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Boo! Sailor

@peacocktrainer.bsky.social
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Former peacock trainer

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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
wife: why r u putting garlic in ur pants me: so dracula won’t try to eat my ass wife: why would dracula try to eat ur ass me: he won’t. the garlic- r u even listening
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 2h
Favorite film in haiku: Twister takes girl, dog Lands on witch, makes enemy There’s no place like home
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anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 17h
hey babe. its just you, me and this iocane powder
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 23h
Peter Gallagher is the Dermot Mulroney of Eugene Levys
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SonomaLass Have you called your senators today? ⚾ 🍺 🌮 @sonomalass.bsky.social · 13h
Someone just said, "The internet is a store, but it used to be a library" and I can't stop thinking about that.
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 2h
Heardle 1970s #1626 · 🎵 Classic 🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ #Heardle #1970s #Music 70s.heardledecades.com
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 2h
Strands #957 “Just a little bit” 🔵🔵🟡🔵 🔵🔵🔵
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 2h
Connections Puzzle #1223 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 2h
Wordle 1,945 4/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 15h
y'all... 🤭😭
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 17h
Add “for Tax Purposes” to a movie title: Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle for Tax Purposes
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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 23h
Little spooky delights at the cafe
Gold framed picture of a line of cats, holding hands as they dance through the forest. The Moon grins and winks through the trees. Below is a poem:
The wink 
Six black pussy cats, all in a row, 
Holding paws tightly, dance in the snow. 
When the Moon rises, what do you think? 
She gives those pussies a saucy old winkDistressed looking painting of a ghost, the classic white form with black eye holes, holds an adorable black cat
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person so maybe you should calm the fuck down
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Time for some afternoon giggles 🤣
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Happy 49th anniversary to the moment that vapid homophobe Anita Bryant was stunned into silence by a pie to the face.
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Jesi🃏♠️🔥 @luciferjesit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This was such a great answer from Abdul El-Sayed about his previous criticisms of President Obama.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
His co-defendant, a Mr S. Doo, entered a plea of “Ruh-roh!”
WPXI-11 Pittsburgh: Man accused of planning terrorist attack enters 'not guilty' plea in federal court

Court sketch shows a man who looks suspiciously like Shaggy out off of Scooby Doo.
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Heardle 1960s #1625 · 🎵 Classic 🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ #Heardle #1960s #Music 60s.heardledecades.com
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Heardle 1990s #1625 · 🎵 Classic 🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ #Heardle #1990s #Music 90s.heardledecades.com
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Strands #956 “Sailor's guide” 🔵🟡🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Connections Puzzle #1222 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Wordle 1,944 5/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Things for which I’m grateful, in no particular order — Alter Bridge Hayao Miyazaki TWoP MST3K Deftly-wielded sarcasm Meatball subs Replay by Ken Grimwood Outré pet names #gratitude
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yelling at me for warming towels in the oven is not going to get the fire department here any faster.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
[traffic stop] Cop: What’s your hurry, son? Me: I was stuck behind an old guy driving 14mph for 15 blocks and I’d like to get home before the heat death of the universe occurs. Cop: I’ll give you an escort.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i'd be too worried about accidentally butt dialing my grandma
an open-back blouse reveals a seemingly full-size tattoo of a ouija board on their lower back and disappearing below into their pants or skirt
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“Hurry up, Arnold! The wolf just took down your brother’s house and it looks like he’s headed this way!”
A pig pokes its head and shoulders through a hole in a roof created by a displaced shingle.
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Renee 💙 @lupuswarrior69.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies. 😩
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Heardle Hall of Fame #589 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ #Heardle #HallofFame #Music halloffame.heardledecades.xyz
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Heardle 1980s No. 1s #1576 · 🎵 Classic 🔉⬛️⬛️🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️ #Heardle #80s #no1s #Music 80s.heardledecades.com
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Heardle 1970s #1624 · 🎵 Classic 🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ #Heardle #1970s #Music 70s.heardledecades.com
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Strands #955 “Folk & fairy tale twosomes” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Connections Puzzle #1221 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Wordle 1,943 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Things for which I’m grateful, in no particular order — Grace Jones Billy Drago Garbage (the band, not actual trash) Mike Flanagan John Carpenter Bottled frappuccino Fanfic writers/artists Peanut butter #gratitude
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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If you see this, post a flower.
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Flower the Skunk's Shy Moment
Alt: Flower the Skunk from Bambi
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Fantasy Cafe, aka Fantasy Book Cafe @fantasycafe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Of course I'd read anything by Karin Lowachee, but this sounds amazing!
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Name your fav band/artist when you were 18.
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Led Zeppelin Robert Plant Live Performance
Alt: Robert Plant (and peeking out behind him, John Paul Jones) of Led Zeppelin at Madison Square Garden from the concert film The Song Remains The Same
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The Booooobarienne @thebarbarienne.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Name your fav band/artist when you were 18.
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Joan Jett
Alt: Joan Jett
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Heardle Hall of Fame #588 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ #Heardle #HallofFame #Music halloffame.heardledecades.xyz
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Heardle 1980s No. 1s #1575 · 🎵 Classic 🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ #Heardle #80s #no1s #Music 80s.heardledecades.com
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Strands #954 “Well, this is awkward” 🔵🟡🔵🔵 🔵🔵
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Connections Puzzle #1220 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨
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Boo! Sailor @peacocktrainer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wordle 1,942 3/6 ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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OGBobbyJoshson @jawalker.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
*crosses my heart and points to the sky* Lord willing
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
if you see kristi noem doing a stop drop and roll it’s bc kacey musgraves just lit her ass on fire
kacey musgraves, after seeing melted candle-faced kristi noem saying “l'll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I'm choosin' Texas, I'll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico,” replied, “I don't think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.”
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“I think it might be time to cut back on the energy drinks, Elliott.”
Two northern gannets stand by the water. One looks over at the other, whose head seems aglow, likely the effect of sunlight.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word Fellowship of the Ring Camera
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