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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 32m

obviously it's ultimately subjective, but no matter how i change the numbers in the model, pete hegseth currently grades out as having the largest gap between how charismatic he thinks he is and how charismatic he actually is. he's just plain the most confidently awkward man going right now

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 8h

damn cc sabbathia looks like he's in way better shape than when he played

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 22h

tell w he can bust that banner back out

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 23h

i will be suffering from baseball psychosis for the foreseeable future. thank you for your attention to this matter

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

hooo boy. did that ballgame ever suck some ass. least fun time i've had in a good while. the vibes were terrible from the very first pitch, i started having josh beckett flashbacks right out of the gate. we weren't scoring off that kid last night.

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

goddamn someone actually did my idea where you take the mask off and say "we turn their autism into your profit!" www.autonomy.works

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

obviously we're hosed big picture until caleb comes back, and philly is a tough ask for a guy who hasn't really played in years, but something tells me we will steal this one somehow. probably all the fumes i huffed painting my shed yesterday, but the feeling is real nonetheless

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

PCA played all 162. led the league in runs, homers, slugging, and ops. also led in all the fancy defense stats. stole 41 bases. people stopped debating the mvp weeks ago. i'm just glad i got to watch. i'll be talking about this season forever.

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

sometimes i get jealous of the guy. it's gotta be so relaxing to be that dumb

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i've been leaving people with "have fun and stay out of trouble" most of my life, but i am now gonna make some space for "be safe and be smooth"

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

pretty easy to understand verlander totally losing it seeing his kid. when kerry wood walked off the last time, they had his son meet him by the dugout and he barely made it to the steps. i don't know how anyone in that situation keeps it together, not possible imho

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i wonder how many guys agreed to fuck kyrsten sinema, and, before it was even over, started having fears about their safety. seems like the type where halfway through, a voice in the back of your head goes "this chick may chomp down on my balls as hard as possible and just giggle while i scream"

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i never thought i could monetize my encyclopedic knowledge of ways to pantomime beating off, and then a job opened up as the celebration coordinator for the university of texas. do what ya love and you'll never work a day in your life

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

if the devil shows up to max sherzers place tonight and offers 11 strikeouts tomorrow, i guarantee he signs on the line

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

me to my dog: "we can go out in a half an hour when the sun has started to warm things up a bit" Karl (exasperatedly): "time passes not in minutes or seconds, but in opportunities gained or lost, motherfucker"

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i will always remember don cooper for calling in to the local sports radio show while driving around completely hammered (while the active pitching coach of the chicago white sox, a job which he held for another decade after that)

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

the trump loving land owner forced this place to close a while back because he thought he had a better deal, and it is still a vacant lot over a decade later. fuckin moron.

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Today in 1908, Ed Reulbach threw TWO complete game shutouts for the Chicago Cubs. 18 innings, zero runs. two wins. Unimaginable.

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

obama, showing exactly how much space exists between him and mitch mcconnell, policy-wise

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i will never forgive them for what they did to sonic the hedgehog

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

it'll be fun to see how fast the cubs and red sox play today. looney toons speed baseball is my guess, guys swinging three times at one pitch to move things along

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

steven spielberg is really good at directing motion pictures, much better than he is at deciding which stories to tell. but the dude knows how to can a film.

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

gonna miss t-mac on the cub broadcasts. best sideline reporter in the biz. she's been bigger than this for a couple years now, hope she takes over the world. good luck and i hope they don't fuck up your replacement

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Something fucked I’ve been running into lately is trying to send a message to various costumer services, and then they have an AI slightly rewrite my inquiry to send that instead????? As if I am not a master of the polite yet firm tone????? Bitch???????

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

as far as places where you may go have to play all road games in the playoffs, philly is nearly the worst case. this season, making it out of the first round probably depends on avoiding having to win three in philly. having to end our season with shitty travel and going to san diego might do it too

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

woulda been sick to see pca score from first if that ball dropped. oh well

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

seeing panic in nathan fielder's eyes is weird. holmes gotta be a 1/1

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ayami Sato threw a complete game shutout to win a league championship. every ballplayers dream. cool day.

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

7-11 needs to simmer down with the texts. i'll see you guys when i see you guys.

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

chewbacca romijn-stamos

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

every time i think "in order to be a us senator these days you have to be sophisticated and savvy, you can't just openly pump people for cash in exchange for government contracts", a senator gets caught openly pumping people for cash in exchange for appropriations

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

saw it last night, solid flick, rightly centered the coyote as an honorable hero. could have been a better movie, but it also could have been so, sooooo much worse. you could tell it was a labor of love for a lot of people. it would be interesting to get a take on it from 10 year old

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i was gonna give a shoutout to dan for pointing out to me that jay mariotti is stuck in a hell where he writes increasingly deranged sports takes that no one ever reads or reacts to, but he deactivated. anyway thanks dan

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

In some universe, trump ends up tweeting "...it would have taken too many VALUABLE American lives..." as part of the explanation for why we fired off nukes at Iran. Let's make sure that's not this universe

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

[excited oprah audience pump-up voice and cadence] whoooooo's ready for some WAR CRIMES TRIALS!?!?!?!?!

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

[trying to inspire hope in 2026] all we have to do is *checks notes* well it looks like, uhh, well... almost everyone in elected office needs to go to prison at this point. BUT WE CAN DO IT! THEY DID NUREMBERG!

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i have seen the updated arch design and, well, you gotta hand it to 'em:

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

galaxy quest shoutout on the cubs broadcast

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

man. it's been a while since one of my teams had a season ending injury to an irreplaceable player in the first quarter of the season that absolutely destroyed the team's chances. 2006 cubs maybe.

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

this is exactly how i played with gi joes as a kid. "i could totally put a sniper up there"

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

it's still so funny how geriatric catholic joe biden was somehow markedly to the left of barack obama on gay marriage.

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

pete crow-armstrong has the most native american coded name. sounds like the name of a potawatomi guy who killed six dudes at the battle of fort dearborn, not a pale redhead

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

propped his head up so his snoring does not disturb me

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