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Jon Maki

@jonpaulmaki.com
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Just some guy. He/Him. Trans rights are human rights. I write about comics. You probably won't read any of it. www.opendoor-comics.com/unbagged/20… Patreon: patreon.com/opendoor

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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 5h
Did Charlie the Tuna have a death wish or a vore fetish, or some combination of the two?
Charlie the Tuna underwater getting his usual "Sorry Charlie" note from Starkist on a fishing hook. They are apologizing for not catching him, killing him, and canning him so that he can be consumed.
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 7h
Guy in the group who's hiding his zombie bite.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 7h
“Well, you see, I have to stay on the White Supremacist Child Porn Rape Victim Doxxing site because that’s where my community is”
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Raven1967 🍂🐾♐ @raven1967.bsky.social · 8h
(Pretty much this whole album)
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Screaming In Digital (Remastered)
YouTube video by Queensrÿche - Topic
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 8h
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Marty Tyler Moore Hat Throw
Alt: Marty Tyler Moore Hat Throw
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 8h
Killjoy from Steve Ditko
One half is a smiling Comedy mask, the other is a crying Tragedy mask
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 8h
Just saw this panel earlier today in a video from @casuallycomics.bsky.social
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When The Superhero Death Is Funny And Historic!
YouTube video by Casually Comics
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 10h
The thing is, even if Schmitt had been right about the game, that wouldn't actually prove anything. His entire argument was, "You were in Atlanta the day after Fani Willis admitted to having a relationship with Nathan Wade. I rest my case."
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 12h
I never said it was! Get off my fucking sack!
YouTube video thumbnail showing a hand holding some kind of white device that looks to have a USB-C slot.
Title is "This is not a Wii remote..."
Channel name is Jon Bringus
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 14h
Columbo preparing to unleash his killer Jack Nicholson impression.
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 26/09/2026
An excuse.
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Spotlight Sunday 8.2.20
My recent discovery of a long-running YouTube channel means that there are spoilers ahead for… Superman and Wonder Woman: The Computer Masters of Metropolis!Writer: Paul KupperbergPenciller: …
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 16h
One thing that’s interesting about this is that it shows that despite insisting the wokes overinterpet everything, conservatives are actually aware of and agree with their critics about how coded racist appeals work, they just like them bsky.app/profile/newr...
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 16h
Please just write your own goddamn story about an orphaned billionaire solving every problem by giving away all of his money. I'm sure it will achieve astonishing success for decades across all media.
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Mollie Katzen @molliekatzen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are more Cornell frat boys accused of raping one woman than there are trans athletes competing in all of NCAA sports.
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 28/09/2026
The real question is how many of his kids he could name. (I maintain that if you asked him if he could name all four of his kids he might be able to pull it off, but would not realize that it's a trick question.)
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 28/09/2026
Artist! Quote with the artwork you cannot explain!
A sketch of a Guardian of the Universe wearing black socks with sandals saying, "Green Lantern of Sector 2814: We Guardians have considered your request and decided PBBBBT!!!" while blowing a raspberry.
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 28/09/2026
Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car. Jon Maki (1997)
Me in October of 1997 standing next to, I believe, a Dodge Neon.
I'm hungover, holding a cigarette, wearing glasses, and dressed all in black with a Type O Negative T-shirt and a leather biker jacket
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 27/09/2026
Perhaps there is a deeper reason why people refuse to click on the links to my posts at Comics Unbagged: cultural cachet.
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Comics Unbagged
Letting the comics out of the bag
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 28/09/2026
It do be that way sometimes.
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 28/09/2026
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Phoebe Fasttimes
Alt: Phoebe Cates getting out of the pool in Fast Times at Ridgemont High
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 28/09/2026
Finished reading this earlier. Even though I'd read most - all?- of the stories back in the day, it wasn't until I was about a quarter of the way through this time that my eyes stopped gliding over it and the name of the law firm actually registered with me.
She-Hulk by Dan Slott omnibus
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 28/09/2026
