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Parsingphase

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Polyglot endy Anglo-American geek with a European backstory, now in NE MA. Posts may contain AI-free wildlife photos & video, native gardening, 3D printing, coding, backyard trailcams and/or democratic ideals. Alt-text absolutist - make the effort!

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Tom Fitton @tomfitton.bsky.social · 1h
On Monday, Pensthorpe Natural Park announced that a pair of beaver babies, or kits, had been born in the wild in Norfolk for the first time in 500 years. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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What does the future hold for Norfolk's first wild beavers?
Pensthorpe hopes to be allowed to home more wild beavers after two adults move in and have babies.
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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 2h
Patrick is a stone cold freak for dropping writing this good into the intro of what is a useful, but fairly formulaic Game 2 preview format: www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...
There’s an element to sports that sportswriters never weary of trying to capture, hacking through the kudzu of metrics and quotations to get at. It’s the paradox of a sense of overwhelming immortality, mixed with a sense of how fleeting that omnipotence is. Athletes hypnotize themselves into attaining it, fans slurp at it like a shallow oasis in the desert, writers build entire novels constructing a world to provide it. The Boston Red Sox lost a pair of games to the Washington Nationals by 15 runs around the end of June, and then seized that invincibility and held it for more than five full weeks, enjoying a run almost unparalleled in the history of baseball. It was like snorting cocaine while on a runner’s high after finding out you’d aced a college final and fallen in love, all at the same time.

Unfortunately, that time happened to be July, and by the end of September it was a happy memory. Baseball took that perfect month and chewed away at it with its sharp little teeth, as it always does, pulling at hamstrings and snapping bones. And on Tuesday, the capricious and hateful gods of baseball took it and provided it to one Ben Rice, handed him the thunderbolts to strike the heroes down. For one day it was the Yankees who were invincible, led by the league’s best pitcher and a hitter whose resting face might best be described as vague concern, even as their captain stood with his elbows on the dugout railing. The New York Yankees are now, today and only today, the greatest team in baseball. But maybe not tomorrow. The gods need fresh meat.
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Parsingphase @parsingphase.dev · 4h
Weather conditions for 2026-09-29 🤖: Sunrise - sunset (11.9 hours): Temp 55.6ºF - 65.8ºF Approx rainfall: 0 inches Max wind: 7.2 mph 24 hours 🌖: Temp 55ºF - 65.8ºF Approx rainfall: 0 inches Max wind: 7.2 mph
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Parsingphase @parsingphase.dev · 4h
#YesterdaysYardBirds top 10 🤖 (NE MA): 1 Downy Woodpecker 2 Blue Jay 3 Red-bellied Woodpecker 4 Northern Cardinal 5 House Finch 6 American Robin 7 Black-capped Chickadee 8 Hairy Woodpecker 9 Cooper's Hawk 10 House Sparrow #Birds #BirdsongDetection #Haikubox
Bar chart of the above data:

Downy Woodpecker: 118 calls
Blue Jay: 112 calls
Red-bellied Woodpecker: 81 calls
Northern Cardinal: 49 calls
House Finch: 34 calls
American Robin: 27 calls
Black-capped Chickadee: 26 calls
Hairy Woodpecker: 25 calls
Cooper's Hawk: 24 calls
House Sparrow: 22 calls
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Parsingphase @parsingphase.dev · 4h
#YesterdaysYardBirds top 10 🤖 (NE MA): 1 Red-bellied Woodpecker 2 Blue Jay 3 Downy Woodpecker 4 Hairy Woodpecker 5 Pileated Woodpecker 6 Northern Cardinal 7 House Finch 8 Black-capped Chickadee 9 White-breasted Nuthatch 10 Wild Turkey #Birds #BirdsongDetection #BirdWeather
Bar chart of the above data:

Red-bellied Woodpecker: 170 calls
Blue Jay: 169 calls
Downy Woodpecker: 80 calls
Hairy Woodpecker: 50 calls
Pileated Woodpecker: 37 calls
Northern Cardinal: 36 calls
House Finch: 34 calls
Black-capped Chickadee: 32 calls
White-breasted Nuthatch: 26 calls
Wild Turkey: 19 calls
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 6h
Tech industry is laser focused on solving the problem of humans enjoying each other’s company bsky.app/profile/down...
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Parsingphase @parsingphase.dev · 5h
Well look, the machine that tells him he’s a very special boy could obviously never be wrong, could it?
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 9h
The colder autumn nights in Germany coaxes this magnificent eagle, Oropherion, to spend his nights in his heated indoor winter aviary. This is an African Martial Eagle (Polemaetus bellicosus), the largest eagle species native to Africa. (Cr @birdsofprey_nathalie_denolf) #birds #eagle
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Emily Wood @ebwood.bsky.social · 7h
Every story about a NASA-run project: the project was supposed to work for 5 years and it’s still going strong 25 years later. Every story about SpaceX: it cost *so much* money, didn’t do close to everything it was supposed to, and then blew up.
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Draw More! 🇨🇦🏔🎨😎 @doryr.bsky.social · 11h
My version of September’s Black Woodpecker drawn with ink, watercolours, & pencil crayon. #birdwhispererart #birdart
Drawing of a Black Woodpecker perched on the side of a tree.
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CosmicRami 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @rami.spaceaustralia.com · 17h
Yeah, um, I think the words I am looking for here are "JFC" This is what Sydney's skies would look like tonight under these conditions.
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Parsingphase @parsingphase.dev · 17h
Anxiety increases.
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Bolts @boltsmag.org · 18h
An American Samoan family in Alaska facing felony voting charges unanimously rejected any plea deals. They maintained that they never intentionally broke the law, and wanted to avoid creating a precedent that could harm other U.S. nationals.
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After a Yearslong Nightmare, Relief for American Samoans Punished for Voting - Bolts
Alaska officials for years accused American Samoans caught in a unique legal limbo of illegally voting, but finally dropped those charges this month.
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Lee Toma @leetoma.bsky.social · 19h
There’s been a Storrowing on Route 85, River Street, in Southborough this evening. MBTACR Worcester Line trains may be delayed a few minutes as they are passing the bridge slowly while a crew works to extricate the truck. Rt 85 is detoured. @universalhub.com
An 18-wheeler truck is stuck beneath a steel railroad bridgeAn 18-wheeler truck is stuck beneath a steel railroad bridgeAn MBTA Commuter Rail trail approaches Southborough Station at dusk
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Parsingphase @parsingphase.dev · 19h
Oh well *done*, Siri.
Siri summary of the Red Sox, stating that  manager Alex Cora, fired in April, is still in charge.
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Parsingphase @parsingphase.dev · 20h
That’s definitely two flamingos. All else failing, “feet” also works.
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Parsingphase @parsingphase.dev · 20h
Many NFL coaches thinking the same.
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Parsingphase @parsingphase.dev · 20h
So many applications around the house! bsky.app/profile/most...
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Only In Boston @onlyinbos.bsky.social · 20h
RED SOX-YANKEES PLAYOFF SCHEDULE: ⚾ Game 1: Tuesday at 8 PM ⚾ Game 2: Wednesday at 8 PM ⚾ Game 3: Thursday at 8 PM, if necessary All three games will air nationally on NBC and Peacock. October baseball. Red Sox-Yankees.
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Parsingphase @parsingphase.dev · 20h
(The original chatbot)
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Parsingphase @parsingphase.dev · 20h
It's still thinking.
Screenshot from WarGames (1983) in which the computer WOPR is moving towards trying to trigger thermonuclear war.
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 23h
The Tony Blair Institute for Global Change (TBI) has hosted panels featuring, and sponsored by, big tech companies that are driving a dramatic expansion of fossil fuel production in order to power their energy intensive data centres. www.desmog.com/2026/09/29/t...
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Tony Blair Institute Brings Gas-Guzzling Tech Giants to Labour Conference
LIVERPOOL – The think tank led by former Labour Prime Minister Tony Blair has hosted a number of events sponsored by Trump-donating tech firms at this year’s party conference. The Tony Blair…
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Anne Lutz Fernandez @lutzfernandez.bsky.social · 23h
This should be reason enough to keep AI out of K-12 schools.
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A.I. Groups Are Spending Millions to Influence the Midterms
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Universal Hub @universalhub.com · 29/09/2026
AI battle at heart of Concord kindergarten teacher's suit over her firing www.universalhub.com/2026/ai-batt... #Massachusetts #lawsuits
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Parsingphase @parsingphase.dev · 29/09/2026
Pileated, photobombed.
The female pileated at the top of the dead tree, partly obscured by a very blurred and unidentifiable bird in flight.
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Parsingphase @parsingphase.dev · 29/09/2026
Rooster passim: bsky.app/profile/pars...
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Parsingphase @parsingphase.dev · 29/09/2026
Tree Rooster's back, and he's brought a friend. #birds @avesparatodos.bsky.social
A male Pileated Woodpecker, a flying pickaxe of a bird with a black body (feathers slightly ruffled), black-and-white neck and head, and bright red crest and "mustache", clings to the side of a dead tree. Behind, somewhat blurred leaves.A few feet high up in the same tree, a female Pileated Woodpecker clings to an even narrower branch. She is very similar to the male, though she lacks the mustache-like marking, and is currently less ruffled.
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Parsingphase @parsingphase.dev · 29/09/2026
It means the treasury is having to bribe investors with higher interest rates for government bonds to be a better use of their money than hyped stocks.
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Mary L Trump @maryltrump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Where's Marco? #marcorubio
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Iris van Rooij 💭 @irisvanrooij.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🚨 Please boost, read, and sign if you want to support ✍️ OPEN LETTER: Pause the national rollout of AI-mediated tutoring in England's schools docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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OPEN LETTER: PAUSE THE NATIONAL ROLLOUT OF AI-MEDIATED TUTORING IN ENGLAND’S SCHOOLS
OPEN LETTER To the Rt Hon Andy Burnham MP, Prime Minister, and the Rt Hon Lucy Powell MP, Secretary of State for Education The Department for Education has announced plans to develop, what it calls, “...
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EL PAÍS @elpais.com · 29/09/2026
Megabarcos de pesca: ¿son realmente más dañinos? Un informe asegura que los buques de más de 33 metros suponen menos del 1% de la flota europea, pero “concentran la mayoría de los problemas”. Pescadores e incluso ecologistas en España lo rechazan
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Megabarcos de pesca: ¿son realmente más dañinos para los océanos?
Un informe asegura que los buques de más de 33 metros suponen menos del 1% de la flota europea, pero “concentran la mayoría de los problemas”, un análisis rechazado por pescadores e incluso ecologistas en España
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 29/09/2026
Black people don't report crimes to the police, especially the NYPD, for reasons that I have shared on here many times. But in the event of a hate crime murder? The victim usually has no choice to not report. Others report the body. And in New York, ~10X more Black people die in hate crime attacks
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Dan Ancona @danancona.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a huge shift. The data is so clear even Third Way is on board. Strength and clarity beat “heterodox” mumbling and weakness every time. Hopefully next time we have this debate Dems can skip over the years of running ads that help Rs.
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Parsingphase @parsingphase.dev · 29/09/2026
Results of the Nor'easter on the North Shore. 3.4 inches of rain over three days, soft vegetation / forbs hammered flat, but no significant tree or home damage in the area.
Glass rain gauge containing 3.4 inches of water.Battered greenery beside the house and on the upper driveway. Mostly a mix of Burnweed, Pokeweed, and Milkweed.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This sort of MAHA pandering is so pathetic. You own a restaurant in Concord, Massachusetts for Christ's sake.

