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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/09/2026
i think it is bad that the president is that helm of a deranged cult of personality
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ParsnipPizza @parsnippizza.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sounds about right
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“X’s algorithm learns what you hate and shows you more of it, according to a new study just published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences” www.404media.co/xs-algorithm...
404media.co
X's Algorithm Feeds Off Ragebait and Impacts Democrats More, Study Finds
X is driving engagement by making users fight in the replies.
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ParsnipPizza @parsnippizza.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Thank you July 2026 Red Sox for coming into our lives and bringing so much happiness and hope
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 01/08/2026
CEDDANNE FOR THE LEAD!
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All Elite Wrestling @allelitewrestling.com · 27/07/2026
#AndNEW!!! She’s done it! @willowwrestles.bsky.social is the NEW AEW Women’s World Champion! What a match! Watch #AEWRedemption LIVE on HBO Max PPV!
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Joon Lee @joon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Gambling companies are tweeting lies as if it's legitimate news because it brings more attention to them. Facts matter. Slippery slope when gambling companies that leagues and media outlets are partnered with are lying to fans. It undermines all of sports.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”
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Ben's Birds @bensbirds.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Ended 2025 with 250 species in Massachusetts, 339 globally. Final new bird of the year for both was this Short-eared Owl hunting above the Plum Island marshes on Christmas morning. Always a treat to see them in broad daylight!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/01/2026
they’re never going to air the CECOT segment
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
News Team,
Thank you for the notes and texts. I apologize for not reaching out earlier.
I learned on Saturday that Bari Weiss spiked our story, INSIDE CECOT, which was supposed to air tonight. We (Ori and I) asked for a call to discuss her decision. She did not afford us that courtesy/opportunity.
Our story was screened five times and cleared by both CBS attorneys and Standards and Practices. It is factually correct. In my view, pulling it now-after every rigorous internal check has been met is not an editorial decision, it is a political one.
We requested responses to questions and/or interviews with DHS, the White House, and the State Department. Government silence is a statement, not a VETO. Their refusal to be interviewed is a tactical maneuver designed
to kill the story.
If the administration's refusal to participate becomes a valid reason to spike a story, wehave effectively handed them a "kill switch" for any reporting they find inconvenient.
If the standard for airing a story becomes
"the government must agree to be
interviewed," then the government effectively gains control over the 60 Minutes broadcast.
We go from an investigative powerhouse to a stenographer for the state.
These men risked their lives to speak with us.
We have a moral and professional obligation to the sources who entrusted us with their
stories. Abandoning them now is a betrayal of the most basic tenet of journalism: giving voice to the voiceless.
CBS spiked the Jeffrey Wigand interview due to legal concerns, nearly destroying the credibility of this broadcast. It took years to recover from that "low point." By pulling this story to shield an administration, we are repeating that history, but for political optics rather than legal ones.We have been promoting this story on social media for days. Our viewers are expecting it.
When it fails to air without a credible
explanation, the public will correctly identify this as corporate censorship. We are trading 50 years of "Gold Standard" reputation for a single week of political quiet.
I care too much about this broadcast to watch
it be dismantled without a fight.
Sharyn
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/12/2025
this is one of the most psychotic things Trump has ever posted
A very sad thing happened last night in Hollywood. Rob Reiner, a tortured and struggling, but once very talented movie director and comedy star, has passed away, together with his wife, Michele, reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive, unyielding, and incurable affliction with a mind crippling disease known as TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, sometimes referred to as TDS. He was known to have driven people CRAZY by his raging obsession of President Donald J. Trump, with his obvious paranoia reaching new heights as the Trump Administration surpassed all goals and expectations of greatness, and with the Golden Age of America upon us, perhaps like never before. May Rob and Michele rest in peace!
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/09/2025
if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 12/06/2025
this is NUTS. Trump's pet dictator seems to have collaborated directly with MS-13, including persecuting his own law enforcement officials who were working with a US task force www.propublica.org/article/buke...
propublica.org
“Delay, Interfere, Undermine”
President Donald Trump has praised Salvadoran President Nayib Bukele as a crime fighter, but new reporting based on interviews and documents reveals how senior Salvadoran officials have impeded a U.S....
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
We couldn't keep it a secret. The Sixteenth Doctor arrives July 4th!
Chris Pratt, the Sixteenth Doctor Who
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ParsnipPizza @parsnippizza.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Wonder, leave me alone, I actually call resturants and pick up my orders.
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The Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Liverpool have done it. They've done it at a canter, in style, with ease. They are the 2024-25 Premier League champions.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/04/2025
this is such good news. i think it is also an opportunity for democrats to state forthrightly that when they win power again everyone responsible for this crime will be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law and will face the american people to answer for their lawlessness
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
no outcome can be considered a victory if these people are not punished
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Dread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Almost 800,000 people on here are following a totally-not-real account claiming it's a group of rogue park workers and who are now posting cryptic nonsense to make it seem like they're sending messages to the deep state. Also they're selling resistance merch. WTF are we doing man?
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Speaking now from El Salvador, Sen. Chris Van Hollen (D-MD) says he was denied access to Kilmar Abrego Garcia by El Salvador leaders. And was denied a phone call to him Van Hollen: "The Trump Administration is lying about Abrego Garcia"
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National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum @baseballhall.org · 15/04/2025
Jackie Robinson was so much more than a trailblazing player, becoming a symbol of hope on the field and a voice for change off of it. On the 78th anniversary of his Brooklyn Dodgers debut, we remember a Hall of Fame hero and one of the most significant men in American history.
A collage of Jackie Robinson artifacts, photographs and ephemera from the Hall of Fame collection. (Milo Stewart Jr./National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum)
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/04/2025
Trump is doing this right now btw
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
MY MAN IS GOING THROUGH IT
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ParsnipPizza @parsnippizza.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I have not cared about a day of golf like this since....the last Masters playoff? I think? And this time I already am a fan of the winner!
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 14/04/2025
Since 1966, only two men have achieved a career grand slam in golf: ️◻️ Tiger Woods ️◻️ Rory McIlroy
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Ja Morant deciding what celebration to do
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ParsnipPizza @parsnippizza.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Red Sox, UConn and Celtics all on the same day
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 02/04/2025
We deserved some good news!
Wisconsin State Supreme Court
PROJECTED WINNER
Susan Crawford
Decision Desk HQ
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ParsnipPizza @parsnippizza.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
162-0! 162-0!
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Media Matters for America @mmfa.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Fox host on the leaked Signal chat discussing Yemen strike plans: “After years of secrecy and incompetence, if you read the content of these messages, I think you will come away proud that these are the leaders making these decisions in America.”
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Fox host says leaked Yemen strike plans being discussed on Signal is "a transparent insight"
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Effectively Wild Stats @ewstats.com · 24/03/2025
*sets slider to 15%* (remembers Ron Washington is in a contract year) *sets slider to 70%
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ParsnipPizza @parsnippizza.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Setting aside the obvious distraction that was intended by the administration, I'm enjoying my victory lap today about everyone "learning" that Oswald did it, alone. The sheer luck (and security failure) of one pro-Cuba nut succeeding to kill the most powerful man in America breaks peoples minds
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Brad Johnson @climatebrad.hillheat.com · 12/03/2025
BREAKING: @schumer.senate.gov is whipping Ds to vote for the Trump-Musk coup continuing resolution.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/03/2025
the thing about chasing what you think is public opinion is that if and when things turn you will have made a bunch of statements and taken a bunch of stances that you’ll have to disavow. probably a better strategy just to say what you actually believe and stand by it. anyway, this guy sucks.
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Gavin Newsom breaks with Democrats on trans athletes in sports
The Democratic California governor made the stunning remarks in his debut podcast with conservative guest Charlie Kirk.
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ParsnipPizza @parsnippizza.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Very fun Oscars night. Was pleased to see Anora win a lot, I wish Nickel Boys and Dune also won some top line awards (and Conclave but that at least won the Welles Memorial consolation screenplay award)
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Sending an email to employees asking them to list five things they did that week is a classic move from a manager who has no idea how to manage
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ParsnipPizza @parsnippizza.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
How absolutely brain dead do you have to be
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
It's not complicated. They're just trying to stop women from being able to vote.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
There is a lot of talk about the Trump administration's new 15% cap for indirect costs on NIH grants, which is important, but it's all academic at this point since THERE IS NO MONEY BEING GRANTED AT ALL by the NIH right now, in defiance of two court orders
popular.info
Trump maintains funding freeze at NIH, defying court order
The Trump administration is still prohibiting National Institutes of Health (NIH) staff from issuing virtually all grant funding, an NIH official tells Popular Information.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
possibly the most irritating sequence of posts i've ever seen. this is my cosmic justice. i probably deserve an opposition leader who posts "went to the store" all day but none of the rest of you do
chuck schumer's posts from saturday:

