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arankays

@karanshukla.ca
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software dev | mechanical engineer from australia via canada my baseball satire website: bluejays.space

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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 2h
DO I PUT A DOWN PAYMENT ON A 1 BEDROOM HOME OR DO I BUY A COMPUTER THAT CANT EVEN MATCH A 20 DOLLAR CLAUDE SUBSCRIPTION
frame work desktop which is 10,000 dollars for "local AI" whatever the hell that means
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 16h
kinda crazy how weird tik tok metal bands are making better pop music than pop artists.
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 29/09/2026
if netflix/paramount/disney made a show about genghis khan today they would call it "khan" and it would be 11 episodes of him having depression and on the last episode he would say "hey guys im genghis" and then start pillaging in the last 5 minutes
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 28/09/2026
"I just started demon slayer on netflix! why does charles mcadoo have a tanjiro shirt with flames? I thought he's water breathing not fire"
charles mcadoo wearing a weeb shirt
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The last thing my burrito hears
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 27/09/2026
inshallah they lose
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Toronto Blue Jays @bluejaysbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One day, Cooperstown will call his name. We were lucky to be part of this journey. #BlueJays50
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Toronto Blue Jays @bluejaysbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Toronto Blue Jays @bluejaysbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Our spark plug. 4ever. #BlueJays50
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Toronto Blue Jays @bluejaysbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An ovation fit 4 a King 🫶 #BlueJays50
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Post SZN Nope @lesleynope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The woman carrying the baby and food in the Giants game clip that went viral has written the full story of her marriage and what happened in the stands that night. If you’ve commented or shared any of the clips you also need to read and share her story themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 26/09/2026
I got slutty jays shorts for cheap
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
[image of saw gerrera]

