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Bütt Kraken

@paranew.bsky.social
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Peel off the napkin O my enemy. Do I terrify? — Local minarchist State liberal Federal progressive Universal socialist

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Palm Beach GOP endorses candidate accused of child sex abuseThe most prominent Palm Beach Republican of all time, noted pederast and president Donald J. Trump
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like a sommelier at a raw milk bar
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thats not Pocahontas either. She painted with the colors of the rainbow and sang with the voices of the wind.
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
With all the Islams they do too, it’s a KenTacoHut
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fairness applies to others. Generosity applies to yourself.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Donut swallowing his lies is a great touch. The ruling class will always sympathize with copaganda.
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Matt Dinniman should be incredibly proud of making one of the antagonists in Dungeon Crawler Carl an ICE agent. Prescient.
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Human dignity. That’s it. That’s the minimum and also almost always *enough*.
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When the only two options at the gas pump are Reg and Rec, you’re bout to hear banjos
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reading the Canterbury Tales before screening to get up on the lingo
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me internally: “I should appeal this raggedy-ass ruling” To my client as they open their wallet and several moths come flitting out: “I disagree with this ruling, they didn’t [follow/understand] the law. I’m sorry this happened.
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Free Palestine” and “what about Gaza” being changed into “incitements to violence against Jews” is a pretzel you seemingly don’t have the logical capability to unfuck.
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🧵Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro's husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.”
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Direct communication instead of triangulation and back stabbing is a lost art
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Honeycrisp apples make for a dogshit cider
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is also why, as Terence Tao pointed out, genAI mathematics sucks: it removes every bit of unexpected consilience that comes from understanding the mental model and process. "Oh shit, this could be used to think about this totally other thing" is *how all mathematics grows*
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Of all movies, it was 8 Crazy Nights. My buddy and I couldn’t stop laughing at that dumbass movie. Nobody else in the theater “got it” and we got a lot of looks, but it was perfect. We laughed loud and long and until we cried. It was a full theater and nobody else was laughing.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A scene from wolf of Wall Street wheee Leo asks someone to sell him a pen. In the meme that person is labeled anthropic, and he says it’s going to kill everyone
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rottcodd
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Chihiro's Good Luck Thumbs Up
ALT: Chihiro's Good Luck Thumbs Up
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dr Prunesquallor
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Nicolas Flamel in his Alchemical Lab
ALT: Nicolas Flamel in his Alchemical Lab
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mr Flay
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Ratatouille Anton-ego
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Steerpike
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nannie Slagg
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Tracey Ullman: That Close... I Touched It Meme
ALT: Tracey Ullman: That Close... I Touched It Meme
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I once said I was going to “smash this”about my meal and someone thought it was about them and omg I can’t say it ever again.
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
… of cuteness overload
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 12/09/2026
If you showed up at Defcon and gave talk about how your autonomous malware did something unexpected and damaged someone else's computers, the first question from the audience would be "Why are you so shit at making secure sandboxes?" It wouldn't be "How are you so awesome at making hacking tools?"
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The writing is great. I’m still not sure where it is going, but I’m in it now.
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You got me to check out the first audiobook, btw. Sweet!
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Like this guy? (Silksong brainrot)
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Misdirection on the anniversary of kirkmas
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
On the other site, mainstream Dems can’t stop attacking Hasan Piker. Over here, everyone seems to be pulling for AES. The other site is just wrong about this place.
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Explosive diarrhea
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Midra Lord of Flame Intro
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Jimi Hendrix’s star spangled banner was made to sound like war. youtu.be/sjzZh6-h9fM?...
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Jimi Hendrix - The Star Spangled Banner [ National Anthem ] ( Live at Woodstock 1969 )
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Turns out the states are “laboratories of misogyny”
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
You hired someone named Chuck Poon…. What did you expect?
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Charles Motherfucking Poon is exactly the guy I would trust to fuck up the engineering dept with A.I. slopulence.
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Also, the current internet is a disastrous mistake.
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I grew out of brewing beer for a microbrewery as a career path, and I gave up on homesteading and so did society. Now I need to have a serious profession.
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I remember when my dad had a beeper and his first gray brick cell phone. I remember AIM and AOL chatrooms. Sid meier’s Civilization. MSDOS. Watching Columbine on the TV at school, and then 9/11. Is that elderly or younger?
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
TFW you send the outrageously unfair first draft of the contract to the other side and they just send back a signature page.
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The softest snowflakes in the world.
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
That was the place that served my 96 year old grandmother a slice of pecan pie that took her back to when her dad took her to Washington DC when she was 12.
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Elon Musk became a trillionaire this week and also made over $100 billion in the last 24 hours on the IPO of a house of cards. Nothing fucking matters. Life is fake. Do something that makes you happy, like tarring and feathering your local billionaire.
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Thank you for reminding me of the ancient texts:
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Camellia Grill in NOLA has elevated it to an artform. The cooks are also the servers
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Jess Zimmerman @jesszimmerman.com · 17/06/2026
Who wants to see a job listing with several escalating jump scares www.publishersmarketplace.com/jobs/view.cg...
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Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
He formed us from clay or some shit idk
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