Rufus T. Barleysheath @pate-ah-choo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Gay Bill Maher: new rule - Democrats have to admit that Nicki clocked their tea, mawma 001
Reposted by Rufus T. BarleysheathMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 10995883656
Reposted by Rufus T. Barleysheathlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/09/2026DETECTIVE: If you don't step on it we'll be spending Christmas at the airport! REACHER BUT HE SECRETLY COORDINATED THE LOCKERBIE BOMBING: Not the first time I've heard that. DETECTIVE: You ever missed a flight, Reacher? REACHER: In a manner of speaking. 623511
Reposted by Rufus T. BarleysheathWaikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 20/08/2026(Relating insane experience involving money) “And it says a Lot about Society.” You are the almighty consumer, the only remaining protected class in American life. Act like it 1312
Reposted by Rufus T. BarleysheathAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 30/07/2026 67116
Rufus T. Barleysheath @pate-ah-choo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Local Gay Boy Goes OFF On Community Garden Group Chat Can he SAY that?? 000
Reposted by Rufus T. Barleysheathlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/07/2026woke: national hot dog day bespoke: 492584651
Reposted by Rufus T. Barleysheathghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Santa Fe, NM which is an agglomeration of people and things that either literally do not exist elsewhere in the country or barely exist elsewhere in the country 91993
Rufus T. Barleysheath @pate-ah-choo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026??? Republicans no longer believe in the germ theory of disease. There's no secret government medicine that gives you a weekly heart transplant. 95% of them will die from liver or heart failure before they're 70 100
Rufus T. Barleysheath @pate-ah-choo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Allow me to introduce you to our ravishing Head of Sales, Sumptuous Mignonette 000
Rufus T. Barleysheath @pate-ah-choo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026- wacky broads - a well-dressed middle aged woman is a bitch. And she's European. - sci-fi, but nothing really happens - the trial of the century. Or a trial, of a century - this money cost $4.37 to make in 1971 and we made it in 3 days 110
Reposted by Rufus T. BarleysheathInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Sorry to lib out but I guess my thought on the Fourth is that if it wasn’t possible for this country to really be an egalitarian multiracial democracy someday, the most disgusting people alive wouldn’t be trying so hard to foreclose that possibility 04220842
Rufus T. Barleysheath @pate-ah-choo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Went to the eunuch toilet paper department and not only did everyone know you, they said your product was rough as hell. 50 grit-ass TP. 000
Reposted by Rufus T. Barleysheathdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I'm begging for neoliberals to add an ounce of Bimbofication to their politics. 7649147
Rufus T. Barleysheath @pate-ah-choo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026California was the slowest state to count votes in 2024. Fast + efficient government services are good for their own sake, and build/reinforce social trust. Officials should care about being such an outlier. No, voting conspiracists would not care. electionlab.mit.edu/articles/how...electionlab.mit.eduHow long did it take to count the vote in 2024? | MIT Election Lab 061
Reposted by Rufus T. BarleysheathWaikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Me watching Telemundo, nodding: La pelota…es muy importante 0341
Rufus T. Barleysheath @pate-ah-choo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Feeling very "who do you think you are? I am!" about these lemon poppy seed morning rolls I just made 010
Rufus T. Barleysheath @pate-ah-choo.bsky.social · 04/06/2026What's fun is being on Adderall and an SNRI took me from this to being a raging bitch (sending emails w/o exclamation marks). expressing annoyance or anger/being willing to confront someone is so freeing. 230
Reposted by Rufus T. BarleysheathThom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Bad news. My self-flagellation machine doesn't work. Whatever, it's no skin off my back 567177
Reposted by Rufus T. BarleysheathCrab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Sixpence None The Richer? More like Mike Pence done got a fly on his head! #comedy 3192
Rufus T. Barleysheath @pate-ah-choo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Blood orange chocolate cookies (vegan) I just think they're neat! 111
Reposted by Rufus T. Barleysheathlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/04/2026not many people know this, but Barilla has a line of 3D printed pasta it sells mostly to the fine dining industry. I don't want the pasta. I want the pasta printer 1444799880
Reposted by Rufus T. BarleysheathRafe Meager (they/them) @economeager.bsky.social · 09/04/2026"Joan, you have fallen in a hog wallow. You have rolled down a big hill of pinto beans, and we miss you." www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...lrb.co.ukPatricia Lockwood · Supersensual Ear: Willa Cather’s Substance‘The qualities of a second-rate writer can easily be defined, but a first-rate writer can only be experienced,’... 161
