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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸

@patrickworld.bsky.social
13K followers 1.5K following 15K posts

DM’s only. Classically untrained music guy, cat guy, guitar guy, online guy. Criminally underrated, dishwasher safe (top rack), a sitting contradiction. Born in the north and sworn to entertain ya 🇨🇦😼 PS I’m kidding 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 11h
'Hello, I'd like to report a murder. At the box office'
Actor Tom Cruise as sports agent Jerry Maguire in Jerry Maguire speaks intently on a 90s cell phone with an antenna. He wears a white dress shirt with a loosened patterned tie, looking directly ahead with an intense, earnest expression.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 14h
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
A meme featuring the character James Doakes from the TV show Dexter, looking intensely at the camera with the subtitle "SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER."
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 18h
Reacher (2022)
Person in an oversized orange hoodie stands against a plain white wall, arms edited to appear absurdly elongated across the frame. One hand holds a small yellow-green cup, the other a fork.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Born on this day: AC/DC's legendary frontman, Brian Johnson, defined rock with his iconic flat cap and high-octane vocals. Stepping up after Bon Scott, he powered Back in Black, fronting stadium-shaking anthems and solidifying his legacy in rock history.
News anchor Brian Williams smiles warmly while holding a black microphone. He wears a navy suit, white collared shirt, and matching patterned blue tie. The background features warm, amber lighting with geometric patterns on stage. Double header today. I couldn’t let this one go. Rock on.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Haters will say it’s fake but this is Shaq holding a cello
Shaquille O'Neal stands on the TNT broadcast studio set wearing a light-colored dress shirt, patterned tie, and gray slacks. He focuses downward as he plays an acoustic acoustic guitar that looks unusually small in his large hands.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Born on this day: Neil deGrasse Tyson is an astrophysicist, author, and science communicator who directs the Hayden Planetarium in New York. Known for making the cosmos accessible, he hosts StarTalk and champions scientific literacy with wit, clarity, and enthusiasm.
Former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson sits at a wooden table during a book signing event. Wearing a black t-shirt, he holds an open book with a pen nearby, seated in front of a green backdrop. If you’re mad at this joke it’s because you’re a nerd.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey your Uber's here
Dark blue Montreal police mobile command van parked outside an Économisez Plus store beneath heavy gray clouds. Large “POLICE” markings, rooftop equipment, French text, shopping carts, a Canadian flag, and an expansive cracked asphalt parking lot dominate the scene.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Digger (2026)
Bob the Builder, a stop-motion construction character, stands in a colourful garden holding a shovel beside several freshly dug holes. Wearing a yellow hard hat, plaid shirt and tool belt, the figure works outside a pastel house, with flowers nearby.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Julie swingnin by to follow your ass
Mary Poppins flying through a blue, cloudy sky while holding a black umbrella above her head and a large carpetbag in her other hand.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Born on this day: Tommy Lee, is a musician and co-founder of glam metal giants Mötley Crüe. Renowned for high-octane drumming and elaborate stage setups, he also fronted Methods of Mayhem and released solo projects.
Actor Tommy Lee Jones poses in character as Agent K from Men in Black 3. He wears a dark pinstriped suit, white dress shirt, and patterned tie, facing forward with a stern expression against a muted grey studio backdrop. Ok but now imagine him steering a boat with his dick. Look it up.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I asked her if she wanted to watch some guitar videos with me before bed so she’s on my lap 😌
The back of Bette, a dark tabby cat, perched on my lap on a bed and facing an open laptop. The screen shows a video of a smiling long-haired guitarist playing a light blue electric guitar in a shop full of instruments. A rumpled cream blanket covers the bed, with an abstract brown-and-gold painting on the wall behind.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well well well. You guys get mad at me but look who understands the joke 😏
This is a screenshot of a social media profile for "Jenifer Aniston" with the handle @iseec89.bsky.social. The profile includes a bio that reads, "Living, laughing & loving the little things. Coffee, good people, happy dogs & a little bit of sunshine." Below the bio, there is a reposted post from "Patrickworld" featuring a photo of the actress Jennifer Aniston, accompanied by text describing Rachel Maddow.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
'Oh you're home today'

A brown tabby cat named Bette stands on a folded light blue blanket on a bed. She has her tail held high and straight up, looking intently toward the camera. In the foreground, the neck and headstock of a guitar lie across the floral-patterned bedding. Behind her is a window with white horizontal blinds letting in soft natural light.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Born on this day: Gordon Sumner, better known as Sting, transformed from a schoolteacher into a global rock icon. As the lead singer of The Police and a prolific solo artist, the 17-time Grammy winner built a timeless catalog spanning rock, jazz, and worldbeat.
