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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight
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Carolyn Kellogg @paperhaus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Huge props to the headline writers at The Guardian www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
Province’s rat patrol called in to investigate as town of Bowden announces discovery of dead vermin
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are too many people in congress who would be happier doing this, and that's part of why our politics is so stupid bsky.app/profile/avit...
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
to people who are concerned that this suggests that 'Kavanaugh is not smart,' as opposed to 'Kavanaugh is evil,' I want you to rest assured that these things are not in opposition he is both evil and a dumbass
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Imagine the alternate timeline if all the AI bros had chosen to create really awesome Shockwave games instead
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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
y’all are bad
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Robert Loerzel @robertloerzel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Tired of being a bird?” (September 14, 2026, Argyle Street, Chicago)
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parshallnet @parshallnet.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Pulp Fiction: Samuel L. Jackson's Monologue
ALT: Pulp Fiction: Samuel L. Jackson's Monologue
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If billionaires didn't want us to set all their stuff on fire then why is everything they own so fucking flammable, it makes no sense
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parshallnet @parshallnet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Lloyd Alexander’s Chronicles of Prydain. Book of Three, Black Cauldron, The High King. Roy Hobbs named his bat Wonderboy, I named mine Drynwyn.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 28/08/2026
A gritty comic reimagining of the Toy Story franchise would feature an extended storyline around toys that escape from the CPSC testing facility.
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Same.
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Dream Job: Retirement
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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parshallnet @parshallnet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The five Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most: 5) Willie: Willie hears ya, Willie don't care 4) I feel we should "rasta-fy" him by 10% or so 3) Marge: Homer you've got it set on Whore 2) Grandpa: Little bit from Column A, little from Column B 1) Bart: I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 21/08/2026
I have faith in the Irish to make sure that he does not enjoy spending time in Ireland
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parshallnet @parshallnet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sure there are probably others but this might be the first show in the collection I’ve stumbled upon that I remember actually going to
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
⚠️BREAKING NEWS IN AUSTRALIA - BOLLARDS FLIP A TESLA⚠️ #WorldBollardAssociation
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This concludes the Patriot Games 2026--a name that implies we'll be doing this again next year Here's my favorite picture of the day Thanks for reading
A square cardboard trashcan that says "Trash Only" at the top. On the side of the trash can, the words "2026 Patriot Games." Below that, an AI-generated picture of a young muscular woman looking noble and gladiatorial with a fiery background very reminscent of The Hunger Games
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Robert McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Happy Dogust, everybody.
Photo of a dog jumping into Lake Michigan.
The lake stretches off to the horizon. It is early evening, so the sky near the horizon is rosy and peach. A faint yellow belt of Venus divides that part of the sky from the blue above. The dog is caught in mid-air. It took off from the shore and will hit the water maybe 10 or 12 feet out into the lake.
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parshallnet @parshallnet.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I salute this thread.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 22/07/2026
In the bizarre world of short-form video, nobody is allowed to take a breath | Adrian Chiles
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In the bizarre world of short-form video, nobody is allowed to take a breath | Adrian Chiles
I never thought I’d miss punctuation so much, but as the pauses on social media videos are cut to shreds, I wonder where the assault on our senses will end, writes Adrian Chiles
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 16/07/2026
Breaking news: The lining of the Lincoln Memorial’s Reflecting Pool peeled in at least seven places along seams that were created when the material was applied, indicating likely problems in how it was installed, according to experts and a Post analysis.
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Reflecting Pool peeling likely caused by application flaws, experts say
President Donald Trump has blamed vandals, but a Washington Post analysis finds that the peeling tracks closely with stages of the renovation process.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 12/07/2026
The thing about being ruled by a gerontocracy is that cohort mortality is a probability density, meaning all these fuckers start dying around the same time -- in clusters. The same Weibull Distribution "bathtub curve" explains why batches of light bulbs and hard drives all die in the same month.
A line graph plotting the probability density function of a Weibull distribution over time. The horizontal axis represents elapsed time, and the vertical axis represents the probability of failure. The curve models a wear-out scenario where the shape parameter is greater than one.At the beginning of the timeline, the line starts near zero, indicating a very low risk of early failure. It remains low and relatively flat across the initial and middle stages of life. As time advances toward the right, the line curves sharply upward (called the "bathtub curve" because it resembles the back of a bathtub. It forms a steep, narrow peak that represents a concentrated cluster of failures near the end of the maximum lifespan. After reaching this maximum peak, the curve plunges rapidly back down to zero, indicating that nearly all subjects in the population have failed.
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Marimu-chan, a mascot from Lake Akan in Kushiro City, is a sentient ball of algae wearing a traditional local Ainu costume.
A green ball with eyes and limbs is wearing a traditional blue costume and standing in a shopping mall.
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parshallnet @parshallnet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
On a holiday road trip to a cabin in the middle of nowhere and on the way caught a little Rebel Spirit driving through Florence. Cheers @akilahhughes.com & @dansinker.com
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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“The Beast" is the nickname for the heavily armored, fortified car used by POTUS . Weighing btwn 15k and 20k pounds (7-9 tons), the car features military-grade armor plating 8” thick—essentially a military tank disguised as a luxury limousine” The dumb shit drove this on a curing reflecting pool
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Sean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
You could have asked any landscaping expert for a comment. Respect to the reporter who went to Four Seasons Total Landscaping. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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Jyoti Mishra @jyotimishra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Well, that was a fucking ride.
A cropped screenshot of an article section titled "Gary Larson cartoon incident" from a Tumblr page. The text describes a controversy involving a Far Side cartoon and Jane Goodall. 

