Reposted by Dave ParishJeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Positives: It’s now out in the open ✅ He’s shite at penalties ✅ Owners will now face proper scrutiny ✅ If NUFC get themselves relegated, some truly horrible fuckers will lose a LOT of money ✅ 23 home games in Championship, mostly Saturdays (Pepper’s) ✅ No more lasering Kittiwakes ✅ Nick Woltemade ✅ 171
Dave Parish @pazparish.bsky.social · 08/07/2026When you play poorly, finish in a poor league position, and your manager has regressed to being a PE teacher who rolls over for the Mackems twice a season, I’m afraid your good players are going to leave #nufc 020
Reposted by Dave ParishGrey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Said before I think the club expected Bruno to go before and didnt expect him to end up as vital as he did. PSR forced that team to stay together longer than it should've and now we're rushing through the evolution Not great Good luck to Bruno, hope he gets whatever he wants, he gave us good years 163
Reposted by Dave ParishJWexTheSpa @jwsidders.bsky.social · 01/07/2026This is really very good. Right wing voters like Kemi Badenoch because she aggressively and pejoratively attacks people and things they hate. That does not mean they will vote Conservative, though; and Badenoch's strategy means no-one outside the existing right bloc will either. 47015
Reposted by Dave ParishThe French History Podcast @fhp.bsky.social · 23/06/2026All of France is scorching hot today. Except for one village in the northwest... 151578592
Reposted by Dave ParishSimon Long @slong.bsky.social · 24/06/2026🚨 Fabrizio Romano to Sunderland, here we go! Verbal agreement in place, agreed days ago. No doubts. Romano said no way to other offers. Sunderland to pay large fee: a pizza on Roker Beach and a go on the local seagull #nufc 25013
Reposted by Dave ParishTodd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Fascinating that while I'm relieved that he's resigning, Starmer is at this point less unpopular than all of his immediate predecessors at their own time of departure. You would not guess that from The Narrative. 79421
Reposted by Dave ParishTwlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 24/06/2026<makes twiddly gesture with finger towards temple whilst whistling> 26564
Reposted by Dave ParishDaniel Storey @danielstorey85.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Having Bellingham close to Kane only works if the wingers create. And they were rotten yesterday. Also can I return this England fun-ometer? inews.co.uk/sport/footba...inews.co.ukEngland's Jude Bellingham experiment is not workingThis is not Bellingham's fault but it explains why England were so blunt against Ghana 281
Reposted by Dave ParishRoland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026When I become El Presidenti, anyone called Camilla will be barred from a career in journalism. 9878
Reposted by Dave ParishGeordieRadge @geordieradge.bsky.social · 18/06/2026If, as Keith Downie has alluded, LFC have been in discussion with the player and agent for a while, why on earth were we persisting with a bid that could so easily (and did) end in a snub? We’ve learned nothing from last summer. #nufc 1/4 6101
Reposted by Dave ParishGrey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026"Genuine" rumours are that #NUFC found out from social media (Fab)🙄 141
Reposted by Dave ParishAlan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Pretty clear we're now seeing the results of PIF's prolonged disinterest in #nufc. DH can pretend all he likes. He knows it's on him to raise ££ and lead the horse to water on training ground and stadium, because they couldn't give a toss anymore. 021
Reposted by Dave ParishJWexTheSpa @jwsidders.bsky.social · 11/06/2026This is not survivable for Starmer and his successor will have to raise taxes. Healey has actually set it up very well.bbc.co.ukDefence Secretary John Healey resigns over military spending plansIn a letter to the prime minister, he says the defence investment plan "does not give our forces the resources they need". 11345
Reposted by Dave ParishPeter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Farage wants to start riots to distract from his £5m gift. Trump starts wars to distract from his Epstein involvement. Farage is just a Division 3 Trump. 413046
Reposted by Dave Parish#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Jazz great Sonny Rollins dead at 95 #UPItwp.aiwww.upi.comJazz great Sonny Rollins dead at 95 - UPI.com 0193
Reposted by Dave ParishNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/05/2026The Republican Party is governed by a senile, malignant narcissist who has destroyed the American economy. But a new adaptation of the Odyssey features a Black Helen of Troy. I have never felt more politically homeless. 201018128
Reposted by Dave ParishNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/05/2026My kids have measles, I can't afford steak, and my company's going to close if gas prices don't go back down. But at least now I can use Grok to create naked images of my female coworkers. 746452
Reposted by Dave ParishNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/05/2026There is nothing in the Constitution that says the president must pay taxes. So it’s hard to understand the Democrat Party hysteria over the settlement between President Trump and the Trump Administration. by Jonathan Turley 1157448
Reposted by Dave ParishNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Cubans are starving and have gone weeks without electricity and clean water due to Trump's blockade of any oil reaching the island. Here's why we aren't covering this. 111266299
Reposted by Dave ParishGeneral Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Custodial sentences for people who walk >2 abreast on narrow paths 5413
Reposted by Dave ParishCaptain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 12/05/2026The first thing a new PM should be doing is demanding Ofcom intervene at GBNews 03419
Reposted by Dave ParishTwlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Ok but I’ve been reliably informed that Sue Cook has pulled out 6433
Reposted by Dave ParishKev Lawson @editkev.football · 10/05/2026Ramsey is gonna be such a long term transfer win, he’s really good. #nufc 4712