Reposted by Rufus T. BarleysheathMariko Bennett @nachoriko.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I defended my PhD 10 years ago today. That was the least remarkable thing that happened that day. Sharing something I wrote about it last year. Since then "the horrors persist but so do we." And with dignity. 491706568
Reposted by Rufus T. BarleysheathRahk🎨 @rahkfumbles.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Meowth again #fanart 3606157
Rufus T. Barleysheath @pate-ah-choo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Bebe Neuwirth doing the yeoman's work of bringing 2022 gay Twitter to bluesky, post by post 010
Rufus T. Barleysheath @pate-ah-choo.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Importer/exporter (maternal); wooden puppet come to life (paternal) 010
Reposted by Rufus T. BarleysheathUnexpected Item In Bagging Area @brothercadfile.bsky.social · 26/02/2026h/t @colinmacpherson.bsky.social 316825
Reposted by Rufus T. BarleysheathAtul Gawande @agawande.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I helped make a film, out this week, called “Rovina’s Choice,” about the deaths this man without conscience or accountability has caused — already 600,000, ⅔ of them children. 19072522281
Reposted by Rufus T. BarleysheathChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 14/10/2025PHILOMENA CUNK: It was actually illegal in England for The Obese to be employed in the film business until 1983. Why do you think that was? JIMINY GLICK: [ignoring question, high pitched voice] Have you ever noticed how lesbians and British women dress the same? [sudden low pitch] Why is that? 141235113
Rufus T. Barleysheath @pate-ah-choo.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Sunstein is both naive and stupid, and will believe the Supreme Court is a bastion of liberalism even as he's being sent to Adrian Vermuele's lib reeducation camps 020
Rufus T. Barleysheath @pate-ah-choo.bsky.social · 07/09/2025In my day we didn't have Joe Rogan. We had Gene Parmesan, and he filled us with delight with each new disguise. He burned to death in 2008. 000
Rufus T. Barleysheath @pate-ah-choo.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Any YIMBY who thinks the thoughtful policy wonks in this administration are going to promote infill development and, like, Small Towns urbanism instead of Turbosprawl and paving over Yosemite should be banned from social media for six months until they relearn critical thought. 010
Rufus T. Barleysheath @pate-ah-choo.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Hey! This sucks! we need to burn DHS and ICE to the ground, not give them more money. You should be ashamed of yourselves @sethmoulton.bsky.social @trahan.house.gov @billkeating.bsky.social 110
Reposted by Rufus T. BarleysheathMichelle Wu 吳弭 @wutrain.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Actually I swore an oath to uphold the Constitution of the United States with my hand on @bpl.boston.gov’s 1782 edition Aitken Bible—also known as the Bible of the Revolution. 351120112485
Reposted by Rufus T. BarleysheathOffice of Mayor Michelle Wu 吳弭 @mayorwu.boston.gov · 19/08/2025Last week, Boston received a letter from AG Bondi threatening to prosecute officials and withhold funds unless we cooperate with carrying out mass deportations. The US Attorney General asked for a response by today, so here it is: stop attacking our cities to hide your administration’s failures. 742215706332
Rufus T. Barleysheath @pate-ah-choo.bsky.social · 26/07/2025The Times is doing a weekly series on fruit/veggies and their nutrition. They break down vitamins/minerals, always stress how healthy the foods are, and include nice recipes. Naturally people react like they're getting powerful shocks to the groin. 000
Reposted by Rufus T. BarleysheathChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 21/07/2025The trolley bus is objectively the finest form of bus before it Pokémon evolves into a kind of train. Battery busses are for cowards put some lines down. 312315
Reposted by Rufus T. BarleysheathRafe Meager (they/them) @economeager.bsky.social · 20/07/2025if you think about it oedipus was the first guy to really comprehensively lose the game we now call fuck marry kill 913425
Rufus T. Barleysheath @pate-ah-choo.bsky.social · 18/07/2025@whipkclark.bsky.social booooooo this sucks 020
Reposted by Rufus T. Barleysheathlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/07/2025catholic convert STUNS know nothing rioters by speaking in perfect nativism 043412
Reposted by Rufus T. BarleysheathMegan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 06/07/2025ME: (became the dalai lama through a looney tunes-esque series of events) you truly cannot stop a bitch who loves a soft cheese THE PANCHEN LAMA: (loading a revolver) ah. so true bestie 321432
Reposted by Rufus T. BarleysheathGabriel Zucman @gabrielzucman.bsky.social · 05/07/2025July 4th, 2025 9299118
Reposted by Rufus T. BarleysheathEddie Current @cheatlines.co · 15/04/2024at some point this mutated from "funny post" to "personal motto" 0815168
Rufus T. Barleysheath @pate-ah-choo.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Menoeceus after the Bacchae fucked up his dad: 000
Rufus T. Barleysheath @pate-ah-choo.bsky.social · 06/06/2025[Hercule Poirot voice] ah most unuuuusual case, fiendishly clevér... My pénis 'as been caught in a, 'ow you zay, mouse trap 000
