Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This victorian child ghost girl on Bakeoff is the most irritating contestant they've had in years 162
Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The adventures of the animals from Homeward Bound will manifest as a series of adventures viewed through phones with footage that gets closer & closer to where you live until you're the one filming it… but where’s Shadow…? Well, he was an old dog. No wait there he is 120
Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Godzilla attacks will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer & closer to where you live until you're the one filming it. And then Godzilla steps on your head 3527
Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There are a lot of really nice coats in this season of Slow Horses 140
Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026There’s a guy on this overground reading a cookbook. I peeked over his shoulder and its a recipe for a cheeseburger 050
Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The casting on this is WILD. The first three episodes alone have had Rosamund Pike, James McAvoy, Tobias Menzies, Charles Dance, David Tennant and Danny Dyer 5351
Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Livid at that ending. How did the most annoying one get through 100
Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The big argument on twitter today is whether it's ableist to say "don't bring an iced coffee into a job interview" 250
Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My 'watch every recent Guy Ritchie film while cooking roast dinners' streak continues. I just think maybe I fundamentally don't understand what any of these films actually are. the tone is just so strange. this is a kind of spy comedy I guess? with a hollywood satire twist? Hugh Grant is in it? 110
Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This has some of the most Guy Ritchie dialogue I have ever heard. Krasinki just had to deliver the lines “don’t you tell me your primal curiosities are not piqued by the great mysteries!” and “that is the exotic aroma of danger” with a straight face 140
Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You ever accidentally read the instagram comments on (eg) an M&S advert that features any non-white kids? 000
Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Genuinely very embarrassing to be watching Reacher within earshot of my wife 150
Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Smashed through Dread while I was in hospital so... yes please www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku-v...youtube.comMetroid Ravenous – Nintendo Direct 9.9.2026YouTube video by Nintendo of America 010
Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The Poirot Rhodes episode is insane. These shooting locations! 000
Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I honestly can't tell if The Gentlemen is actually any good or not. It's a real "a beautiful face, huge" kind of a show, but with set dec and costuming 110
Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 30/08/2026picture is making me laugh. it's like they're rushing to get back in 080
Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Maybe he’ll use his time in custody to learn the difference between a seal and a dog 130
Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I mean it’s basically just more GTA, with slightly better graphics 000
Reposted by ThomThom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Here are some books I've read recently. I realised I can use alt text to write longer thoughts on them. Most of these were read while I was in the hospital so there's a lot of fantasyslop, but I defy anybody to “be in the mood for Intermezzo” with a plastic tube crammed up their urethra 122
Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 26/08/2026We had this on VHS so I've definitely seen "Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas" way more times than the original movie 010
Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry's "I love you!" bit in Home Alone 2 is the most I've ever seen my mother laugh at anything. RIP a legend 050
Reposted by ThomJames “Vamp” Fleet @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Stephen King says “Jack Torrance has a mallet” and then Kubrick says “Actually he has an ax” and everyone cheers. King says “Fine, you all want axes? Here, Annie Wilkes has an ax,” and Reiner says “Actually she has a big mallet,” and everyone cheers. 13817169
Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Here are some books I've read recently. I realised I can use alt text to write longer thoughts on them. Most of these were read while I was in the hospital so there's a lot of fantasyslop, but I defy anybody to “be in the mood for Intermezzo” with a plastic tube crammed up their urethra 122
Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Bought some lettuce from Sainsbury’s and it is literally covered in little bugs. Inedible. But yet, only 85p and they’re not even on Bluesky so not even worth complaining about really. Like what am i gonna do take it back and get my 85p back. And yet. One of life’s little irritations 000
Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Anyway I'm going on my honeymoon next week and need a banging bit of fantasy to read by the pool. Currently really enjoying The Blacktongue Thief, so maybe something in that vein 500
Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 22/08/2026They're calling it the most ChatGPT amazon review of all time 000
Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 19/08/2026One of those annoying ones with no numbers that mean you have to cold-solve 90% of it before you can put any in. Anyway, extra letters tell us to highlight NAME OF COMPANY PRODUCING THE FIVE DRINKS, the drinks (our unclued entires) being products of OAKHAM ALES, hidden diagonally in the grid 000
Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Interesting is that the hero here has no deeper trauma or personal connection to the case at all. When we open he's a regular guy who lies to his wife about smoking, and that's it really. If this film was made nowadays we'd eventually learn that mum was also killed in a snuff film or something 020
Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 18/08/2026They don't make em like this any more (for better & worse): Nic Cage as a smarmy PI who ventures into the seedy underbelly of 90s LA looking for the "star" of a snuff film. Starts off moody & atmospheric, becomes increasingly silly as the gang of evil mincing crossbow-wielding pornographers shows up 210