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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

York city legend Steve Tutill face to face with his @noscoredraws.com image this evening at #ycfc event at Theatre@41, York

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My current financial strategy is simply hoping a future version of me has money.

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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

He never leaves the injury list.

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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 13/09/2026

Don't worry guys they're going to do a review of an error in the review that found error in the review and then soccer officiating will be solved once and for all

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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes

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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Handful of tickets just appeared on box office for #nufc Vs Hull for anyone looking.

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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Turning down £15m for Murphy may be up there with flogging Anderson for £35m in terms of terrible decisions #nufc

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Big Stevie Cool @bigsteviecool.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

According to the UK government... Terrorists: Not Terrorists:

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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Think some #nufc fans need to get comfortable with fact some teams will play better than us this season.

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Just Stop Oil planned to block a road, they got 21 years. Far Right masked thugs actually blocked roads. Not one arrest, nothing.

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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Looking forward to everyone losing their sh*t over the new Blaydon Races song today #nufc

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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

This was brilliant. Incredibly impressive individual #nufc

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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Interesting that none of the kids we signed are in first XI now we've got Nico. Can only be a good thing to bed them in. Strongest XI today #nufc. Hornicek Dedic Thiaw Botman Hall Nico Miley Elanga Ramsey/ Willock Barnes Wissa

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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

#nufc fans. This may not feed into the whole "league is fixed" narrative. But it is a brilliantly nuanced and balanced discussion on financial fair play.

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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I think we can now safely say Nick Woltemade is not suited to English football, and never will be #nufc

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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com

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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU

Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.

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Dino @dinohkay.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Rest in peace, what an incredible human being

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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

With speed like this, starting to understand why the Man City charges are taking so long

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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The Louvre awaits. #NUFC

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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I for one am shocked that a cricketer on a night out with Saint Ben Stokes has been arrested

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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

That was a long half. We all know how it goes but enough evidence this is gonna be fun to watch #nufc

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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Another start to the season, another holiday dragging my family to a random bar out of the sun and convincing the waiter to flick through the channels to find it. Sigh #nufc

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Michael Walker @mwalkerfoot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Kevin Keegan changed two football clubs on the pitch, Liverpool and Newcastle United. He also altered Tyneside's perception of itself. On Sunday – Newcastle v Liverpool – he will be honoured at St. James' Park, a stadium constructed on his ambition. Get there early. www.nytimes.com/athletic/752...

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Liverpool, Newcastle and Kevin Keegan the catalyst

Keegan's impact at Newcastle United and Liverpool cannot be underestimated and helped shape those clubs into what they are today

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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

My phone just automatically lowered its volume when the new @podonthetyne.bsky.social theme music played, warning me about loud noises. #nufc 🤘

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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Ah I see the club is pushing "Steur better than we thought" narrative. Looking forward to the "Willock like a new signing" chapter as well #nufc

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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

@samfr.bsky.social content is so good. I am going to have to start paying for it aren't I?

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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Reflections from the Mestalla - Toure's a player - Wissa over Osula - Hornicek needs to get better at shouting for the ball - Steur is gonna be some player - We really need some full backs #nufc

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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Well the Bruno reactions provide a good blocking opportunity #nufc

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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Not sure I would be. Xhaka proved last season the merit of an experienced head. I've always been partial to a journeyman. Loved Daryl Murphy #nufc

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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

There is something genuinely exciting about this #nufc reset. IMHO it's gonna need a couple of experienced signings as well (esp if Bruno goes) but we're about to watch a whole new team develop. Patience needed but could be great fun

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Oliver Kay @oliverkay.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Eddie Howe’s departure (and another summer of unwanted upheaval) marks the end of a chapter at #NUFC, but maybe in reality phase one ended some time ago. Are the owners still as ambitious as they were? Other than what Howe and players delivered, where’s the progress? www.nytimes.com/athletic/748...

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What has happened to Newcastle’s big ambitions? (Gift Article)

Saudi Arabia’s Public Investment Fund made bold statements about the future and achieved early success, but the project has started to drift

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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

At this stage we just need an announcement to stop the utterly batshit crazy #nufc opinions. No. Joelinton is not a Champions League quality footballer. He is barely fit most of the time

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I put "sorry for the confusion" in every email, just in case

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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

‘Land in the sand’ was the disappointing B Side to ‘Islands in the Stream’.

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Mitchell Stirling @mitchellst.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I am profoundly bored with everything in public life having to be run through the opinions of retired people at 11 am on a Tuesday from some high street somewhere.

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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

For those keeping count Ramsdale - Jaouen Pope - TBC Trippier - TBC Krafth - TBC Gordon - Toure Tonali - Bamba Willock - Steur So keeper and full backs next. Assuming nobody else goes #nufc

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Jamie Livingstone @jamieliv.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Can someone put Danny Murphy in the back of a Royal Mail van and drive away?

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I’ve just seen a woman sat outside Greggs fanning herself with a pasty. I love this country.

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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

How strong is that fan?!?

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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

This 👇💯 Have a word with yourself if you're posting stuff like "it's no Newcastle without Bruno" #nufc

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Kev Lawson @editkev.football · 08/07/2026

Cold hard head on, Bruno's age and contract means that cashing in makes sense for us & him (big wage, biggest contract of his career) But fuck. He's the heartbeat of the team and replacing him...well transplants of that size are hard to get right. Big season of change ahead. #NUFC

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Alan @alanofthenorth.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Right Keir. Get on the phone

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