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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Positives: It’s now out in the open ✅ He’s shite at penalties ✅ Owners will now face proper scrutiny ✅ If NUFC get themselves relegated, some truly horrible fuckers will lose a LOT of money ✅ 23 home games in Championship, mostly Saturdays (Pepper’s) ✅ No more lasering Kittiwakes ✅ Nick Woltemade ✅
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Dave Parish @pazparish.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When you play poorly, finish in a poor league position, and your manager has regressed to being a PE teacher who rolls over for the Mackems twice a season, I’m afraid your good players are going to leave #nufc
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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Said before I think the club expected Bruno to go before and didnt expect him to end up as vital as he did. PSR forced that team to stay together longer than it should've and now we're rushing through the evolution Not great Good luck to Bruno, hope he gets whatever he wants, he gave us good years
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JWexTheSpa @jwsidders.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This is really very good. Right wing voters like Kemi Badenoch because she aggressively and pejoratively attacks people and things they hate. That does not mean they will vote Conservative, though; and Badenoch's strategy means no-one outside the existing right bloc will either.
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The French History Podcast @fhp.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
All of France is scorching hot today. Except for one village in the northwest...
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JWexTheSpa @jwsidders.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Good on him.
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Simon Long @slong.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
🚨 Fabrizio Romano to Sunderland, here we go! Verbal agreement in place, agreed days ago. No doubts. Romano said no way to other offers. Sunderland to pay large fee: a pizza on Roker Beach and a go on the local seagull #nufc
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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Fascinating that while I'm relieved that he's resigning, Starmer is at this point less unpopular than all of his immediate predecessors at their own time of departure. You would not guess that from The Narrative.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
<makes twiddly gesture with finger towards temple whilst whistling>
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Daniel Storey @danielstorey85.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Having Bellingham close to Kane only works if the wingers create. And they were rotten yesterday. Also can I return this England fun-ometer? inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
inews.co.uk
England's Jude Bellingham experiment is not working
This is not Bellingham's fault but it explains why England were so blunt against Ghana
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
When I become El Presidenti, anyone called Camilla will be barred from a career in journalism.
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GeordieRadge @geordieradge.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If, as Keith Downie has alluded, LFC have been in discussion with the player and agent for a while, why on earth were we persisting with a bid that could so easily (and did) end in a snub? We’ve learned nothing from last summer. #nufc 1/4
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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"Genuine" rumours are that #NUFC found out from social media (Fab)🙄
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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Pretty clear we're now seeing the results of PIF's prolonged disinterest in #nufc. DH can pretend all he likes. He knows it's on him to raise ££ and lead the horse to water on training ground and stadium, because they couldn't give a toss anymore.
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JWexTheSpa @jwsidders.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This is not survivable for Starmer and his successor will have to raise taxes. Healey has actually set it up very well.
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Defence Secretary John Healey resigns over military spending plans
In a letter to the prime minister, he says the defence investment plan "does not give our forces the resources they need".
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Farage wants to start riots to distract from his £5m gift. Trump starts wars to distract from his Epstein involvement. Farage is just a Division 3 Trump.
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#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Jazz great Sonny Rollins dead at 95 #UPI
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Jazz great Sonny Rollins dead at 95 - UPI.com
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The Republican Party is governed by a senile, malignant narcissist who has destroyed the American economy. But a new adaptation of the Odyssey features a Black Helen of Troy. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
My kids have measles, I can't afford steak, and my company's going to close if gas prices don't go back down. But at least now I can use Grok to create naked images of my female coworkers.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
There is nothing in the Constitution that says the president must pay taxes. So it’s hard to understand the Democrat Party hysteria over the settlement between President Trump and the Trump Administration. by Jonathan Turley
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Cubans are starving and have gone weeks without electricity and clean water due to Trump's blockade of any oil reaching the island. Here's why we aren't covering this.
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Custodial sentences for people who walk >2 abreast on narrow paths
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The first thing a new PM should be doing is demanding Ofcom intervene at GBNews
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Ok but I’ve been reliably informed that Sue Cook has pulled out
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Kev Lawson @editkev.football · 10/05/2026
Ramsey is gonna be such a long term transfer win, he’s really good. #nufc
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Dave Parish @pazparish.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Safe with two games to spare - thank you for a fantastic season Eddie #nufc
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This is my new reason for not wanting to go on a cruise.
