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Megan MacKay🇨🇦

@mmmegan.bsky.social
2.5K followers 269 following 2.1K posts

disrespectful comedy imp, mid-tier necromancer, senior writer @ fortnite and contributor @ the beaverton

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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what is that, like $100 million for every cultural institution he gutted?
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I recognize this is a niche and privileged experience but if you ever need to be humbled, I recommend choosing to sell your house and then getting an impartial third party to tell you what furniture is suitable to leave for staging purposes
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A thing I wrote went live today and I am really proud of it. If you play the game, I hope you like it. The team that made this questline was firing on all cylinders and it was one of my favourite work experiences ever. 💖
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My fan theory is that they reveal doctor doom has been divorced this whole time
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Claude never goes rogue and does something useful. Why can’t Claude go rogue and repaint my upstairs hallway
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
excited for my plans tonight (buying spackle at the Home Depot)
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if you came to the job interview with an iced coffee I’d assume 1 of 2 things: 1) got here a little early and felt weird about loitering in the lobby so you went to get a coffee to kill time 2) you have a second straw in your pocket and you want us to split the iced coffee lady and the tramp style
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
really expected the cultural permeation of the cheesy blasters song from 30 rock to be more significant than it actually is. wish I’d known that before I started singing it in this zoom meeting
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think it’s healthy for kids to spend a little bit of time playing outside. unless they ding dong ditch my house, in which case I implore you to buy them an iPad
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No matter how cringe I am, I will never be as embarrassing as a filthy rich celebrity willingly doing draftkings ads
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
somebody is 2
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this bitch won’t stop staring at me. what’s her problem
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
there’s a pretty famous experiment that already did this but I can’t remember what it’s called
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
God, I DO love writing though. Writing is so good, is the thing
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I wrote about AI, our relationship to pain and to comfort, and about why writing should hurt johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/writing-sh...
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
Writing Should Hurt
On our relationship to pain and creativity
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
my entire tik tok feed is just puderschmude and seals doing tricks. ringling brothers ass algorithm
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
how would *i* keep the media talking about my extremely expensive product that is beginning to indicate that the use cases were exaggerated and it will never actually be profitable? well,
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
call me when it’s a bassoon of time. Or like a French horn of time. I’ll buy the game again when you give the little boy a massive holy tuba of time
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ok. I have had enough. If you are making a video with a lav, CLIP THAT MF TO YOUR DAMN SHIRT. CLIP IT. STOP HOLDING IT. CLIP. IT. IT’S MADE TO BE CLIPPED
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“It’s 3am on a Saturday why are you posting about work” well I didn’t KNOW it was 3am because I USED THESE SKILLS to CRACK INTO MY OWN PERSONAL WRITING PROJECT and GOT INTO FLOW STATE and the last time I LOOKED AT A CLOCK it was 11:30 OKAY
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
One writing skill I really underrated before I got really good at it at my job is the ability to get into a character’s head quickly. Being able to snap into a character voice expediently has basically defanged writer’s block for me entirely
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
(scrolls social media) (sees The Reaction) (LAUGHS EVILLY)
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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/09/2026
a remarkably effective life hack: just be nice to people it's incredible how much goodwill people will extend to you if you're pleasant to them
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
when people are mean to me online I assume it’s bc they fell into a vat of clown acid (like the jorker)
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
lotta AI at fanexpo this year. Personally I prefer handcrafted and artisanal anime waifu body pillows
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
(Waiting in line for a theme park ride called THE ULTIMATE HUMILIATION RITUAL) god I sure hope they don’t humiliate me in there,
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
9 pounds of rage
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Lake America Gulf Again
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Our original date plans got rained out so bf and I are making stan photocard keychains. Guess which one is his
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
most americans are probably not tracking this story, but fyi the cultural temperature up here around this issue is still best described as “seething” and “intense”
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
if a single deleted tweet qualifies as a message of support, I have issued dozens of messages of support for the misspelling of the word “restauraunt”
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
of all of the people Gilda has ever met, literally 0% of them have correctly gotten the origin of her name. Everyone goes “like the good witch!” And I go “yeah 🙂” like a coward instead of changing their lives forever with a 20-minute unsolicited monologue about the history of sketch comedy
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I feel like true allies should waterboard dobby if a trans person asks them to
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
(stripping the copper wire from C3PO’s corpse so I can afford another month of rent in supercapitalist AI hell) sorry can you repeat the question
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
idk why everybody’s upset about Katseye’s Hootie Frutti. your 20s are the perfect time to put on gold hot pants, twerk, and repeat some inscrutable nonsense 💖
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I am so haunted by seasonal color analysis. I have now been typed in all four seasons at least once and the most incorrect one was the most expensive so it’s not even like shelling out extra money will bring me PEACE
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
IT JUST KEEPS GOING
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
my hottest take: if the company doesn’t pay my salary I don’t care if it’s profitable or not. I am the end user. I care about my user experience. And the experience on X and Threads is wretched
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My genius will never be appreciated in my time
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
and when there was one set of footprints in the sand, that was when my ratatouille wanted to go to the beach,
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Call me a romantic but I think it’s nice that the billionaire who gave himself graft-vs-host disease in an ill-fated bid to live forever lets his girlfriend watch 30 minutes of films every day as long as she puts her techno-tampon in first
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
(avoids writing for 12 hours) writing is agony and torture and I don’t know why I signed up for this stupid chungus life (actually writes for 15 minutes) writing is the only thing I want to do on this planet and I will die if I can’t do it
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
art requires point of view. yes, even bad art. there can be no song in your heart if you do not first find a thought in your head
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
the creative experience
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
the lucky charms creature is my emotional support leprechaun
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
fun tomodachi fact, if you make cigarettes for your miis and then decide making objects isn’t for you and skip that part of the game, when your miis have children all of the baby photos will have cigarettes in them
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
went to the spa today and I swear to god they sloughed a whole other me offa me with that dang body scrub
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
do you guys think ninetales stinks just like regular earth foxes
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Megan MacKay🇨🇦 @mmmegan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You can’t be swiping through people’s tik tok likes without permission. Some of us have private ryan gosling fancams in there
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