"You’re watching the Super Bowl next week.

Wait till Trump’s tariffs raise your pizza prices."

"ou’re driving to work.

Wait till Trump’s tariffs raise your gas prices."

"You’re watching the Super Bowl next week.

Wait till Trump’s tariffs raise your guacamole and beer prices."

"You’re worried about tomato prices.

Wait till Trump’s Mexico tariffs raise your tomato prices."

"You’re worried about grocery prices.

Don’s raising prices with his tariffs."
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Why is it so hard to hit at Seattle's T-Mobile Field? A deep one on how the the best pitcher's park in baseball creates strikeouts, limits damage, makes it hard to evaluate pitchers and hitters -- and why it's about more than *just* the batter's eye. --> www.mlb.com/news/seattle...
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MLB's most extreme ballpark isn't in Colorado
Ask a dozen baseball fans which stadium they think created the most extreme park effects in 2024, and invariably most or all of them will give you the same answer: Coors Field. Colorado's ballpark is ...
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ParsnipPizza @parsnippizza.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
The main problem I have with Death Note: instead of giving L or Light character flaws, they're just general quirks with no pay off. Light subtly undermining his whole view with "People aren't perfect" and L keeping Light way too close should dramatic failings, not dryly noted plot points!
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Funny, but I'm much more intrigued by what it is I am honking for
car with a sticker of the scorebug when the Yanks were up and about to get Judge'd by God with a smaller sticker that says Honk if you're a Stinky Winky Poo Poo Men
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ParsnipPizza @parsnippizza.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Successfully cashing out my "CEO shooter is not a socialist" bet I made last week at Empire City
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ParsnipPizza @parsnippizza.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
For once I believe the Red Sox tried but just couldn't get to Cohen Cash. 765 is bananas
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
There's something I need people to understand. The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad. The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.
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ParsnipPizza @parsnippizza.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I went to a lot of movies, in theaters, in 2023, and without fail, I'd get the IF trailer with the "From the Imagination of John Krazinski" tagline. I have to wonder if there's a worse tagline that been unironically used to promote a film
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