Professional wrestler Steve Borden, performing as Sting in All Elite Wrestling (AEW), speaks into an AEW-branded microphone in a wrestling ring. He wears iconic black-and-white face paint, a scorpion-graphic shirt, and a black jacket. Look some of these are so on the nose but if I didn’t do it, a ton of you guys would post this pic in the comments.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Great news: The guitar I wanted, but didn't need, but was considering even though I don't need it, but I would have really liked it cuz it was super cool (even though I absolutely do not need it) has been sold.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Saw a really good deal on a really cool guitar that I really don't need. 😐
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is why you've gotta check your spam folder from time to time. My ship has come in and it's over for you hoes. Thank you Mr. Buffet and GOODBYE FOREVER

Screenshot of an unread email notification showing a suspected scam email. The sender is listed as "Warren Buffett" with a circular avatar featuring the initials "WB". The timestamp shows "Yesterday". The subject line reads "Re: Congratulations." and the preview text reads, "Hello, Congratulations, the amount of $4,750,500.00 USD was donated to you by The Buffett Foundation. For more information about the foundation and how..."
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Born on this day: Fran Drescher, the iconic American actress, writer, and former SAG-AFTRA president. Best known for creating and starring in The Nanny, her signature voice, quick comedy, and distinctive look have made her an enduring favorite.
Fran Lebowitz smiling slightly in a close-up portrait. She has dark hair styled in her signature bob and wears round tortoise-shell glasses, a crisp white button-up shirt with a collar pin, and a black jacket. Ok but imagine her as your nanny. You would have turned out way different. For instance you wouldn’t be online criticizing people’s right to make dumb jokes. Now go to your room and think about what you’ve done.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you guys like ADVNTRE? HKNG? MNTN CLMBNG? FSHNG? ZP LNE? SWMMNG?
Black Hyundai Kona Electric with Quebec plate “ADVNTRE” drives on a gray highway under cloudy skies, surrounded by trucks and greenery. The car’s taillights glow faintly, its sleek hatchback design reflecting muted daylight.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Born on this day: Halsey, American singer‑songwriter celebrated for her genre‑blending pop and alternative sound, poetic lyricism, and bold visual storytelling. She's known for chart‑topping albums, outspoken activism, and redefining modern artistry through vulnerability and creative independence.
Daryl Hall, American singer‑songwriter known for Hall & Oates, gazes directly at the camera with pale blue eyes and tousled blond hair. His leather jacket and softly lit pastel background evoke 1980s pop‑rock glamour and understated confidence. I could have gone in a few different directions but I think this one is fun.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Born on this day: Hilary Duff, American actor‑singer who rose to fame through Lizzie McGuire, built a long career in film, TV, and pop music, later becoming a bestselling author and producer known for her upbeat style and enduring cultural impact.
Hillary Clinton speaking at the 2024 Democratic National Convention. Pretty straightforward I thought. I can’t see anyone taking issue with this at all. It’s bulletproof really.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Born on this day: Lil Wayne, American rapper, songwriter, and record executive known for his inventive wordplay, prolific output, and influence on modern hip‑hop. Rising from Cash Money Records, he shaped rap's mixtape era and inspired countless new artists.
