09/2026
Hell yeah!
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 14/09/2026
Daring New Ad Features Fully-clothed Sydney Sweeney www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/darin...
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Daring New Ad Features Fully-clothed Sydney Sweeney — Hollywood Time$
A daring new SpaghettiOs ad will feature rising ad-star, Sydney Sweeney, but this time, she’ll be wearing clothes. Campbell’s Company Head of Communications, Tony Westinghouse, shared details about th...
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 14/09/2026
As much as it pains me to be on the same side as Macklemore… www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/fuck-...
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Fuck, Macklemore Right — Hollywood Time$
I can now confirm that a majority of Americans collectively groaned this morning when they realized they were on the same side of an argument as rapper and four-time Grammy winner, Macklemore.
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 14/09/2026
Daring New Ad Features Fully-clothed Sydney Sweeney www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/darin...
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Daring New Ad Features Fully-clothed Sydney Sweeney — Hollywood Time$
A daring new SpaghettiOs ad will feature rising ad-star, Sydney Sweeney, but this time, she’ll be wearing clothes. Campbell’s Company Head of Communications, Tony Westinghouse, shared details about th...
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 11/09/2026
‘The Proclaimers’ Gunned Down in Latest Long Walk Competition www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/the-p...
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‘The Proclaimers’ Gunned Down in Latest Long Walk Competition — Hollywood Time$
Craig and Charlie Reid of The Proclaimers fame, were shot dead earlier today in the annual Long Walk competition. The twin brothers’ met their end after failing to keep a three-mile pace, which result...
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 11/09/2026
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: NFL to Play Game in Jacksonville www.patreon.com/HWoodTimes/p...
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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: NFL to Play Game in Jacksonville | The Hollywood Time$
USA! USA! USA! By: Nick Coffman From a bush outside of NFL headquarters in New York, I can now confirm that the league is planning to bring
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Stand N' Watch @standnwatch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's Friday. You know what that means. A NEW episode of Stand N' Watch is available now!!! This week a drunk white girl is ruining some lives. We are talking about Emergency (2022) www.hwoodtimes.com/podcasts/sta...
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 11/09/2026
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: NFL to Play Game in Jacksonville www.patreon.com/HWoodTimes/p...
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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: NFL to Play Game in Jacksonville | The Hollywood Time$
USA! USA! USA! By: Nick Coffman From a bush outside of NFL headquarters in New York, I can now confirm that the league is planning to bring
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 11/09/2026
I wish I could be this happy.
Elizabeth Holmes oh so happy.
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 10/09/2026
‘The Nice Guys’ Sequel Confirmed in Daydream www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/the-n...
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‘The Nice Guys’ Sequel Confirmed in Daydream — Hollywood Time$
The Nice Guys is getting a sequel, according to local cinephile Thomas Wells.
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 10/09/2026
Charlie Kirk’s Lack of Forza Horizon 6 Playtime Explained buff.ly/rihtuUf
Charlie Kirk’s Lack of Forza Horizon 6 Playtime Explained
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 10/09/2026
Tilly Norwood Missing, Last Seen Somewhere on Flash Drive www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/tilly...
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Tilly Norwood Missing, Last Seen Somewhere on Flash Drive — Hollywood Time$
Tilly Norwood, the future of acting in Hollywood, has been reported missing. FBI Director and energy drink endorser, Kash Patel, announced that he would lead the effort to find Norwood on this week’s ...
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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 09/09/2026
Banned from 6 subreddits for posting a single @hwoodtimes.com link to one sub that follows typical self-promo ratio rules. SMH. It’s just a bit frustrating trying to put work out into the world in 2026.
Banned for spam.Banned from multiple subreddits.Banned from even more subreddits.
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 09/09/2026
Dumbass Netflix Intern Suggests Making Good Content Scoop by @realmfresh.bsky.social www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/dumba...
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Dumbass Netflix Intern Suggests Making Good Content — Hollywood Time$
During an all hands meeting, in which the company gathered all executives, their assistants, unpaid interns and paid nephews together to try and come up with ways to further increase their market cap ...
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