Dave Parish @pazparish.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Safe with two games to spare - thank you for a fantastic season Eddie #nufc 030
Reposted by Dave ParishRoland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 07/05/2026This is my new reason for not wanting to go on a cruise. 14989
Reposted by Dave ParishPeter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 07/05/2026It's a challenge to find neutral coverage of the local election results. I don't think my blood pressure will stand for the partisan shallow dribblings of Sam Coates on Sky News and Chris Mason on the BBC. 7464
Reposted by Dave ParishTexas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Sleep well, Ted. and away…. 3182
Reposted by Dave ParishJWexTheSpa @jwsidders.bsky.social · 29/04/2026If this was a story about Starmer it would be leading every television and radio news programme on every channel and station across the UK. And it would go on for weeks. For Farage, though, nothing. 12512
Reposted by Dave ParishBenjamin Myers @benjaminmyers76.bsky.social · 29/04/2026A friend of mine runs the Nick Drake estate and he regularly gets invitations for Nick to play festivals, appear on podcasts and also offers to help "boost his profile" on "the socials". His replies are masterful. 1120349
Reposted by Dave ParishSimon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 29/04/2026He's only just found out about it because the house was in Clacton. 2809145
Reposted by Dave ParishBilly Bell @billybell99.bsky.social · 29/04/20262AM all-caps Truth Social screed in three days time when he gets the joke. 021
Reposted by Dave ParishGlen O'Hara @gsoh31.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Zack Polanski? That fraud. A man so fraudulent he pretty much holds up a square of cardboard next to his face saying 'I'm a fraud' for everyone to have a larf. Registers so high on the Boris-o-meter that he might as well wear a messy blond wig and pretend to make model buses. Come off it. (1/2) 1812329
Reposted by Dave ParishNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Doctors say that measles is one of the deadliest and most contagious infectious diseases in the world. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and cuts penises off raccons says you'll be fine if you drink raw milk and bathe in raw sewage. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust. 141041189
Reposted by Dave ParishNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/04/2026In this South Dakota diner, The Poodle Room still means a slaughterhouse run by Kristi Noem. But they do know this: It's fine if FBI director Kash Patel routinely gets blackout drunk at a bar in Vegas as long as he boycotts Bud Light when he does so. 437043
Reposted by Dave ParishNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Shipping companies say the Strait of Hormuz is closed. An elderly convict who regularly shits himself in public says it's open. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust. 161002183
Reposted by Dave ParishPeter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Is anyone outside the Westminster bubble, right wing hacks and fellow travellers care about the Mandelson issue any longer? It's been important and Starmer has been damaged but give it a friggin' rest and move on. #PMQs 9779
Reposted by Dave ParishPolitics in the U.K. @politicsintheuk.bsky.social · 22/04/2026With each of Badenoch’s idiotic performances, Keir Starmer grows stronger and stronger. SKS: “Whatever noise they make, nothing is going to distract me from delivering for our country.” #UKPolitics 2313340
Reposted by Dave ParishGrey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Ornstein's page right now, a certain juxtaposition #nufc 462
Reposted by Dave ParishNathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 10/04/2026He's going to run as the anti-war candidate in 2028 and the stupidest people you know are all going to pretend to believe it. 492730443
Reposted by Dave ParishPeter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 10/04/2026.....will play Bolton Vonderers. Zat concludes ze draw for the 2nd round of ze FA Cup. Ties vill be played on ze veekend of ze 2nd and 3rd of November 0303
Reposted by Dave ParishJason Wilson @jasonaw.bsky.social · 08/04/2026The reason that there are strikes on Lebanon is that Israel is illegally attacking one of its neighbors but given that this is a more or less permanent state of affairs it’s easy to miss 621844
Reposted by Dave ParishJWexTheSpa @jwsidders.bsky.social · 08/04/2026“I have made it very clear that the Conservative party stands behind America taking this necessary action”. Kemi Badenoch, House of Commons, 2nd March 2026. Never, ever let her forget she spoke those words while attacking the UK government for not getting involved in Trump's war against Iran. 03916
Reposted by Dave ParishNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/04/2026If the world ends today in a firey nuclear apocalypse, the Democrats who fought to release the Epstein files will have blood on their hands. 28964126
Reposted by Dave ParishOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Never forget these arse kissing fools who cheered on the worst president in history. 491174361
Reposted by Dave ParishEliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Happy International War Crimes and Genocide Day to those who celebrate it. 28694133
Reposted by Dave ParishDavid, (No royal city). @howmanheyman.bsky.social · 01/04/2026"Sandro Tonali to France here we go! Italia not qualifying the WC for a third tournament running has got their top players wanting a move to a bigger nation. Tonali's agent has said in an exclusive interview with me, Fabrizio Rigatoni.... (1) 111
Reposted by Dave Parishtoughnessthree @toughnessthree.bsky.social · 23/03/2026PS. Sick of feeling like the club is being held to ransom by our so called star players. Those who want to go should fuck off and as long as we get value for them so be it. Tbh. We could do with a clear out. The only players I’d wanna keep are Miley, Bruno and Hall. #nufc 041
Reposted by Dave ParishMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Republicans are threating us with a competent administration. 95669651405