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Gary Larson cartoon incident

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 In 1987 Gary Larson published a Far Side cartoon of two chimpanzees grooming, in which one discovers a blonde hair and says, "Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"[127] The Jane Goodall Institute called the cartoon an "atrocity" in a letter drafted by its lawyers to Larson and his syndicate. Goodall, who was in Africa at the time, later found the cartoon amusing.[128] 

She went on to name it her favourite depiction of herself in pop culture.[129] Larson offered profits from sales of a shirt featuring the cartoon to the Jane Goodall Institute.[130] 

Goodall wrote the preface to The Far Side Gallery 5, detailing her version of the controversy.[131] She praised Larson's creative ideas, which often compare and contrast the behaviour of humans and animals. 

In 1988 Larson visited Goodall's research facility in Tanzania.[128] While there, he was attacked by a chimpanzee named Frodo.[127][132]
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016
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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 14/06/2026
Current* conditions near Evanston, IL:
NE view of the Evanston Dempster St Beach in the foreground and Lake Michigan beyond. // Image captured at: 2026-06-14 02:06:15 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: youtube.com/@evanstonbeach1885 // Current Temp in Evanston: 77 F | 25 C // Precip: broken clouds // Wind: SSW at 2 mph | 3 kph // Humidity: 77%
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 10/06/2026
the cars don't drive themselves and we're still nowhere near Mars, but you can't question Elon Musk's ability to deliver screwworms and racial violence
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If you're the kind of sicko who'd like to see shots of several different crowds of New Yorkers booing the president, this video is for you. (Watches for a third time.)
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TrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 09/06/2026
LOL if you thought the Trump boos were loud on TV, wait until you hear them from inside MSG. Video courtesy of Evan Roberts from WFAN on X.
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The pit for Tom Skilling is going to be insane
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Riot Fest Announces 2026 Lineup: Tool, Alanis Morissette, Twin Peaks — And Tom Skilling
The fest returns Sept. 18-20 to Douglass Park, and three-day passes are now available. Legendary Chicago weatherman Tom Skilling is slated to make an appearance.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Good morning to everyone stumbling through 2026
a white crab by a hydrothermal vent with the caption, "This creature has adapted to the crushing pressure and oppressive darkness."
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Campos: While I want to thank CBS news for funding this generous gift towards my education, I want to acknowledge how the recent direction of the outlet stains the legacy of Mike Wallace, the namesake of this scholarship.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I don’t usually say watch videos but the payoff is worth it.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
/23 Responsibility is not a zero-sum game. It can be held by several people without diminishing anyone’s share. The administration set the tone here and gave the marching orders. It also started sending inexperienced dipshits to do grown-up jobs in politically motivated cases.
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Isaac Rowlett @isaacrowlett.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Milwaukee, 20 years ago today Robert Wyland’s whale mural is torn down along with the Courthouse annex. Wyland graciously offered to paint a new mural elsewhere instead, but County Executive Scott Walker asked him to *pay* Milwaukee County to do it. Wyland’s reaction is below.
Photo of the whale mural on the Milwaukee county courthouse annex being torn downFish eye lens photo of the whale mural on the annex while it was being paintedPhoto of the whale mural on the courthouse annexWyland offered to paint a new mural, but then-County Executive Scott Walker wanted the artist to pay the county for the pleasure.
"That's probably the dumbest thing I've ever heard," Wyland the Journal Sentinel. "They want to charge me to come there and give a free mural to the county? This guy's really
out of touch. This is a first."
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
no
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This is a senator L. Louise Lucas appreciation post
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 20/04/2026
An onion will do well for such a shift
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