Egg @patob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Your THREE TIME DEFENDING AL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS the Cleveland Guardians 000
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Even as an avowed SEC hater, college football is a lot more fun when Florida is good 000
Reposted by EggMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Cleaning my son's room and found his bluesky account open on his school laptop to a draft that said "smoking that shit that made dolores give claibirth". We do not know what it means, but we are deactivating Xfinity high speed home internet effective 8 am Monday morning. 171235101
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The daily challenges in Slay the Spire 2 rely wayyyyy too much on Terminal 010
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Its always some fucker with an anime avatar. Blocking that shit on sight now. 010
Reposted by EggChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Ocarina of Time is mostly about the differences between childhood and manhood, which mainly that boils down to having three pairs of shoes that you have to cycle through regularly instead of one. 394989988
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I really wanted to be the first person to write a joke so shitty that I had to to got another website to defend my friend that everyone hates, so you can imagine how disappointed I am today 010
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Gotta take every opportunity to talk up the big numbers a rapist did I guess 010
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Someday I aspire to have a wikipedia picture as good as Craig Brewer's 010
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Really think a lot of the GTA 6 handwringing is misplaced. It’s going to be a very good game that makes more money than most countries GDPs. It just isn’t going to be replicable at all so you aren’t going to be able to glean any ideas about the broader state of things from it 010
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I’ll truly never understand the mindset it takes to go on a website, shit on it and it’s userbase, and then act affronted when you get pushback 010
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Much like bodegas or being able to buy coffee, seems like celebrating a winning team is one of those “only in New York” things 010
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 06/06/2026All of my Knicks posts are done with the utmost love, but my god, you are New York, no one is ever going to feel like you’re underdogs. If you’re going to post, post arrogant. The smol beans shit is lame as hell. 120
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Knicks only won because they got past the crucible that is the Cleveland Cavaliers 000
Reposted by EggRyan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 29/05/2026Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image. 21974162070
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Look I have nothing against Eoin but you could separate plasma with how much my eyes are rolling at this. Like yeah, Colbert on CBS can be lame but c’mon 001
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Knicks fans in shambles after watching Cleveland once again prove it is a better basketball city than New York 100
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I don’t use the word hero often but the guy who just got on metro, opened a can of tuna, and started vaping is one 100
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Must be that every voter in Maine is on BlueSky. Can’t think of any other reason Ryan Grim is doing what he’s doing 000
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 03/03/2026The worst new post template is easily “you don’t hate [x] enough” 000
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Unfortunately they've pulled the Kid Rock and RFK Jr. video for making the Top Gun volleyball scene look "too normal" 000
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Is anyone of note on BlueSky actually pushing Newsom or are we just all arguing with randos? 000
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Is Gold Zone really showing Chloe Kim’s run from yesterday again? Like just show curling, it’s fine. If I wanted to watch packaged events I wouldn’t be watching gold zone 000
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Just saw my first “bend the knee” post of the 2028 cycle. They happen earlier and earlier every time, truly inspiring stuff 000
Reposted by EggThe Sleeper's Sleep @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Renfeild: I booked your passage on the Demeter, master Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert 61801294
Reposted by EggNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Normally don’t do this, but the Twin Cities are occupied and there are a lot of folks I know who are helping people with very acute needs. I know a lot of good folks out there have offered to help or want to know how they can help, so I may occasionally boost fundraisers for folk or causes I trust. 161779276
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Man, there needs to be a way I can mute users who are really going through it for like 24 hours. Buncha temporarily melted brains on here today. 020
Reposted by Eggdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Bad Dudes (1988) predicted this 019517
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 10/11/2025They’re saying if we make this same joke 3 more times 2016 won’t happen. (No shade at all to Tim or Bill, but man, they are two of like 15 people on my timeline making this joke) 000
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 08/11/2025@janecoaston.bsky.social Purdue running the all PI offense against Ohio State 000
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 26/10/2025It was very kind of college football to not counterprogram the World Series with anything remotely interesting 010
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 28/09/2025I like Carl Beijer more often than not but man, we need to get him back on Twitter so he can actually argue with people he disagrees with, rather than finding things to get mad at people 10-20% less to the left than him 100
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 27/09/2025How much do you want to bet that State Farm thought Captain of Captain and Tennille was still alive when they greenlit that “you needed this Captain, got this one” ad 000
Reposted by EggLAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 24/09/2025That dick is trash, got it. 511914
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Imagine making a point so bad that Michael Tracey is able to dunk on you 031
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 31/08/2025They aren't allowed to just say "tigers" to refer to one of the teams in this game 000
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Imagine disliking a sports team so much that you stan for Dave Portnoy. Couldn’t be me 020
Egg @patob.bsky.social · 17/08/2025There should be a filter on here for when you can tell posters you like are in a bad mood 010
Reposted by Eggbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 01/08/2025why does the left have to talk about men getting laid. i’m not here to help other men find love. who am i, bagger vance. he’s got his own problems. spike lee had a term for it but i dont feel comfortable repeating it here. that said, it was a bad movie either way. golf’s not a sport either 3832