I don't see how it's possible to not respond to that with "Fuck off." It's not a testament to professionalism or anything, it's a lack of a spine. (Also acceptable: "Get the fuck out of here with that" or "Shut the fuck up.")
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know when public attention can reverse a prosecutorial decision like this you almost get the sense that the decision to shrug it off in the first place was not based on an assessment of the quality of the evidence so much as an assessment of the seriousness of the crime.
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 28/09/2026
LANTERNS S01307
The logo for Jem and the Holograms written on so that it says John and the Halogram.
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 28/09/2026
Time for LANT'RINS.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Martin Landau in ED WOOD
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 27/09/2026
Today I gave in and summoned the burrito taxi.
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 27/09/2026
Perhaps there is a deeper reason why people refuse to click on the links to my posts at Comics Unbagged: cultural cachet.
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Comics Unbagged
Letting the comics out of the bag
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 27/09/2026
The funny thing is that there are a lot of people on here who will get mad at you if you have the temerity to say that you haven't heard of someone.
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 27/09/2026
She did not, however, appear in the Paul Lynde Halloween Special.
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 27/09/2026
I should add that most years I even manage to avoid hearing "All I Want for Christmas is You." I legitimately can't remember the last time I heard it.
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 27/09/2026
Sometimes you see a thumbnail on YouTube and the way it looks makes you assume it's some decades old video that was transferred from a worn out VHS tape and then you see it was posted like 19 hours ago.
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 27/09/2026
I had this.
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 27/09/2026
Also, I don't like Country music because I grew up hearing it all the goddamn time and familiarity bred contempt. "You just think you don't like it because you haven't heard--" BZZZT! "You just think you're better than poor working class--" Try telling that to my government cheese clogged arteries.
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 27/09/2026
I don't listen to the radio. I only watch things on-demand. I primarily seek out news on comics, politics, and tech, and what entertainment news I seek out is narrowly-focused on my interests, which do not include Country music. I typically leave my house once a week, which is pretty much the only
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 27/09/2026
Turner D. Century
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 26/09/2026
Because You Missed It: The latest issue of an Elseworlds tale lands in the #ShortBox the way Jor-El landed on the Kent farm. #BYMI #comics #Superman
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Short Box: Superman: Father Of Tomorrow #5
Superman: Father of Tomorrow #5A Danny Earls Regular Release:  Sep 23, 2026Cover:  Nov 2026 Creators WriterKenny PorterArtistDanny EarlsCover ArtistDanny EarlsCover ColoristNick FilardiCo…
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Walter Geovani @waltergeovani.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Art for sale: www.ebay.com/itm/11742447... #poisonivy #artforsale #ebayauction #waltergeovani
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 26/09/2026
I could really go for a Wreck from Potbelly, but not enough to drive there or pay for a burrito taxi, so...microwaved corndogs it is.
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 26/09/2026
I got coverless copies of #167 and #168 - out of order - in mystery packs. I saw the house ad for #166 a lot, but never got that one.
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 26/09/2026
Me reading your skeets
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 26/09/2026
Smoking kills, and this video might, too, if I don't stop laughing.
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Superman Anti-Smoking PSA
YouTube video by Solid jj
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 26/09/2026
Can, in singular and plural form, is a versatile noun. In addition to its standard definition, it, er, *can* be used to refer to: - The bathroom/toilet - Headphones - Butt - Breasts
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 26/09/2026
Also apparently gives me an edge in job interviews, as the no coffee thing includes iced coffee.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@dril

guy gets hit in the Nuts. it makes a gong sound and he starts doing an asain accent for some reason. Cant do that joke anymore, its too good
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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 26/09/2026
The fact that I don't drink coffee or tea would - or so the movies have you believe - go a long way to keep me from getting drugged. Of course, the fact that I never go anywhere provides even more effective protection.
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Steve Senski's Watching @stevensenski.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy birthday, Weezie! A great 80th to Louise (Jones) Simonson, the comic book legend behind X-FACTOR and POWER PACK, an integral part of the "Death of Superman," a brilliant editor at Warren Magazines, menaced by Swamp Thing at his debut in HOUSE OF SECRETS #92, and Walt's better half!
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