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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 3h

Son (8) started singing “It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas” this morning, fml 🤦

Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Making red pepper hummus and I’m following the @katie0martin.ft.com tip and using chickpeas from a jar, not the ones from a can. Updates as we get them …

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Number of divisions Manchester City will end up being demoted …

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The punish the UK we are uniquely bad was such a strong force in FBPE circles; it’s what drove me away. My view is that FWIW is that the EU will want to reduce risk of a second Brexit and hence that means binding the UK in via the Euro; we need to be prepared to make the case for the €.

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

To Rich's point, I always found it amusing that the occasional signs in Bristol pointing out the River Avon are a tautology.

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

City: “we might just get away with relegation and a big fine.” Premier League ducks. HMRC:

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tonight in “Todd Kendall has never seen …” - A Hitchcock classic.

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The transience is well-illustrated by the Sgt Pepper's cover. I'm middle-aged and reasonably well-read but I think I know about 1/3rd of these people and could only guess less than 1/3rd more.

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Well knock me down with a feather. I'd contend that every City achievement (and man, did they achieve a lot) is tainted because some of the players they signed in the sham period are still playing for the club! www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

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Man City: Pep Guardiola gives backing to club he managed after guilty verdicts

Former manager Pep Guardiola says he will "always" be behind Manchester City after they were found guilty of all charges related to breaches of the Premier League's financial rules.

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I have some sympathy with this but the solution is to have a positive case for Europe and be ruthless. Because the alternative is this absurd Emperor’s New Clothes situation with lamentable growth and surely that has now run out of road.

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

People who leave Britain and slag it off should be made to give back their honours. - Sir Peter Lampl - Sir Jim Ratcliffe - Sir James Dyson ... are all knights of the shire and I'm sure none of them would ever do such a treacherous thing

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Indian Summer today; was able to sit outside when meeting a friend for a latte. Not sure that’s an unvarnished good on 29th September 🤔

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Stag do? Pub bet gone horribly wrong?

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My new job as Manchester City's Head of Reputation and PR's started well, I reflect. My strategy to get a much-loved former manager before the media to defend our club is an absolute sure-fire winner.

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Manchester City charges: Roberto Mancini says Premier League rule breaches 'not my concern'

Roberto Mancini says an alleged "double contract" during his time as Manchester City manager is "not my concern".

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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 21/09/2026

“Life in the Shower” - a fun little series I started a while back and just updated! When you’re in your own shower…

A very simple cartoon of someone standing in their shower, staring into the middle distance, perhaps wondering why they somehow yet again forgot to buy more shampoo, despite having been to the shops twice today for various other things. Of course, going to the shops a third time, AFTER your shower to buy shower things is entirely unhinged, so it’s going to have to wait till tomorrow, and who knows if they’ll remember any of this by then.

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Jura Chicken with ceps, not morels but otherwise faithful. A perfect Autumn Sunday dinner.

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The thing is though, I would actively not “Choose Texas”.

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Unexpected view of Mont Blanc towering beyond St Jean d’Aulps.

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I read a fair number of these and my overwhelming takeaway is this unanswered question: why do you hate your socially liberal voters so, so much? We’re a fairly harmless bunch and we’ve contributed tonnes in tax etc. It absolutely baffles me.

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"All shocked up, uh huh huh ..."

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Tom Jenkins @tomoljenkins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Here is the trailer for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ launch on 9October that has been banned by YouTube, TikTok and Meta, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFTf...

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MUSK | Official Trailer HD

YouTube video by Elevation Pictures

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard, He slipped on his f*cking arse, He gave it to Demba Ba, Steve Gerrard, Gerrard! And then he won a title after all!

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Is this bad, Scotty “the House” Bessent? Seems bad.

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I've written to my MP about the fascist mobs in the UK. Did you know that if you live here in France - or elsewhere in the UK, you STILL have an MP? Your MP is the person representing the last postcode you lived at in the UK. Just type it in here. Please help! members.parliament.uk/findyourmp/

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Henry Foy @henryjfoy.ft.com · 22/09/2026

The most important story you will read today: Why the unwinding of the world's most important carry trade could spark the next financial crisis - and why Trump cares so much about the yen right now... by the brilliant @urbandirt.bsky.social & @davidkeo.bsky.social as.ft.com/r/0793237a-e...

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Absolutely cracking start to my first week in charge of sports sponsorships at LG, couldn't have gone better.

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Desperate times indeed when you’ve got to hand it to Rishi Sunak, but obviously this is correct.

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m wondering about a TV pitch. It’s a little complicated but if you want to hear the short version it’s this: The Hunger Games for billionaires that complain about the country that nurtured them.

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

We are playing our game of chesshhh against our old advershhharies …

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Much to applaud here except the Cafe Richard coffee 🔥☕️😖

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

What happens when you let Bezos into your beloved institution @knoxharrington.bsky.social

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Well, if you put it that way … 🫢

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Imagine if you'd written a book that envisaged a rogue US administration which tried to carve up Canada, threatened Greenland and allied with Russia to attack the EU? Welcome to my world. You might not like it. But it might well be coming to pass. vsn.to/c2u4rr

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Todd Kendall @alpinemigrant.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm sure nobody's listening but just in case, this is an absolute banger and it'll make you feel better. open.spotify.com/track/59wlTa...

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A Moment Apart

ODESZA · A Moment Apart · Song · 2017

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