David Mazouz dressed as young Bruce Wayne from Gotham, standing in a sleek corporate lobby wearing a dark pinstripe suit, white shirt, and striped tie. His expression is composed and mature, evoking early billionaire poise and quiet determination. I’m gonna assume you nerds are gonna get this one and not give me too much grief?
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's always Caturday really

Smiling man (me) in beige headphones and dark shirt leans close behind his tabby cat Bette whose green eyes and whiskers dominate the foreground. The bright indoor background contrasts with their warm tones, capturing a relaxed, affectionate moment between person and pet.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Born on this day: Serena Williams is an American professional tennis player who revolutionized the sport. She won 23 Grand Slam singles titles, the most in the Open Era, and held the world No. 1 ranking for 319 weeks.
Selena Gomez poses mid‑swing on a pastel tennis court for Rare Beauty’s “Tennis” campaign, wearing a white sleeveless collared top and pleated skirt with pink trim and wristband, surrounded by branded pink walls, ball cart, and scattered yellow tennis balls. It’s ok to be mad about this but it’s not ok to tell me. It’s ok to delete your account in protest though, that’s always a great option.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Get it?
Rear view of a bright red Dodge Ram Rebel 4x4 pickup truck stopped on a sunny multi-lane city street. The vehicle features a Quebec license plate reading CLIFFRD, with utility poles and traffic lights overhead. Don’t worry I wasn’t driving.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Born on this day: Scottie Pippen is an American former professional basketball player. He won six NBA championships with the Chicago Bulls and two Olympic gold medals. Considered one of the greatest small forwards ever, he is a Hall of Fame inductee.
James Doohan as Montgomery “Scotty” Scott on Star Trek (1966), wearing a red Starfleet engineering uniform with gold braid and insignia, holding a communicator in the Enterprise’s control room, surrounded by colorful indicator lights and futuristic panels. Try not to get too upset over this sports/sci-fi mashup, this is all in good fun.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy #925 👩‍🦳to those who celebrate
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And guess what? IT’S IN YOUR PERVERT GLASSES RIGHT NOW!
Bono wearing sunglasses and a dark shirt.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh dude I had no idea, by all means don't let me in
The rear of a dark grey BMW with a license plate that reads CHOSEN1.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#BREAKING Meta has launched a new device
A blue fleshlight
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You know what I hope I never have? A 'brief illness'. Also 'complications' I never wanna get those either
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jealous? 💅🏾
A screenshot of a Bluesky chat request from a very fake Morgan FairChild (@m0rgfair.bsky.social) saying “Hello Patrick”. There are buttons to Accept or Reject the request. What do you think I did?
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Born on this day: Jason Alexander, American actor, comedian, and director best known for portraying George Costanza on Seinfeld. His sharp timing, neurotic charm, and Broadway roots made him a defining figure in 1990s television and stage comedy.
Jason Statham as Frank Martin in The Transporter, wearing a dark pinstripe suit and white shirt, aims a silver handgun with intense focus. His bald head and steely expression dominate the frame against a blurred brick wall, evoking controlled, cinematic tension. Admit it; the logic of this joke is flawless.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sleep or do not sleep, there is no 'nap' 🧘🏾‍♂️
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Born on this day: Tommy Lasorda, the fiery longtime Dodgers manager whose larger‑than‑life personality, World Series wins, and devotion to baseball made him an enduring icon. His passionate leadership, humor, and loyalty shaped generations of players and cemented his Hall of Fame legacy.
Tommy Lee, drummer of Mötley Crüe, stands on a baseball field in gray uniform and backward cap, grinning while gripping a Louisville Slugger bat. His tattooed arms, sunglasses, and playful stance capture a celebrity softball moment under bright afternoon light. Yeah I live for these ones. Big stretch, I hear ya.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
‘sup?’ - Bette
My cat Bette curled up on a bed
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Born on this day: Stephen King is an American author and the undisputed "King of Horror." With over fifty novels and hundreds of short stories, his iconic works like Carrie and The Shining have terrified millions worldwide.
