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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ok this is the favorite commission for day 2. The prompt was "ghost rider as a mail carrier"
Ghost rider driving one of the new electric mail trucks
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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm making small talk with my boyfriend Ishmael
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No Joyman @nojoyman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
youtu.be
Roy Orbinson singing the Monty Python song Philosophers Drinking Song on a home video
YouTube video by Liverpool Vista
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
foul balls are a huge concern for major league baseball. fans typically keep the ones they catch, and there's not exactly any good reason to buy a ticket to a baseball game if you have your own baseball at home you can look at anytime you want
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Threads check
A shirtless man posts on Threads. The caption reads “Hey ladys im scott 56, sigal, dont lie, cheat, one woman man.and i eat tacos for my own plesure”
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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm drunk at the monster trucks and I love everyone so much
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Limón de Beauvoir @ottomanvampire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Researchers Say Aging Cheese Exposed To A Tribe Called Quest Tastes Better
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Researchers Say Aging Cheese Exposed To A Tribe Called Quest Tastes Better
The Swiss know a thing or two about cheese, and here’s their latest conclusion: It tastes better under the influence of rap music. Specifically, longterm exposure to A Tribe Called Quest results in im...
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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good albums alert:
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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*sigh* now I have to talk to a bunch of sub-librarians
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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Durutti Column were on last year's Blood Orange album, and have released new music in the year of our lord 2026, possibly the last year humans exist on earth (but maybe not! Optimism!) I also drank some good beverages this year, and will continue.
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
COLLINP1.BMF
A color portrait of drummer, singer, Genesis frontman, and Top 40 solo artist Phil Collins, circa 1990. Special Operative Yìchén sees the image and can’t help himself. He’s suddenly air drumming the 10-note tom-tom fill from “In the Air Tonight.” His director at the Eleventh Bureau shoots Yìchén a stern look from beyond the cubicle.
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Pete Moran @pete-moran.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My most centrist belief is you can like werewolves of london but also other warren zevon songs
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
war eagle
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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Speaking of choosing Texas: Jandek
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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Speaking of Texas, ZZ Top has some amazing selections to choose from.
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"??
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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sometimes cats run away from you because they are scared and sometimes because they don't want to deal with your bullshit rn
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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I mainly go on reddit to downvote posts about Queen. It's one of my hobbies
Screenshot of me down voting a queen post on reddit Me downvoting the only two comments on the Queen video post
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trying to think of what to post for Star Trek’s 60th anniversary but I post about Star Trek a lot already so just enjoy Worf wearing jeans
Worf wearing jeans
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
nathan fielder vs elizabeth holmes is like what if wario had his own wario
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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Doing the dialect test and answering "I do not have a word for this" to every question.
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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Lots of people are posting nice things about Dolly, but I'd like to highlight that when the record label finally let her run a recording session she put out "Mule Skinner" and it sounds like a band that's going to burn down a studio.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/08/2026
i can’t believe trump said this
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737 max [spooky] @bluebookvalue.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
ernest hemingway:
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Cormac McCarthy staggering to the typerwriter after a couple of long island ice teas and hammering out "horses are the most scariest animal in the world"
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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I will be fully seated for the 1985 bears biopic
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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When I first started writing album reviews it was for my high school newspaper. Many readers and even fellow staffers said I should put "this is my opinion" in the pieces. We were all like 15 at the time, but apparently there is just a subset of people (including adults) who just can't do context.
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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Let's all check out the gatefold artwork for ZZ Top's "Tres Hombres"
A deliciously sloppy Mexican meal
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 18/08/2026
I am not even some huge ZZ Top fan they just so happen to be the cosmic lynchpin holding the entire modern western musical canon together is all
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
She ran a CrossFit gym, which is basically a swinger's club that produces orthopedic injuries
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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm the CEO of buying records that I love.
The Bob Dylan album "John Wesley Harding", which is one of his best records. Some days, it's his best one. My thumb is somewhat visible in the picture.
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Neil Pajamas @agrippanothing.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I'll translate this from Mandarin for you: The mayor is announcing that every New Yorker is legally required to see Shen Yun
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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You can mail a nice first class letter to your grandma.
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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Important post
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Wendy's Canned Chili
TikTok video by Randy Johnson
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I made this tweet like a million years ago lol
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Fake t-shirt that says "I saw the A4 note change as part of the 639-year-long performance of John Cage's Organ2/ASLSP (As Slow as Possible) at the St. Burchardi Church in Halberstadt, Germany on August 5, 2026 and all I got was this lousy shirt!"
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
GOOD PARENTING RIGHT HERE,!!
A kid says his favorite band in public enemy and draws a picture of them
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 01/08/2026
There’s another secret Haim sister named Stanky
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I love you too, Robocop
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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I figured out another joke about this: 4chan Marshall
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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Also, one of her band members stole my friend's sweater when they crashed at his house in 1996. So that's two strikes, Chan.
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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
In 100 Years of Solitude, the Colonel makes little gold fishes that are a big hit throughout the land. When he finds out that people buy them because of his notoriety instead of as jewellery, he makes them anyway, but melts each of them down to make more. This is art.
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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is my shit, and my shit fucks
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 31/07/2026
this is my new favorite diagram
Brachiosaurus projectile vomiting: forces generated and resulting traces
Assuming 50 kg (110 Ibs) of regurgitant, impact velocity from 14 m (45 ft) height, and hard-packed sand as impact site.
h = 14 m (45 ft)
Impact velocity = V = V 2gh = 16.6 m/s; kinetic energy before impact = 6,860 J
Average impact force = 68,600 N
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Makes I get called as a greaser:
Anorexic Elvis
Homeless Brando
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Mailman Paul @paulblanda.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The production on Prince albums is incredibly bad.
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