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Bütt Kraken

@paranew.bsky.social
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Peel off the napkin O my enemy. Do I terrify? — Local minarchist State liberal Federal progressive Universal socialist

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Palm Beach GOP endorses candidate accused of child sex abuseThe most prominent Palm Beach Republican of all time, noted pederast and president Donald J. Trump
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like a sommelier at a raw milk bar
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fairness applies to others. Generosity applies to yourself.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Matt Dinniman should be incredibly proud of making one of the antagonists in Dungeon Crawler Carl an ICE agent. Prescient.
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When the only two options at the gas pump are Reg and Rec, you’re bout to hear banjos
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🧵Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro's husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.”
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Direct communication instead of triangulation and back stabbing is a lost art
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Honeycrisp apples make for a dogshit cider
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is also why, as Terence Tao pointed out, genAI mathematics sucks: it removes every bit of unexpected consilience that comes from understanding the mental model and process. "Oh shit, this could be used to think about this totally other thing" is *how all mathematics grows*
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Of all movies, it was 8 Crazy Nights. My buddy and I couldn’t stop laughing at that dumbass movie. Nobody else in the theater “got it” and we got a lot of looks, but it was perfect. We laughed loud and long and until we cried. It was a full theater and nobody else was laughing.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A scene from wolf of Wall Street wheee Leo asks someone to sell him a pen. In the meme that person is labeled anthropic, and he says it’s going to kill everyone
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 12/09/2026
If you showed up at Defcon and gave talk about how your autonomous malware did something unexpected and damaged someone else's computers, the first question from the audience would be "Why are you so shit at making secure sandboxes?" It wouldn't be "How are you so awesome at making hacking tools?"
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
On the other site, mainstream Dems can’t stop attacking Hasan Piker. Over here, everyone seems to be pulling for AES. The other site is just wrong about this place.
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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ALT: Midra Lord of Flame Intro
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Turns out the states are “laboratories of misogyny”
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I grew out of brewing beer for a microbrewery as a career path, and I gave up on homesteading and so did society. Now I need to have a serious profession.
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
TFW you send the outrageously unfair first draft of the contract to the other side and they just send back a signature page.
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The softest snowflakes in the world.
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Elon Musk became a trillionaire this week and also made over $100 billion in the last 24 hours on the IPO of a house of cards. Nothing fucking matters. Life is fake. Do something that makes you happy, like tarring and feathering your local billionaire.
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Jess Zimmerman @jesszimmerman.com · 17/06/2026
Who wants to see a job listing with several escalating jump scares www.publishersmarketplace.com/jobs/view.cg...
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Regret is realizing you could have made more money as a bartender in a ski town than as an attorney in Michigan.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 16/06/2026
"Under no circumstances may we touch the endowment. We would sooner take Henry Kissinger’s name off our Center for the Study of Human Rights than take another penny out of the endowment."
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A University President Responds to Those Who Have Suggested the School Should Dip Into the Endowment
“We hear you. You are valid. You. Matter. Secondly, and no less importantly, let me make something clear: The. Endowment. Is. Not. For. You.” May 11 2021 5/8...
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UncleEraserheadBabyBilly @lepcyrus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
imagine a waffle house chef throwing shrimp in your mouth
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Just found out about A.I. successionists - humans who want to bring about the supremacy of A.I. - and I just want to walk off into the sea and swim forever.
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I didn’t realize how far left I was on foreign policy until listening to Matt Duss on Ezra Klein’s podcast. This guy is advising AOC and used to advise Sanders. But he sounds so centrist on so many issues. He’s correct on Gaza but basically “we need politically viable ideas” on everything else.
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Pleased to post my draft article, “Discovering the Historical Anglo-American Constitution.” I study the history of birthright citizenship from the 1100s to the 1700s. The English common-law rule of natural-born subjects was always tied to territory and jurisdiction. papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This onion is more valuable than an NFT.
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
A fade-out while the band plays is an absolute failure of imagination on how to end a song. You started playing you can end it figgeritout
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Me paging through at 12 looking for the “Song of Songs”
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
If you’ve never received one of these from OC or OP, are you even practicing law?
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Jimmy Saville was like Epstein but so much worse. He was completely entrenched in the media and politics in a very upfront way, and abused thousands of people as young as 5 and as old as 45 including spinal injury patients he met soliciting donations for the BBC. A true psychopath.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
This is an incredible tweet.
Tweet from Reverend Jordan Wells: "Why So Many Protestants Are Done with the Modern Papacy

I respect Catholicism deeply, but this is exactly why so many Protestants have major issues with the current direction of the Vatican.