Legendary blues guitarist B.B. King sits inside his tour bus, dressed in a black tuxedo with a shimmering gold‑and‑bronze patterned jacket, glasses perched low as he concentrates on signing autographs. Warm recessed lighting and wood paneling frame the intimate backstage moment. Surely this is the right photo for this post!
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Born on this day: Sophia Loren, the iconic Italian actress whose magnetic presence, Oscar‑winning talent, and timeless elegance made her a global symbol of cinematic glamour. Rising from postwar hardship, she built a legendary career defined by strength, beauty, and unforgettable screen charisma.
Estelle Getty as Sophia Petrillo from The Golden Girls, wearing a dark brocade blouse with a cameo brooch and oversized glasses, her silver curls neatly styled against a vivid pink backdrop, smiling with a mischievous, knowing expression that captures her character’s sharp wit. IYKYK. This is one of those ones where I expect people to go ‘I don’t get it’ or ‘this is tenuous at best’. Anyway, you guys know what’s up.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Name a Pokémon, wrong answers only.
Peter Sarsgaard
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Here comes Caturday™
A tabby cat named Bette standing on a patterned blanket.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh shit look what was in my drafts folder 🙄
Official U.S. Selective Service System induction order mailed October 20 1967 to chess grandmaster Robert Fischer of Union, New Jersey, directing him to report November 1 1967 at 7:10 a.m. in Elizabeth, NJ; signed by clerk Graham M. Schilling.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When it's your birthday at work but the person in charge of buying the cake gets the kind THEY like 🙄
Pope Francis stands outside St. Peter’s Basilica, smiling as he observes a luminous green glass sphere being presented by attendants in dark suits. Sunlight glints off the sculpture’s textured surface while dignitaries in blue ties look on respectfully behind him.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
'hi, my son has a ducktors appointment'
Michael Jackson wearing a turquoise sweater, white shirt, and red bow tie, arm around Howard the Duck, the 1986 film’s animatronic character. Jackson’s dark sunglasses and curly hair contrast with Howard’s orange beak and white feathers in this surreal backstage photo.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The time my folks had that weird 'party' with their friends from work. I think it was allergy season cuz I heard everybody sniffling in the basement
Overhead shot of the band Fleetwood Mac lying together on a mattress against a black background. Clockwise from top left: Mick Fleetwood with eyes closed, Stevie Nicks in a white gown, John McVie reading a magazine, and Lindsey Buckingham embracing Christine McVie at the bottom.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The internet remains undefeated
A street scene shows a blonde woman in a blue European Union–themed top, a man wearing a Canadian-flag shirt looking backward, and a person resembling Donald Trump in an American-flag dress.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok but one thing at a time maybe?
Retail store interior featuring a mix of holiday displays, with Halloween inflatables including a ghost atop a tombstone and a jack-o'-lantern positioned near Christmas snowmen and a nutcracker on high shelves, while costume packages hang below.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have lowered my interest rate. I have never been less interested
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you go on Polymarket right now you can bet on nvm I just ate the Snickers
A small red‑and‑yellow apple sits on a light gray tabletop beside a wrapped Snickers chocolate bar. The candy’s brown wrapper shows the bold blue‑and‑white logo and nutrition details, contrasting the natural fruit with a processed sweet snack.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Iran war will end once Ed Sheeran's tour is cancelled* *no refunds
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Scum of the Earth will not be opening for Ed Sheeran
Members of the fictional punk band Scum of the Earth crowd around a cluttered late‑1970s radio‑station console, leaning toward a broadcast microphone. Long hair, denim, leather, and chaotic energy dominate the frame as they pose mid‑interview in the WKRP in Cincinnati universe.
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