SALTBOX
FARM
saltboxfarm
Concord, Massachusetts
SALTBOX KITCHEN IS
EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE
THAT
WE HAVE ELIMINATED ALL
SEED OILS FROM OUR
KITCHEN.
WE NOW USE AVOCADO
OIL IN
OUR VINAIGRETTES, AND OUR
COOKING
ADDITIONALLY, WE HAVE REPLACED SEED OILS WITH BEEF TALLOW IN OUR FRYOLATOR
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Parsingphase @parsingphase.dev · 29/09/2026
The X stands for exception.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 29/09/2026
Norway has solution to this actually, stay at home parents can get their share of the public daycare subsidy as cash, that way parents are not pushed one way or the other. the problem of course is virtually no one on the center or right actually gives a shit about parents
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Parsingphase @parsingphase.dev · 29/09/2026
Weather conditions for 2026-09-28 🤖: Sunrise - sunset (11.9 hours): Temp 55ºF - 56.8ºF Approx rainfall: 0.32 inches Max wind: 17 mph 24 hours 🌖: Temp 54.7ºF - 56.8ºF Approx rainfall: 0.43 inches Max wind: 17 mph
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Parsingphase @parsingphase.dev · 29/09/2026
#YesterdaysYardBirds top 10 🤖 (NE MA): 1 Hairy Woodpecker 2 Blue Jay 3 Tufted Titmouse 4 House Sparrow 5 American Crow 6 Downy Woodpecker 7 American Robin 8 Northern Cardinal 9 Cooper's Hawk 10 Red-bellied Woodpecker #Birds #BirdsongDetection #Haikubox
Bar chart of the above data:

Hairy Woodpecker: 49 calls
Blue Jay: 38 calls
Tufted Titmouse: 30 calls
House Sparrow: 16 calls
American Crow: 10 calls
Downy Woodpecker: 10 calls
American Robin: 8 calls
Northern Cardinal: 7 calls
Cooper's Hawk: 4 calls
Red-bellied Woodpecker: 3 calls
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Parsingphase @parsingphase.dev · 29/09/2026
#YesterdaysYardBirds top 10 🤖 (NE MA): 1 Red-bellied Woodpecker 2 Hairy Woodpecker 3 House Finch 4 Tufted Titmouse 5 American Crow 6 Eastern Bluebird 7 House Sparrow 8 Wild Turkey 9 Hermit Thrush 10 Osprey #Birds #BirdsongDetection #BirdWeather
Bar chart of the above data:

Red-bellied Woodpecker: 17 calls
Hairy Woodpecker: 14 calls
House Finch: 6 calls
Tufted Titmouse: 5 calls
American Crow: 4 calls
Eastern Bluebird: 4 calls
House Sparrow: 3 calls
Wild Turkey: 2 calls
Hermit Thrush: 1 call
Osprey: 1 call
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whether it’s Benjamin Netanyahu empowering Hamas, presiding over a massive intelligence failure that let them kill 1,200 Israelis on October 7th, and then killing 74,000 Palestinians in response or Zohran Mamdani pointing out that he did this, both men have fueled their bitter feud.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you happen to know if Michael Tracey ever sexually assaulted anyone, get in touch and I would be happy to publish the information. And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Warren: "This has been their argument every time -- they cut taxes and say, 'Ultimately it's really going to pay off for you.' What's happened every time? The academics study it very carefully and say, 'What really happened is the richest people got richer and everybody else got left behind.'"
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Beefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms
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Toon Dreessen @toondreessen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Roads in poor shape? Late for work bc of transit or congestion? Can’t register your kid for swimming or skating bc there aren’t enough spots or the arena closed bc of poor repair condition? Business struggling bc city red tape? Here’s why: decades of underfunded tax base, unsustainable investment 1/
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.
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Jack Kennedy @jackkennedy.ie · 29/09/2026
Anthropic: "We are losing unimaginable amounts of cash, more every year. We are also delusional and think we are creating a vengeful god that will kill us all. Please give us more money than currently exists."
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 29/09/2026
A Norwegian media outlet tested 53 toilets at ONS, our massive oil and gas conference. The results show that the fossil fuel industry is having a great time, even if the rest of us aren't 😍 www.aftenbladet.no/magasin/i/7p...
White caption reads "Aftenbladet tested over 50 toilets during this year's ONS." over a blurred close-up background.News article headline reading "Amid the oil rush, we found traces of cocaine," credited to journalists Earl Henning Nilsen and Id Skrivarhaug, with an update timestamp and a footer prompting readers to subscribe to read the full story.Clear resealable plastic bags with red zipper strips, each labeled and holding small folded fabric pieces, arranged in rows on a table for sorting or distribution.News headline reports cocaine found in every fifth toilet at the ONS event, shown above a uniformed officer with "POLICE" on his back looking out over a large, empty exhibition hall.
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Parsingphase @parsingphase.dev · 29/09/2026
If other industries applied equivalent levels of safety, we’d be seeing toxins researchers working with their lab windows open for fresh air.
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Parsingphase @parsingphase.dev · 29/09/2026
MOFO’s dressed like he’s about to head up onto the moors to murder endangered raptors.
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