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@parasyte.info
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Fake computer-toucher by trade. He/Him.

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parasyte @parasyte.info · 19/11/2025
i showed this to a friend and he was compelled to do this
a photograph of Doc Brown in his workshop from the film Back to the Future. however this photo has been photoshopped to make him wear the "Legalize Recreational Plutonium" ugly sweater under his lab coat
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 26/09/2025
stock photo of a man working at a computer with a video editing suite on both monitors. there's a twist, though: the man's head is actually that of a predator from the Predator movies, and the video clips on the monitor are also from the film Predator
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 29/07/2025
the character zagreus from the video game hades, holding a basketball
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 01/06/2025
the boys are napping through the heat #cats
photo of two cats sleeping on the carpet. the top one is a chonky black boy stretched on his side and the other is a creamy orange guy curling up a bit. the carpet looks like outer space, the kind you'd see at a bowling alley
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 03/05/2025
the "real yakuza use a gamepad" splash screen from the yakuza game series but altered to say "real yakuza use a wii balance board"
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 23/12/2024
catte
Fifty the orange cat sits on the floor, head turned towards the viewer. He's giving you his best Blue Steel.
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 20/12/2024
two orange cats laying next to one another, just barely touching
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 13/12/2024
why are black cats Like That
Jiji the cat sits atop a pair of shoes. They're my shoes and he is glaring at me, mad that i would even consider leaving for work
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 25/11/2024
an illustration of fists with knuckle tattoos reading ISO-8601, the ISO standard for  date formats
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 23/11/2024
pov: the food bowls are empty #caturday
an orange cat named fifty has a annoyed and smug look on his face, with empty food bowls about to be filled with cat food

he would like to speak to your manager about this
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 17/11/2024
i love this game
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 29/10/2024
he looked cold so i tucked him in
an orange cat on top of a couch with a tan blanket partially covering himthe same orange cat but now he is curled up with his head down all tucked in to the blanket
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 25/09/2024
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 31/08/2024
parasite eve ii is wild
a screenshot of parasite eve ii. a mutated four legged animal with a weird monkey-camel face is staring at the viewer.
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 30/08/2024
i did my part!
a screenshot of the quoted skeet, just liked - the counter hit 400
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 20/07/2024
this is very funny timing because my friends and i just built a catio that's basically an awning because i wanted to screen this dang window it works great!
the back side of a house. there's a hastily constructed lean-to/awning covered in a screen materialthe inside of the lean-to from the previous photo. an ikea doll bed sits against one side, an orange cat on it looking at the camera. another orange cat sits on the wood floor by the bed.
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 04/05/2024
oh, these black panthers? that rules, i'm glad students are getting this kind of education
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 16/04/2024
at the vet my partner's cat got a rectal temperature check and climbed himself back in his carrier and tried to close the top that's enough vet i'll pack myself, ship me home
a large black cat who has placed himself back inside his gray cat carrier with mesh sides. it's on the floor of an exam room and he is eager to get back home
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 04/04/2024
whole account gets flagged because he's a racist transphobe
eric owens skeet giving dems advice to embrace transphobia
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 29/03/2024
i'm sorry this is the first thing i thought of
a panel from the "thirsty looking flower" meme, depicting two stick figure people who appear distressed. the person on the left states "i... am NOT doing that"
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 08/03/2024
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 26/02/2024
idk i remember libs not doing shit under trump
a collage of tweets from liberals on twitter threatening to burn it all down when republicans try to replace ruth bader ginsburg

important to note that at no point did they ever follow through
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 25/02/2024
sunday vibes 🤼‍♂️
photo of a living room. in the foreground is a tuxedo cat named Dandy looking cute, laying on my legs which are covered in a blanket with a star pattern on it. 
in the background is a large tv with the 1992 royal rumble playing
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 26/12/2023
screenshot of Tweet from Brendel (@brendelbored)
Kid: Santa, what's the story of your reindeer names?
Santa: Why, I name them after memories, like Prancer frolicking through the snow!
Kid: what about Donner?
*a dark countenance settles in Santa's face*
Santa: the year was 1847, snowfall had trapped us in the Sierra Nevada–
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 11/11/2023
a friend of mine has the book of the subgenius out of curiosity and he didn't know just how racist it was
page from the book of the subgenius, including a photo of a fake particle called bobyon that appears as a swastika made of four tobacco pipes
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 14/10/2023
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 05/10/2023
i'm so out of it i didn't know there's a dude named daddy ass
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 05/10/2023
this is real #aew #aewdynamite
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 24/09/2023
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 08/09/2023
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 04/09/2023
nice, i think i have the same carpet
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 01/08/2023
an anime band you say
it looks like a boy band but is actually the cast of hit anime series mobile suit gundam wing — from left to right, Heero, Duo, Trowa, Wufei, and Quatre
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parasyte @parasyte.info · 28/07/2023
skeet da cheat
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