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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 13/04/2024

this can be your house of pizza if you can determine which pizza brother always tells the truth and which one always lies

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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 2h

I don’t recall where mine came from. I’m pretty sure it was a cd I had, though I don’t think I could tell you for sure. I was at the mercy of storing my brother’s shoebox of cassettes and maybe the 10 or so CDs he owned back in like 1995.

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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 2h

I’m listening to 10,000 Maniacs Unplugged and I feel like I’ve been transported back to my old bedroom in middle school and playing Zelda on Super Nintendo. Tess, I enjoyed this album, but I think part of it was physical media and only being able to play what I had in my room.

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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 4h

my king

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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 4h

🎼 You want to figure it out! We'll throw down, we'll throw down, we'll throw down 🎶

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 6h

Yeah, I’m a bears fan

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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 6h

It’s the last football game of the year for my daughter’s cheer team, and it’s against the team I played a year for in 5th grade. We didn’t lose a game that year, and that team is undefeated this year. Maybe one day I’ll see a Drexel Hill Raiders lose, but that won’t be today.

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

if you ever have trouble telling left from right, just look at a keyboard R = resting over here on the left side L = lying over here on the right side

a standard qwerty computer keyboard, with the R and L keys circled

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 7h

I got an advance copy of GTA VI and I gotta say, the immersion into Vice City is crazy. Right now I'm doing a mission where you have to get into a lengthy online argument defending the low attendance of Vice City's sports teams and whether Vice City lacks passion for sports as a market

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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 7h

This reminds me I need to clean out the car I got from my dad because it died and I’m going to donate it.

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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 7h

“I’ve got something to say” is how I start every song I sing, though.

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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 7h

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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 17h

Just watched Halloween 2 and, knowing the franchise continues after this, I thought of this post and Michael Myers somehow surviving after that

Screenshot of an old Twitter tweet that reads:

jf
@BronzeHammer
Following
Well, I'd like to see ol Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam!
*Trump wriggles his way out of the jam easily*
Ah! Well. Nevertheless,
11:34 PM - 1 Oct 2016

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Edward BFLO @edwardbflo.bsky.social · 19h

Check out this absolute legend from Buffalo, NY suburb Grand Island @edsbs.bsky.social

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Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 18/09/2026

"Bill, we want to bring you back for a part in our new blockbuster, Raiders of the Lost Ark." "You're not gonna call me 'Porkins' again, are you?" "No." "What's my character's name?" "Major Eaton." "Fuck you, George"

X-wing pilot Jek Porkins in the cockpit in Star Wars

US government man Major Eaton and the other government guy, getting briefed on the Ark of the Covenant in Raiders of the Lost Ark

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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 19h

85ºF. The closest early voting place took young, lively students 45 minutes to march to. An hour and 1/2 to get on line at the polls and turnaround to go home. Some folks aren't up to that exertion in the heat. In NYC – I walk 3 blocks to a poll. Everyone should have convenient access to voting.

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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 20h

Sure, that’s something Friday Pat can get behind. Ask me again around 4:10 on Sunday.

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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 20h

That’s the park down the street from me. That’s wild.

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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

I had that experience over the summer with wanting to go see Toy Story 5. In that case, though, I had already told my daughter we’d go. Not my favorite parenting moment.

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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

I’m in the decompression process of finally completing a work required thing that has been hanging over me for like 3 months and I know that’s causing me to laugh at this more than it’s worth, but wanted to thank the internet for this gift.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/10/2026

every new Tesla product feels like its designed for the apocalypse. the cybertruck is bullet proof, for some reason? the roadster has turbo thrusts that can jump collapsing bridges, i suppose?

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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Then I made the first flying car when I rubber banded a parachute guy toy to a hot wheels car and threw it out of my attic window as a kid.

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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Me the morning after Chipotle:

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Chris Turner @theturner.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

I say this in all seriousness: she is likely so MAGA she doesn’t know “pyramid scheme” has real negative connotations

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Daniel “Spooky Nickname” Tirebiter @danmofftarkin.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Liberals are so racist they think Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib are the same person

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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

I mean, as a Phillies fan, seeing multiple wives posting baby bump news posts every year and seeing the players doing “gender reveals” through bat colors before an at-bat, I’m actually jealous right now.

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