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Joey

@joeylrios.bsky.social
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Engineer, Dad, Magic the Gathering Player. I'm really cool on LinkedIn, but lost over here.

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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My friend has multiple goblin commander decks. He's always said: "man, I love goblins, but wish I could have more David Bowie in here." Buddy, have I got something for you to see.
Secret Lair drop called "Fear me, Love me" with multiple cards featuring David Bowie from Labyrinth.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Two men sit in chairs surrounded by book. The older one says "Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Yet those who do study history are doomed to stand by helplessly while everyone else repeats it."
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have decided to walk away from pie making. My pies were getting more delicious daily. Eventually they would be so delicious, that all of humanity would avoid other foods. I had to draw a picture my pie because it was too dangerous to reveal too much of my IP* with a photo. (incredible pies)
A human drawing of a delicious pie.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In Rogue One, when the Death Star fires on the Scarif base, you may have thought it odd the base wasn't directly hit. There are two key plot/storytelling reasons for this. I love Rogue One dearly and haven't seen this explained elsewhere. If it has, LMK. Join me on this mini-thread. (1/4)
Single from from Rogue one where the blast from the Death Star hits the top of the tower and strikes some distance away from the base itself due to the angle.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This “game” on the White House website, a version of Snake where you play as a white man in a suit and you run around picking up identifiably black, Asian, and Latino men and putting them in orange jumpsuits, might be the most openly white supremacist thing I’ve ever seen the US government produce
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I assume what AP means is: "Lies about noncitizen voting are being used by Trump to attack elections his party is set to lose and to set up an authoritarian effort to overturn the results" If so, they should just say that.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I made a Bruse Tarl, Roving Rancher deck for brawl on Arena and it's pretty OP. (ox poop).
Bruse Tarl, Roving Rancher
{2}{R}{W}
Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

Oxen you control have double strike.

Whenever Bruse Tarl enters or attacks, exile the top card of your library. If it’s a land card, create a 2/2 white Ox creature token. Otherwise, you may cast it until the end of your next turn.

“I find a world where the herds finally listen to me, but now the plants have an attitude?”

