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Fake computer-toucher by trade. He/Him.

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parasyte @parasyte.info · 02/10/2026
damn remedy made the best prototype
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 29/09/2026
1. came out over a decade ago 2. ported to many many platforms 3. owned by microsoft, though it wasn't when it was originally released 4. beloved by many games who are still to this day making mods for it the facts don't lie: Skyrim is a Doom
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 25/09/2026
i am Bad at games and especially Bad at Stealth Games and well, that's Silent Hill Townfall. got to play as Zoe and i just do not want to play what this game is, which is too bad because it looks gorgeous and seems interesting. ah well there's cheats and mods if the refund is denied
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 23/09/2026
i feel like i just had a stroke
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 18/09/2026
tbh that's not actually better
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"Is MST3K a sitcom?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 12/08/2026
he's back!!!
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
it’s her whip
ro laren from tng
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 12/07/2026
the same way dragonball games have a dozen gokus, this one has a dozen versions of kurt russell
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
always hearing terrible news about that platner guy. at this point i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that he had an actual nazi tattoo on his chest. i bet everyone would immediately cease supporting him to avoid embarrassing themselves, if that happened
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 12/06/2026
this is even more hilarious than it sounds because it's actually fucking vtubers also more depressing than it sounds because the psych thinks ai can deliver therapy
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Hilltop @hilltopworks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
After many years of development, the Kowloon's Gate English Patch is now available.
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Deb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
would howl rip one like this or like this
howl from howls moving castle smoking a bong using a calcifer lighterSame as previous image but with calcifer bong
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I love you too Robocop
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/05/2026
modern AAA gaming is obsessed with squeezing between two rocks. the higher the budget, the flashier the graphics, the more two rocks you're going to have to squeeze through
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 01/05/2026
im sorry i couldn't invite you but i fucking gasped when i got to the mayor saying she wants Dianne Feinstein's nose and the plastic surgeon's song later is brilliant
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 01/05/2026
training my butthole to fart like an air horn
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 30/04/2026
thank you so much for this. i am going to make my friends and myself watch this immediately
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 28/04/2026
i agree cops aren't fully human
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 22/04/2026
correct. we need the kind of leftist who considers the issue thoroughly and decides we must go with the republican policy from 10-15 years ago instead
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Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
fox just had a banner referring to mamdani's planned grocery store as "trader zo's," and one must admit that's a good bit
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 09/04/2026
fertility rate is defined as live births per 1000 people of childbearing age who could give birth so births to people age 13-19 compared to the number of women and trans men that age yields fertility rate for teenagers
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 01/04/2026
it's absolutely real and really does solve things and prove innocence but it's also often practiced with the same rigor as other forensic "sciences"
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 28/03/2026
sure, go ahead
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 28/03/2026
Brave uses the IOS webkit as its engine so it'd be vulnerable to the exploits, but the loader might need to be rewritten to exploit the vulnerability. older darksword versions checked if Chrome was used and had Safari load the exploit instead laptops are different as the engine isn't apple webkit
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 28/03/2026
DarkSword doesn't target anything other than ios18, so officially anyone not on an iphone xr/xs or ipad 7th gen (model nos A2197-2198) either has a device too old to be vulnerable to it or would have to update to ios26. for those models listed there is an update that fixes the exploit.
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Caroline 🕯️ @carolinempls.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
sometimes a cream cheesed bagel is just the ticket. rt if you agree.
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 30/01/2026
i vote in opposition of anyone in favor of giving more money to cops, got you covered fam
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 28/01/2026
Here's how I'll torture you Pavel. Number one: the bone tea
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Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 09/01/2026
Mario 2 enemies come in two flavors: #AGDQ2026
meme saying baby boy. baby and showing cute mario 2 enemies then saying evil and a picture of phanto
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 08/01/2026
time for my favorite part of games done quick, the awful block!
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 31/12/2025
don't remember where i saw it, but if you start Hackers at 10:26:35PM Zero Cool will yell "Hack the planet!" at midnight did this in 2023 so i can confirm
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 24/12/2025
IMPORTANT PET TIP: do not ever teach your cat about gnosticism; they will call you the demiurge whenever you're more than five minutes late feeding them
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 21/12/2025
youtu.be/VgFOuZ0PUjg?...
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big ass bowl of spaghetti
YouTube video by vampsprite
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Ryoichi Hasegawa @rio-hasegawa.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
gamehistory.org/segachannel/ Back in early 90s at SEGA of Japan, we did not have a chance to see SEGA CHANNEL in operation so this article and the video is absolutely fascinating...!
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Jer Performing Twitch.tv/HeadlessBloodIdol 10-10-26 6:30 PM PDT @whydoisay.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Bjork's hitboxes are wild
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 13/12/2025
wasn't aware getting fired was the same as being shot to death
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 11/12/2025
this is why any new gerrymandering was going to fail fwiw, doing it any harder risked losing a lot of districts tbh would've been funny to see it succeed due to that but i get why the ds needed to vote it down
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 11/12/2025
you will be visited by three spirits
the three disembodied green heads from 'Spirited Away'
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 28/11/2025
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 24/11/2025
"Thank you," the KGB says. "We do our best but truly, it's nothing compared to American propaganda. Your people believe everything your state media tells them." The CIA agent drops his drink in shock and disgust. "Thank you friend, but you must be confused... There's no propaganda in America."
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 19/11/2025
oh, he posted it! bsky.app/profile/kapp...
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 19/11/2025
i showed this to a friend and he was compelled to do this
a photograph of Doc Brown in his workshop from the film Back to the Future. however this photo has been photoshopped to make him wear the "Legalize Recreational Plutonium" ugly sweater under his lab coat
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 14/11/2025
I made you a flowchart: www.todayintabs.com/p/no-one-tru...
A flowchart: On top, a large oval is labeled “Should I defend the New York Times on social media?” below it is a single arrow pointing to a box labeled “No.”
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
image of karl marx as a superhero with the text "thomas chatterton williams is joining the war on pedophilia on the side of pedophilia"
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
RIP pennies. You were good for certain things www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9aM...
youtube.com
Ass Pennies - Upright Citizens Brigade
YouTube video by Comedy Central
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 11/11/2025
so you're saying we have to make sure they literally die
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🛸 astrafera 🪐 @astrafera.online · 31/10/2025
Hi everynyan long time no post here have some art
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