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It's a challenge to find neutral coverage of the local election results. I don't think my blood pressure will stand for the partisan shallow dribblings of Sam Coates on Sky News and Chris Mason on the BBC.
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Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Sleep well, Ted. and away….
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JWexTheSpa @jwsidders.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
If this was a story about Starmer it would be leading every television and radio news programme on every channel and station across the UK. And it would go on for weeks. For Farage, though, nothing.
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Benjamin Myers @benjaminmyers76.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
A friend of mine runs the Nick Drake estate and he regularly gets invitations for Nick to play festivals, appear on podcasts and also offers to help "boost his profile" on "the socials". His replies are masterful.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
He's only just found out about it because the house was in Clacton.
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Billy Bell @billybell99.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
2AM all-caps Truth Social screed in three days time when he gets the joke.
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Glen O'Hara @gsoh31.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Zack Polanski? That fraud. A man so fraudulent he pretty much holds up a square of cardboard next to his face saying 'I'm a fraud' for everyone to have a larf. Registers so high on the Boris-o-meter that he might as well wear a messy blond wig and pretend to make model buses. Come off it. (1/2)
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Doctors say that measles is one of the deadliest and most contagious infectious diseases in the world. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and cuts penises off raccons says you'll be fine if you drink raw milk and bathe in raw sewage. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
In this South Dakota diner, The Poodle Room still means a slaughterhouse run by Kristi Noem. But they do know this: It's fine if FBI director Kash Patel routinely gets blackout drunk at a bar in Vegas as long as he boycotts Bud Light when he does so.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Shipping companies say the Strait of Hormuz is closed. An elderly convict who regularly shits himself in public says it's open. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Is anyone outside the Westminster bubble, right wing hacks and fellow travellers care about the Mandelson issue any longer? It's been important and Starmer has been damaged but give it a friggin' rest and move on. #PMQs
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Politics in the U.K. @politicsintheuk.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
With each of Badenoch’s idiotic performances, Keir Starmer grows stronger and stronger. SKS: “Whatever noise they make, nothing is going to distract me from delivering for our country.” #UKPolitics
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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Ornstein's page right now, a certain juxtaposition #nufc
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
He's going to run as the anti-war candidate in 2028 and the stupidest people you know are all going to pretend to believe it.
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
.....will play Bolton Vonderers. Zat concludes ze draw for the 2nd round of ze FA Cup. Ties vill be played on ze veekend of ze 2nd and 3rd of November
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Jason Wilson @jasonaw.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The reason that there are strikes on Lebanon is that Israel is illegally attacking one of its neighbors but given that this is a more or less permanent state of affairs it’s easy to miss
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JWexTheSpa @jwsidders.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
“I have made it very clear that the Conservative party stands behind America taking this necessary action”. Kemi Badenoch, House of Commons, 2nd March 2026. Never, ever let her forget she spoke those words while attacking the UK government for not getting involved in Trump's war against Iran.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If the world ends today in a firey nuclear apocalypse, the Democrats who fought to release the Epstein files will have blood on their hands.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Never forget these arse kissing fools who cheered on the worst president in history.
Boris Johnson says Trump
back in White House is 'what
the world needs'


Ex-PM backs disgraced former US president
ahead of election, saying he 'won't ditch the
Ukrainians'
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Happy International War Crimes and Genocide Day to those who celebrate it.
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David, (No royal city). @howmanheyman.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
"Sandro Tonali to France here we go! Italia not qualifying the WC for a third tournament running has got their top players wanting a move to a bigger nation. Tonali's agent has said in an exclusive interview with me, Fabrizio Rigatoni.... (1)
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toughnessthree @toughnessthree.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
PS. Sick of feeling like the club is being held to ransom by our so called star players. Those who want to go should fuck off and as long as we get value for them so be it. Tbh. We could do with a clear out. The only players I’d wanna keep are Miley, Bruno and Hall. #nufc
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Republicans are threating us with a competent administration.
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