4/3
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
im a small government conservative and i want the presidents secret police force to have lightning gloves
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"I'd like to return this free copy of School Daze" An amazing line from In Living Color that has stuck with me for decades.
Screenshot from In Living Color. Woman talking to Spike Lee (played by Tommy Davidson) handing him a VHS copy of his movie School Daze.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is why they say 4-0 is the most dangerous lead in soccer.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Instead of complaining about the harshness of a 2nd yellow, how about don't flop?
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
@magic.wizards.com thanks for wasting another 30 minutes of my life. Just time box the sale. We are OK waiting a little longer for delivery as a tradeoff for the sacred privilege of giving you money for things.
Secret Lair message indicating sold out items 31 minutes after sale started.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Is it ivermectin? I bet it's ivermectin. www.npr.org/2026/06/13/n...
npr.org
4 things to know about the new sunscreen ingredient the FDA approved
The Food and Drug Administration approved a new sunscreen ingredient in the U.S. for the first time in 20 years. It's been used for decades in Europe and Asia.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I should call him.
cluster of blue balloons with the center one deflated.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I keep thinking how lucky we are that the best negotiator in the US for our most consequential talks just happens to be the President's son-in-law. We don't even have to vet him or anything.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Mono white Ennis. Master debater.
New Magic the Gathering card entitled "Ennis, Debate Moderator"
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Why are we still paying taxes? www.politico.com/news/2026/03...
Chart showing sharp decrease of FEMA accepting disaster support requests for Democratic states under Trump.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Why do I feel like Trump just watched that Mamdani video where he mentions slashing New York City spending including a bloated budget for stationery?
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Just don't bring it to my bracket 2 pod. Cool art though.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
A fun thing about getting more forgetful is that sometimes I'll buy a snack, put it in my desk for a bit later, completely forget it, then discover it another day, making me quite happy in that moment.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Folks, LMK if you need me to forward this important email to you.
Screenshot of email subject that says "Your last chance to see HOLE"
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Updated an old deck. Don't think I made it better.
Picture of Obi Wan Kenobi saying "It's more nonbo than deck now"
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Feels like most takes on breaking bracket definitions has to do with folks just wanting mass land denial in lower brackets. Like that's the main argument really. "Worldfire in this deck is totally casual." And "we all have a different definition of mass land denial." #mtg edhrec.com/articles/com...
edhrec.com
Commander Philosophy — Playing With Brackets at Home | EDHREC
Should the Bracket System be used differently with random people at your LGS than with your regular game group? Let's talk.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
My @pantspants.bsky.social gallery grows. Love this new Numbers Guy one.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Just wanted to say I'm proud of my letterboxd rating curve.
A bar graph showing movie ratings for a user. A nice bell curve.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Even though they are running out of you, they have plenty of parking.
A sign that says "Jerky Store Parking" as seen through a car window.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
We went on a one-night trip last weekend. One night. Are there any clues in this photo of our supplies that my wife is Indian?
A couple of suitcases, a shoebox, and an InstaPot in the back of a car.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
When you pay for Priority Shipping, your package gets the royal treatment with a tour of The Bay.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I bought Secret Wars off the shelf when it came out. This cover with The Hulk holding up the mountain was something that always stuck with me. As much as I hate giving in to nostalgia, I'm going to have to have this card. #MTGxMarvel
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
When you have you have 5hrs of meetings starting at 6am with no breaks.
Closeup of a sign that says "11:00 am is when your day ends"
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
finally
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
If you run a comedy club and don't do regular open mics, you are doing the art form a disservice.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
In Spain. Found the bean guy.
Statue of a man with inscription Goya.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Finally, more canned spinach.
News screenshot stating Popeyes will shift focus to core menu.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Ghalta let me down this weekend. Has me thinking about new mono-green commanders. #magicthegathering
Distracted boyfriend meme: "Me" looks at "Tifa Lockhart" while "Ghalta" looks at "me".
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Just found out I'm 93% lead.
Photo of a hand holding a boba drink. Headline reads "is bubble tea safe to drink? New report reveals it could contain lead."
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Hey, what are you up to?
Box of some kind of lotion called "AmLactin"
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Had to use the "Other" box when cancelling my Disney+ subscription.
An online form asking "Please tell us why you canceled."  The "Other" selection is highlighted with typed in reason stating "Disney bows to fascists."
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Lol. Someone wants a: 1. Pardon 2. Ambassadorship 3. Cabinet position 4. Federal contract 5. Tax relief Or some combination thereof.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
At the amusement park with my son yesterday. He wanted to play some games, but I said no way, didn't trust it. Too many red flags.
A place for carnival games called "Games Galery" outside. Several red flags on the roof.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I hope they named him something fun, like "Footlong Fred" or "Extra Pickles Pete."
Headline reading "Subway names new CEO"
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
At the Indian grocery store and I think a new, cruel nickname just dropped. Feel free to use in your friend groups.
A plastic food container with a label "Chundo" for $3.99.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I didn't read the article, but if "potato salad" isn't on the list, we know it's bogus.
Headline for an article entitled "12 things you should never store in an outdoor shed" with a thumbnail photo of a cute white and yellow shed.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I don't know who gave a general heads up on this a couple weeks ago here on Bluesky, but I sincerely thank you. Super psyched for this show.
Screenshot showing that purchase of tickets for "Evil Dead in Concert" is complete.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
There's no discourse to be had with these people. Now they are advocating public torture of a sitting governor. abcnews.go.com/Politics/spe...
abcnews.go.com
Speaker Johnson, backing Trump's LA actions, says Newsom should be 'tarred and feathered'
Other Republicans support Trump's decision to deploy National Guard and Marines.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Imagine going to your dentist and sitting in the waiting room for an hour and then they come out and say "we're all out of x-rays, sorry." At least the dentist will get you in and give you what you came for. This sucks, @magic.wizards.com.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Can't wait for all the democratic politicians to have strongly worded concerns on all the Sunday news shows. That'll show 'em they mean business.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
GIF with the text "Let them fight"
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Me gifting our 23-year-old, 350K-mile Honda CRV to my son when he turns 16:
A Magic card called "From Father to Son" that allows a player to search for a vehicle card.
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Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Wife texting me: Are you out buying more Magic cards? Me:
Screenshot from the show Andor showing Saw Gerrera say "You have no idea where I am."
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