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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Eating fried food in the hot sun I fought the fair and the fair won
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Ryan Cody - Available for work @ryancody.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's been said by smarter people than me, but the future of comic creation is female. Over 90% of my new penciling students are women & fewer men arevtaking the class. I just hope I can help them become better storytellers while I try not to reference Mignola, Samnee, and Toth every class.
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I used to watch this in syndication in the late 80s when they were doing reunion tours (without Nesmith). I’d come home from the pool every day all summer, flop down on the carpet in my damp swimsuit, and laugh my ass off for half an hour.
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is very funny but also those earplugs really work for me.
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The little box Tom Cruise is standing on, in the center of this massive arena. fucking LOL.
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
lol, Robbie Williams and Nicole Scherzinger could only be on my television for this one sport that also isn’t particularly famous in my country.
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Franklin Tortillas actually sounds very legit.
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Deranged take. Half my childhood roadtrips were in a Datsun 210. My kids were hauled around in a Jetta wagon during the prime Big Carseat years, including luggage on trips—usually didn’t even need the roof racks/box, which many smaller vehicles can easily accommodate for extra baggage.
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Tag yourself, I’m YOUR FATHER’S MUSTACHE
on a shelf at a junk shop: a yellow mug with a silhouette of an old timey man and the slogan “YOUR FATHER’S MOUSTACHE”, and some rubber stamps labeled as follows: RIB STEAK, PORK CUTLETS, BEEF NECK BONES, SIRL TIP STEAK, SIRL TIP BST.
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Fuck yeah Mickey Guyton.
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Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The main thing to remember about Platner is…wait, hold on. Is that DePiglio?
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Lol they’re saying “Boo-urns”
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Noah Shachtman @noahshachtman.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Sorry, nuns. GOD IS A NEW YORKER
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
extremely local interest post: we were going to go to happy hour with the neighbors tonight but we can’t because he’s got pencil dancer rehearsal.
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The BMW Isetta is Peak Automobile.
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
@billhookunion.beanyear.com congrats on the Gourmet article! What a fun surprise in my inbox this morning!
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
If true, this means the only reason I moved to the Twin Cities that still exists is my aging mother in law. My FIL is dead and my kids have already graduated from the great schools, and now they’re taking my Nut Rolls away.
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
This week’s episode of The Pitt is basically what it’s like to work retail when the credit card lines are down and you have to go get the dusty vintage credit card carbon slips and ka-chunk machines out of storage.
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 12/01/2026
Just Minnesota things: a man in a fur hat with a guitar just walked up and asked what's going on/why people are protesting. "I don't have a cell phone," he told us. "I live in the woods."
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
A graphic for our friends in Minnesota.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I found a bag of @billhookunion.beanyear.com lentils in the pantry so I made this and now I’m delightfully full of beans www.bonappetit.com/recipe/marin...
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Marinated Lentils With Lemony Broccolini and Feta
Roasted lemony broccolini, lentils, and salty feta are doused in a spiced oil that’s even better on day two.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
When your parents are also known as Busters.
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Oh hell yeah, the first two episodes of Heated Rivalry are on HBO. This should get me through to the next season of Shoresy.
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Okay, question for my Minnesotans: One year when I lived there (maybe like … around 2000?) I went to this St. Paul New Year’s Eve thing with my friends, it was a collection of events in a centralized spot, I remember at one venue there was swing dancing (because … it was then). (1/2)
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
"Who is MN's Mamdani??" If we're jus talking about the type of person/politician and not the office and 1:1 on every position? It's Peggy. It's currently Peggy Flanagan.
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Minneapolis, it is an absolutely beautiful day to not rank Jacob Frey!
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 02/11/2025
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
And in that pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope - we remembered why baseball existed long before we judged a sport's value by viral moments and betting apps. It is the romance of failure. The mortal beauty of trying and missing seven times out of 10 and still being considered great. It is the only sport where patience is a weapon, and panic the surest death. You cannot simply run out the clock in baseball; you must face it, pitch by terrifying pitch, until it finally releases you.
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
This is why I love baseball, folks.
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I organize them exactly like I was taught at the record store I used to work at (and then chronologically by individual artist). If @ryancody.bsky.social came to my house he would have no problem finding everything.
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Jake Rudh @jakerudh.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Just in time for Halloween, it’s Weird Al Jourgensen.
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Jane Fonda Climate PAC (JanePAC) @janeclimatepac.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Katie Cashman is such a climate powerhouse that we’ve endorsed her AGAIN! JanePAC backed @katiecashman.bsky.social in her successful 2023 bid for City Council — and now she’s running for reelection and we need to have her back. 🧵1/3
Jane wearing a Katie Cashman campaign t-shirt.
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
lol I can’t access the recipe I was going to make for dinner tonight because of the AWS outage.
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Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 18/10/2025
If you find yourself unable to directly participate in a #NoKings protest march, it's also acceptable to sit in your car and blast Neil Diamond's "America."
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 18/10/2025
no kings in minneapolis. just prince. or mary tyler moore on nicollet mall dressed as prince?
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
shohei ohtani must have other important plans this evening to get to
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
man i fuckin love baseball
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MIA: Decorative Arts, Textiles and Sculpture (Bot) @miadecorativearts.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Coral necklace collections.artsmia.org/art/21353
Coral necklace
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I cannot tell a lie, I am so fucking pumped for this.
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
A Minneapolis omelette is filled with all your friends whom you’ve known since high school, and wild rice.
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Anyone have an extra two-day pass for Phish in Alpharetta? Looking for a single pav.
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
the Taylor Swift New Heights episode is more about otters and sourdough than you’d think.
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Sent this to my sister who lives in Horseville Kentucky and also has a dog named Potato (pronounced Potahto because my niece is deranged) and it was an instant hit.
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Terrible news for Uptown MPLS: the owner of the Tulip House has passed away. cremationsocietyofmn.com/tribute/deta...
cremationsocietyofmn.com
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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
How is there not a Mpls metal band called Juicifer Lucifer
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uniongal.bsky.social @uniongal.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
The UNION is telling players that a problem exists that the owners clearly don’t care about. This is exactly why UNIONS matter, even for players, they’re making sure their membership knows that being famous or rich will not save them.
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primevil @primordial.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Twin Cities: I have a friend with two children (early teens) who is trying to escape a toxic (maybe even abusive) household. She needs to rent 3 bedrooms ASAP. If anyone has that kind of space for rent, please shoot me a DM. Reposts greatly appreciated!!
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 11/07/2025
If Jenny Lewis & a band ye see, Then you have yourself Rilo Kiley. An if instead she one lady be, Riley Keough is most likely she. But if what ye want is a nepo baby geek Then Kylo Ren is the boy ye seek
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
five minutes after crossing the border into Manitoba and I’m listening to a guy on the radio talking about the Trailer Park Boys, this is hilarious.
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Patti @pattinichols.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
it’s that time of year when our family convenes at the lake cabin to prepare to crush our opponents in the annual boat parade, and it is UNHINGED around here.
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