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@parasyte.info
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Fake computer-toucher by trade. He/Him.

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parasyte @parasyte.info · 02/10/2026
damn remedy made the best prototype
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 29/09/2026
1. came out over a decade ago 2. ported to many many platforms 3. owned by microsoft, though it wasn't when it was originally released 4. beloved by many games who are still to this day making mods for it the facts don't lie: Skyrim is a Doom
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 25/09/2026
i am Bad at games and especially Bad at Stealth Games and well, that's Silent Hill Townfall. got to play as Zoe and i just do not want to play what this game is, which is too bad because it looks gorgeous and seems interesting. ah well there's cheats and mods if the refund is denied
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 23/09/2026
i feel like i just had a stroke
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"Is MST3K a sitcom?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 12/08/2026
he's back!!!
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
it’s her whip
ro laren from tng
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
always hearing terrible news about that platner guy. at this point i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that he had an actual nazi tattoo on his chest. i bet everyone would immediately cease supporting him to avoid embarrassing themselves, if that happened
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 12/06/2026
this is even more hilarious than it sounds because it's actually fucking vtubers also more depressing than it sounds because the psych thinks ai can deliver therapy
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Hilltop @hilltopworks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
After many years of development, the Kowloon's Gate English Patch is now available.
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Deb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
would howl rip one like this or like this
howl from howls moving castle smoking a bong using a calcifer lighterSame as previous image but with calcifer bong
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I love you too Robocop
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/05/2026
modern AAA gaming is obsessed with squeezing between two rocks. the higher the budget, the flashier the graphics, the more two rocks you're going to have to squeeze through
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 01/05/2026
training my butthole to fart like an air horn
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Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
fox just had a banner referring to mamdani's planned grocery store as "trader zo's," and one must admit that's a good bit
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Caroline 🕯️ @carolinempls.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
sometimes a cream cheesed bagel is just the ticket. rt if you agree.
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Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 09/01/2026
Mario 2 enemies come in two flavors: #AGDQ2026
meme saying baby boy. baby and showing cute mario 2 enemies then saying evil and a picture of phanto
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 08/01/2026
time for my favorite part of games done quick, the awful block!
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 24/12/2025
IMPORTANT PET TIP: do not ever teach your cat about gnosticism; they will call you the demiurge whenever you're more than five minutes late feeding them
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Ryoichi Hasegawa @rio-hasegawa.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
gamehistory.org/segachannel/ Back in early 90s at SEGA of Japan, we did not have a chance to see SEGA CHANNEL in operation so this article and the video is absolutely fascinating...!
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Jer Performing Twitch.tv/HeadlessBloodIdol 10-10-26 6:30 PM PDT @whydoisay.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Bjork's hitboxes are wild
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 11/12/2025
you will be visited by three spirits
the three disembodied green heads from 'Spirited Away'
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 28/11/2025
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 14/11/2025
I made you a flowchart: www.todayintabs.com/p/no-one-tru...
A flowchart: On top, a large oval is labeled “Should I defend the New York Times on social media?” below it is a single arrow pointing to a box labeled “No.”
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
image of karl marx as a superhero with the text "thomas chatterton williams is joining the war on pedophilia on the side of pedophilia"
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
RIP pennies. You were good for certain things www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9aM...
youtube.com
Ass Pennies - Upright Citizens Brigade
YouTube video by Comedy Central
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🛸 astrafera 🪐 @astrafera.online · 31/10/2025
Hi everynyan long time no post here have some art
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 20/10/2025
watching Ares, it's a pretty decent nin video it would whip ass if there was a tron character action roguelike a la hades
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 16/10/2025
peavis
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Video Game History Foundation @handle.invalid · 22/09/2025
mods are asleep, post 600dpi Mr. Bones box art
Extremely high-resolution box art for Mr. Bones for Sega Saturn.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 11/09/2025
Yeah well we have this little thing called freedom of the press. Yeah it’s pretty neat. 3 guys control the media and social media and they have more wealth than half the planet. If you ask about gun control they put you in a dog cage
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
My thoughts and prayers are with the families of all the posters who will get banned today. They made the ultimate sacrifice and we will honor their memories
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 10/09/2025
Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 10/09/2025
Political violence has had its global center in the United States. Saying it has no place here is just fucking stupid and ahistorical. A lie. It just usually happens to one class around the globe.
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 07/09/2025
gimme some of that homoglobin
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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
This is as much effort as I am willing to put into making this image
Nerevar sucked me off??? YouTube thumbnail with Dagoth Ur instead of that guy Rob
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
A magazine ad from an old 1980 comic magazine for 'Genuine Soil from Dracula's Castle' in a coffin pendant. Only 5000 available! $17.95 and you can wear a gram of Vlad the Impaler's castle soil.An edited version of the Symphony of the Night what is a man dracula dialogue with Dracula looking a bit miserable on his throne and saying "Times are hard. I've got to sell soil from my own castle. Buy some, will ya?" Created with the Death Generator website
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
extremely online guy @nickmullen
itll be interesting to see who "hates the dems" when they get genocided and need someone to show up 21 months later and shrug their shoulders
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
"KIDS, LEAVE. this delicious cereal that's part of a healthy breakfast is now MINE," as clarence boddicker takes the cereal from the kids and then robocop shoots the box out of his hands and the kids celebrate by standing in the middle of the street eating cereal
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 24/07/2025
this is kind of cool but mostly disappointing. a lego set that builds to all flat bits and heavily leans on decals is just not that interesting to me
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
(Whispering to date) That’s Batman
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profhedgehog.bsky.social @profhedgehog.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
"Lock in"? bitch I'm locked out. I made too many attempts and now I can't access my brain for 24 hours.
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Dr. Davey F. Wright ⛏️🦕🧬 @daveyfwright.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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