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 25/09/2026
third last ball of the season F for the Jays but we still ranch (dressing)
handsome boy selfie
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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtube.com
S03E17 - Jose Canseco Saving Stuff from the Fire
YouTube video by The Max Power Way
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CELPHASE @celphase.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
celphase.com
He who does not code, neither shall he eat
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 25/09/2026
your enjoyment of social media increases 10 fold if you don't engage in the discourse and quietly consume I promise you. it you feel like engaging, post it. delete it 10 seconds later. 10x better for your mental health.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 24/09/2026
A bit disappointed that the top/trending repos on GitHub are typically AI tools or agent skills and not cool interesting fun software (which is what AI should be enabling)
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 24/09/2026
man...how did we fuck up a free bases loaded. literally for free. we didn't get a single hit. two walks and one error because their infielder touched the outfield... this team is cooked #bluejays
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 23/09/2026
Ain't nothing straighter than a bunch of baseball players hanging dong in the clubhouse www.sfgate.com/giants/artic...
sfgate.com
SF Giants accidentally post nude player during clubhouse celebrations
The post lasted on Instagram for at least 14 minutes.
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 23/09/2026
one of my best buds confessed recently that he has an "urge" when he's at work to say stupid shit. he describes it as a tic. he's at work being serious and he gets frustrated he can't use his special stim words and talk to us while playing helldivers I'm not a psych but I know what's going on lol
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 22/09/2026
saw an open source project recently that only allowed AI code from a "frontier" model I'm fucking crying bro youre discriminating against robots bro, you're gonna be the first one turned into biofuel when they take over
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 22/09/2026
just reposting to make your day since this made mine
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/09/2026
jason benetti you are my GOAT
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 22/09/2026
pinch running valenzuela for kirk
brandon valenzuela is only a couple feet per second faster than kirk at runningan iq too low
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 21/09/2026
Put McAdoo at 2nd base Smith and Shortstop and Babe in LF. I don't think Ernie and Gimenez should be in the starting lineup
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Canada's National Observer @nationalobserver.com · 21/09/2026
New investigation: an Israeli app that allows political campaigns to feed supporters AI-generated arguments to use on social media has arrived in Canada. It's being used in the highest profile mayoral campaign in Canada, @rorywh.bsky.social reveals.
nationalobserver.com
Toronto mayoral candidate Bradford using Israeli app that feeds supporters AI-generated comments
The Victory App, a campaign tool built by the Israeli company LogiVote, prompted users to participate in a mission to post AI-written comments supportive of Toronto mayoral candidate Brad Bradford.
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 21/09/2026
I don't condone piracy however there is no moral or ethical argument against it when the alternative is theft of your capital and wallet.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN
LEARN TO PIRATE!!! NEVER PAY FOR COPORATE MOVIES OR T SHOWS - THEPIRATEBAY10.ORG - PRIVATE TRACKERS - OPEN-SLUM.ORG - OPENSUBTITLES.ORG - SCI-HUB.EE - FRIEND WITH PLEX - USENET STILL WORKS LOL - SOULSEEK STILL WORKS LMAO - TORRENTFREAK - DONT PAY HBO MAX AND HULU!!! DONT PAY DISNEY AND NETFLIX!!!! USE A VPN OR SEED BOX IF YOU WANT "OR DON'T WHO CARES, THEY DONT SEND LETTERS TO YA ANY MORE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 21/09/2026
when you get added to pro and anti hasan piker block lists
Multi track drifting
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 20/09/2026
porting some atproto stuff to php for a side project because y'all are too busy writing in meme languages like rust and python
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Kneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bualadh bos to Beoga, Aaron Rowe and Finneas 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 20/09/2026
"you say you're a socialist. But you don't want to pay more taxes. Yet you want billionaires to pay more taxes?"
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Titus Warhammer: Yes Please
Alt: Titus Warhammer: Yes Please
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 20/09/2026
static.klipy.com
trash vs garbage
ALT: trash vs garbage
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 20/09/2026
I don't feel like criticizing the Toronto Blue Jays because I too, suck at ball sports.
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 20/09/2026
0/5 at slowpitch today. let's see if the Jays can disappoint me further
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 19/09/2026
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 18/09/2026
a large majority of Bluesky's problems with reliability would go away if they got a better CDN lol the code isn't why the images don't load. it's the PDS infrastructure for the bsky.social accounts, the app view, and the crummy CDN
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 18/09/2026
if only he did that with us
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 18/09/2026
do not the cat!!
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 17/09/2026
whys he look like Wplace
Ed sheerans tattoos, just messy and all over the place Wplace screenshot
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 17/09/2026
Ed Sheeran welcomes new opening act: Beatboxing Netanyahu
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Ed Sheeran welcomes new opening act: Beatboxing Netanyahu
LONDON — At a press conference today, singer Ed Sheeran announced that, despite all of his previously scheduled opening acts quitting over his firing Macklemore, his tour will continue as scheduled, w...
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sephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
how about some good news: new cat just dropped!!!!
a photo of a small, spotted wild cat, with orange fur and brown circular markings, staring up with big golden eyes.Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years

A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.

This 10-year-old male tiger cat is the first of his species (named Leopardus tilcayo) known to science. He is approximately 18 inches from head to end of body and weighs only 3 pounds, making him smaller than the average domestic cat. This video was captured at the Senda Verde Animal Refuge in Bolivia’s Yungas region, where he currently resides.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 17/09/2026
people will tell you gaming is not political but this is literally what's happening in universe in Helldivers 2
The myriad Cyborg plots to disrupt the Quarter-Term elections have severely damaged citizen confidence in the effective management of their votes. It is imperative that citizens have absolute trust that the results of the election accurately represent their will, as determined by algorithmic inference.

The Super Earth Government, informed by the results of an expert election security panel, has passed a comprehensive Super Secure Elections Act. By reducing unnecessary oversight and the number of personnel involved in Democratic Management, the process will be far less susceptible to enemy interference. Additionally, the bill allocates new military spending for upholding election security.
Helldiver arsenals have been augmented with a number of stratagems. They are directed to uphold election security—by any means necessary.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 16/09/2026
The man who won't let you have paid sick leave or health care returns to Congress after getting free health care and 90 days paid sick leave
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 17/09/2026
you still can't resize the settings program this is so cooked
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