Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My friend has multiple goblin commander decks. He's always said: "man, I love goblins, but wish I could have more David Bowie in here." Buddy, have I got something for you to see. 000
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I have decided to walk away from pie making. My pies were getting more delicious daily. Eventually they would be so delicious, that all of humanity would avoid other foods. I had to draw a picture my pie because it was too dangerous to reveal too much of my IP* with a photo. (incredible pies) 001
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 09/09/2026In Rogue One, when the Death Star fires on the Scarif base, you may have thought it odd the base wasn't directly hit. There are two key plot/storytelling reasons for this. I love Rogue One dearly and haven't seen this explained elsewhere. If it has, LMK. Join me on this mini-thread. (1/4) 100
Reposted by JoeyWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This “game” on the White House website, a version of Snake where you play as a white man in a suit and you run around picking up identifiably black, Asian, and Latino men and putting them in orange jumpsuits, might be the most openly white supremacist thing I’ve ever seen the US government produce 12935001234
Reposted by JoeyMarc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I assume what AP means is: "Lies about noncitizen voting are being used by Trump to attack elections his party is set to lose and to set up an authoritarian effort to overturn the results" If so, they should just say that. 11235581225
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I made a Bruse Tarl, Roving Rancher deck for brawl on Arena and it's pretty OP. (ox poop). 000
Reposted by JoeyAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12/08/2026im a small government conservative and i want the presidents secret police force to have lightning gloves 161144207
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 07/08/2026"I'd like to return this free copy of School Daze" An amazing line from In Living Color that has stuck with me for decades. 000
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 18/07/2026This is why they say 4-0 is the most dangerous lead in soccer. 000
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Instead of complaining about the harshness of a 2nd yellow, how about don't flop? 000
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 15/06/2026@magic.wizards.com thanks for wasting another 30 minutes of my life. Just time box the sale. We are OK waiting a little longer for delivery as a tradeoff for the sacred privilege of giving you money for things. 000
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Is it ivermectin? I bet it's ivermectin. www.npr.org/2026/06/13/n...npr.org4 things to know about the new sunscreen ingredient the FDA approvedThe Food and Drug Administration approved a new sunscreen ingredient in the U.S. for the first time in 20 years. It's been used for decades in Europe and Asia. 000
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I keep thinking how lucky we are that the best negotiator in the US for our most consequential talks just happens to be the President's son-in-law. We don't even have to vet him or anything. 000
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Why are we still paying taxes? www.politico.com/news/2026/03... 000
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Why do I feel like Trump just watched that Mamdani video where he mentions slashing New York City spending including a bloated budget for stationery? 000
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Just don't bring it to my bracket 2 pod. Cool art though. 000
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 21/02/2026A fun thing about getting more forgetful is that sometimes I'll buy a snack, put it in my desk for a bit later, completely forget it, then discover it another day, making me quite happy in that moment. 000
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Folks, LMK if you need me to forward this important email to you. 000
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Feels like most takes on breaking bracket definitions has to do with folks just wanting mass land denial in lower brackets. Like that's the main argument really. "Worldfire in this deck is totally casual." And "we all have a different definition of mass land denial." #mtg edhrec.com/articles/com...edhrec.comCommander Philosophy — Playing With Brackets at Home | EDHRECShould the Bracket System be used differently with random people at your LGS than with your regular game group? Let's talk. 000
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 02/02/2026My @pantspants.bsky.social gallery grows. Love this new Numbers Guy one. 000
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Just wanted to say I'm proud of my letterboxd rating curve. 000
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Even though they are running out of you, they have plenty of parking. 000
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 17/12/2025We went on a one-night trip last weekend. One night. Are there any clues in this photo of our supplies that my wife is Indian? 010
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 10/12/2025When you pay for Priority Shipping, your package gets the royal treatment with a tour of The Bay. 010
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 09/12/2025I bought Secret Wars off the shelf when it came out. This cover with The Hulk holding up the mountain was something that always stuck with me. As much as I hate giving in to nostalgia, I'm going to have to have this card. #MTGxMarvel 020
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 09/12/2025When you have you have 5hrs of meetings starting at 6am with no breaks. 000
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 12/11/2025If you run a comedy club and don't do regular open mics, you are doing the art form a disservice. 010
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Ghalta let me down this weekend. Has me thinking about new mono-green commanders. #magicthegathering 020
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Had to use the "Other" box when cancelling my Disney+ subscription. 010
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Lol. Someone wants a: 1. Pardon 2. Ambassadorship 3. Cabinet position 4. Federal contract 5. Tax relief Or some combination thereof. 000
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 27/07/2025At the amusement park with my son yesterday. He wanted to play some games, but I said no way, didn't trust it. Too many red flags. 020
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 22/07/2025I hope they named him something fun, like "Footlong Fred" or "Extra Pickles Pete." 010
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 19/07/2025At the Indian grocery store and I think a new, cruel nickname just dropped. Feel free to use in your friend groups. 000
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 29/06/2025I didn't read the article, but if "potato salad" isn't on the list, we know it's bogus. 000
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I don't know who gave a general heads up on this a couple weeks ago here on Bluesky, but I sincerely thank you. Super psyched for this show. 010
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 10/06/2025There's no discourse to be had with these people. Now they are advocating public torture of a sitting governor. abcnews.go.com/Politics/spe...abcnews.go.comSpeaker Johnson, backing Trump's LA actions, says Newsom should be 'tarred and feathered'Other Republicans support Trump's decision to deploy National Guard and Marines. 010
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Imagine going to your dentist and sitting in the waiting room for an hour and then they come out and say "we're all out of x-rays, sorry." At least the dentist will get you in and give you what you came for. This sucks, @magic.wizards.com. 000
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Can't wait for all the democratic politicians to have strongly worded concerns on all the Sunday news shows. That'll show 'em they mean business. 000
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Me gifting our 23-year-old, 350K-mile Honda CRV to my son when he turns 16: 000
Joey @joeylrios.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Wife texting me: Are you out buying more Magic cards? Me: 010