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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸

@patrickworld.bsky.social
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DM’s only. Classically untrained music guy, cat guy, guitar guy, online guy. Criminally underrated, dishwasher safe (top rack), a sitting contradiction. Born in the north and sworn to entertain ya 🇨🇦😼 PS I’m kidding 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 10h
Digger (2026)
Bob the Builder, a stop-motion construction character, stands in a colourful garden holding a shovel beside several freshly dug holes. Wearing a yellow hard hat, plaid shirt and tool belt, the figure works outside a pastel house, with flowers nearby.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 16m
You gotta get the rockin reaper 💀
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 24m
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a still from Succession, Brian Cox, captioned, You are not serious people.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 2h
I love this bit. I’d never encroach
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 5h
Hey your Uber's here
Dark blue Montreal police mobile command van parked outside an Économisez Plus store beneath heavy gray clouds. Large “POLICE” markings, rooftop equipment, French text, shopping carts, a Canadian flag, and an expansive cracked asphalt parking lot dominate the scene.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 10h
Digger (2026)
Bob the Builder, a stop-motion construction character, stands in a colourful garden holding a shovel beside several freshly dug holes. Wearing a yellow hard hat, plaid shirt and tool belt, the figure works outside a pastel house, with flowers nearby.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 10h
Gonna need you to Pokémon go to the polls
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Hilary Clinton Shimmy and Dab
Alt: Hilary Clinton Shimmy and Dab
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 20h
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Man's Hilarious Thumbs Up Gesture
Alt: Jim Carrey Thumbs Up Gesture
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 03/10/2026
when DMX said, "y'all gonna make me lose my mind," I really felt that
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Born on this day: Tommy Lee, is a musician and co-founder of glam metal giants Mötley Crüe. Renowned for high-octane drumming and elaborate stage setups, he also fronted Methods of Mayhem and released solo projects.
Actor Tommy Lee Jones poses in character as Agent K from Men in Black 3. He wears a dark pinstriped suit, white dress shirt, and patterned tie, facing forward with a stern expression against a muted grey studio backdrop. Ok but now imagine him steering a boat with his dick. Look it up.
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 21h
I’m not worried about joining a cult, not because I think I’m too smart to fall for one, but because I’m annoying enough that I’d get kicked out pretty quickly.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 23h
🙏🏾
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 23h
It’s gotta be by now 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lol’d irl
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They should allow gifs for passport photos.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Best case scenario
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m fascinated by all of this. How will it end? 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Psychotic. Him, not you
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Passport photo got rejected because I’m ‘too shiny’. Bitch I’m glowing! ✨
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Neon Dance with Glow Lights
Alt: Neon Dance with Glow Lights
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Julie swingnin by to follow your ass
Mary Poppins flying through a blue, cloudy sky while holding a black umbrella above her head and a large carpetbag in her other hand.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Get his ass, Paul would want that!
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!”
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I asked ChatGPT if we should regulate AI and it said no.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who said that? 👨🏾‍🦯
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Anthony Starr's Laser Eyes in The Boys
ALT: Anthony Starr's Laser Eyes in The Boys
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ok but that’s next level 😅
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Born on this day: Tommy Lee, is a musician and co-founder of glam metal giants Mötley Crüe. Renowned for high-octane drumming and elaborate stage setups, he also fronted Methods of Mayhem and released solo projects.
Actor Tommy Lee Jones poses in character as Agent K from Men in Black 3. He wears a dark pinstriped suit, white dress shirt, and patterned tie, facing forward with a stern expression against a muted grey studio backdrop. Ok but now imagine him steering a boat with his dick. Look it up.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absolutely.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Putting my contact lenses in so I can find my glasses I lost in the bed 👨🏾‍🦯
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No that’s Bette!
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah!
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I asked her if she wanted to watch some guitar videos with me before bed so she’s on my lap 😌
The back of Bette, a dark tabby cat, perched on my lap on a bed and facing an open laptop. The screen shows a video of a smiling long-haired guitarist playing a light blue electric guitar in a shop full of instruments. A rumpled cream blanket covers the bed, with an abstract brown-and-gold painting on the wall behind.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look we've all been dancing around it for some time now
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wish cats could do chores. They wouldn't, but that'd be cool.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You don’t have to thank me that was smart on your part 🙏🏾
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bananas
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well well well. You guys get mad at me but look who understands the joke 😏
This is a screenshot of a social media profile for "Jenifer Aniston" with the handle @iseec89.bsky.social. The profile includes a bio that reads, "Living, laughing & loving the little things. Coffee, good people, happy dogs & a little bit of sunshine." Below the bio, there is a reposted post from "Patrickworld" featuring a photo of the actress Jennifer Aniston, accompanied by text describing Rachel Maddow.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’d go see this but they have to kill Andrew Shultz in the first 90 seconds
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tried ordering books online and Amex froze my account for fraudulent behavior. They're like, this bitch doesn't read, and I totally get it.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have you tried eating too much candy about it
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
'Oh you're home today'

A brown tabby cat named Bette stands on a folded light blue blanket on a bed. She has her tail held high and straight up, looking intently toward the camera. In the foreground, the neck and headstock of a guitar lie across the floral-patterned bedding. Behind her is a window with white horizontal blinds letting in soft natural light.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You did the right thing.
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bill Maher is in a strange social space where it’s actually quite weird that he hasn’t had Bill Cosby over to smoke weed in his basement
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😞
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Right?!
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ghosts are classist, which is why you never hear about haunted doublewide trailers
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Born on this day: Gordon Sumner, better known as Sting, transformed from a schoolteacher into a global rock icon. As the lead singer of The Police and a prolific solo artist, the 17-time Grammy winner built a timeless catalog spanning rock, jazz, and worldbeat.
Professional wrestler Steve Borden, performing as Sting in All Elite Wrestling (AEW), speaks into an AEW-branded microphone in a wrestling ring. He wears iconic black-and-white face paint, a scorpion-graphic shirt, and a black jacket. Look some of these are so on the nose but if I didn’t do it, a ton of you guys would post this pic in the comments.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Arthur Fist
Alt: Arthur Fist
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Get it!
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