The Pope’s clear liberal political bent is impossible to defend."
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Back from the bad place for awhile.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Wow, the White House is so shaken by the turn in the public mood that they thought Chuck Schumer might actually rise up and "seize this moment" to get meaningful concessions. That's how panicked they are. They thought Chuck Schumer would do something.
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Matt Leeds @mleeds2048.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
ICE THUGS & NAZI GESTAPO ARE THE SAME. THEY ARE MURDERERS
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Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
yo mamma’s kerning so bad, all her hyperlinks say “dick here”
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Can't wait for government reliance on the Exxon Climate Report, the Genocide Data Report sponsored by Raytheon, the Corporate Ethics Quarterly Report from Boeing, and the Civil Liberties Update from Palantir.
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I am once again begging folks to understand the law as a fundamentally human endeavor.
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Trump is a pedofilé, which is a thickening powder (filé) derived from feet. He's also a kiddie diddler.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
One of the OBBBA provisions, S. 71111, stops a reform of nursing homes. That reform would require an RN on site 24/7, and that residents in the home get a minimum of 3.48 hours of direct interactive care per day. That's it. Eliminated by OBBBA Not about waste, fraud, and abuse, just $ for operators.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

I Want You to Understand Chicago
Politics Chicago
2025-11-08

I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.

Every day my phone buzzes. It is a neighborhood group: four people were kidnapped at the corner drugstore. A friend a mile away sends a Slack message: she was at the scene when masked men assaulted and abducted two people on the street. A plumber working on my pipes is distraught, and I find out that two of his employees were kidnapped that morning. A week later it happens again.

An email arrives. Agents with guns have chased a teacher into the school where she works. They did not have a warrant. They dragged her away, ignoring her and her colleagues’ pleas to show proof of her documentation. That evening I stand a few feet from the parents of Rayito de Sol and listen to them describe, with anguish, how good Ms. Diana was to their children. What it is like to have strangers with guns traumatize your kids. For a teacher to hide a three-year-old child for fear they might be killed. How their relatives will no longer leave the house. I hear the pain and fury in their voices, and I wonder who will be next.

Understand what it is to pray in Chicago. On September 19th, Reverend David Black, lead pastor at First Presbyterian Church of Chicago, was praying outside the ICE detention center in Broadview when a DHS agent shot him in the head with pepper balls. Pepper balls are never supposed to be fired at the head because they can seriously injure, or even kill. “We could hear them laughing as they were shooting us from the roof,” Black recalled. He is not the only member of the clergy ICE has assaulted. Methodist pastor Hannah Kardon was violently arrested on October 17th, and Baptist pastor Michael Woolf was shot with pepper balls on November 1st.

Understand what it is to sleep in Chicago. On the night of September 30th, federal agents rappelled from a Black Hawk helicopter to execute a raid on an apartment building on the South Sho…
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 10/11/2025
I understand that these are disgusting fucking psychos but just to be clear: their plan is to submit the exact same bill in Dec that Republicans immediately blocked while Dems had enormous leverage, but now doing it without ANY leverage at all after giving them everything they wanted. Right?
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Jonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 10/11/2025
Just imagining the media on Earth 2 on a day when President Harris's aides are fighting to withhold food stamps and raise healthcare prices for tens of millions of Americans while she hosts a former affiliate of al-Qaeda and ISIS in the Oval Office
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Trump lies an average of 21 times per day. Provably. Stupidly. When it matters bigly and when it doesn't even matter. You believed these lies, then gave away the method of accountability. Useless Quisling
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