Reposted by Bütt KrakenKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My man looks like a sommelier at a raw milk bar 43768
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Thats not Pocahontas either. She painted with the colors of the rainbow and sang with the voices of the wind. 050
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Fairness applies to others. Generosity applies to yourself. 001
Reposted by Bütt Krakenlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world 434437786
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Donut swallowing his lies is a great touch. The ruling class will always sympathize with copaganda. 000
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Matt Dinniman should be incredibly proud of making one of the antagonists in Dungeon Crawler Carl an ICE agent. Prescient. 110
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Human dignity. That’s it. That’s the minimum and also almost always *enough*. 080
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When the only two options at the gas pump are Reg and Rec, you’re bout to hear banjos 000
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Reading the Canterbury Tales before screening to get up on the lingo 000
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Me internally: “I should appeal this raggedy-ass ruling” To my client as they open their wallet and several moths come flitting out: “I disagree with this ruling, they didn’t [follow/understand] the law. I’m sorry this happened. 010
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“Free Palestine” and “what about Gaza” being changed into “incitements to violence against Jews” is a pretzel you seemingly don’t have the logical capability to unfuck. 120
Reposted by Bütt KrakenCaroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026🧵Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro's husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.” 23745611211
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Direct communication instead of triangulation and back stabbing is a lost art 000
Reposted by Bütt KrakenPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This is also why, as Terence Tao pointed out, genAI mathematics sucks: it removes every bit of unexpected consilience that comes from understanding the mental model and process. "Oh shit, this could be used to think about this totally other thing" is *how all mathematics grows* 316937
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Of all movies, it was 8 Crazy Nights. My buddy and I couldn’t stop laughing at that dumbass movie. Nobody else in the theater “got it” and we got a lot of looks, but it was perfect. We laughed loud and long and until we cried. It was a full theater and nobody else was laughing. 000
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Rottcoddstatic.klipy.comChihiro's Good Luck Thumbs UpALT: Chihiro's Good Luck Thumbs Up 000
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Dr Prunesquallorstatic.klipy.comNicolas Flamel in his Alchemical LabALT: Nicolas Flamel in his Alchemical Lab 000
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Mr Flaystatic.klipy.comRatatouille Anton-egoALT: Ratatouille Anton-ego 000
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Nannie Slaggstatic.klipy.comTracey Ullman: That Close... I Touched It MemeALT: Tracey Ullman: That Close... I Touched It Meme 400
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I once said I was going to “smash this”about my meal and someone thought it was about them and omg I can’t say it ever again. 000
Reposted by Bütt KrakenBy Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 12/09/2026If you showed up at Defcon and gave talk about how your autonomous malware did something unexpected and damaged someone else's computers, the first question from the audience would be "Why are you so shit at making secure sandboxes?" It wouldn't be "How are you so awesome at making hacking tools?" 4519141
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The writing is great. I’m still not sure where it is going, but I’m in it now. 010
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You got me to check out the first audiobook, btw. Sweet! 111
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 27/08/2026On the other site, mainstream Dems can’t stop attacking Hasan Piker. Over here, everyone seems to be pulling for AES. The other site is just wrong about this place. 000
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 04/07/2026static.klipy.comMidra Lord of Flame IntroALT: Midra Lord of Flame Intro 010
Reposted by Bütt KrakenCabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026new metaphor just dropped 1136285068728
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Jimi Hendrix’s star spangled banner was made to sound like war. youtu.be/sjzZh6-h9fM?...youtu.beJimi Hendrix - The Star Spangled Banner [ National Anthem ] ( Live at Woodstock 1969 )YouTube video by Looky Lambert 4345
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 28/06/2026You hired someone named Chuck Poon…. What did you expect? 000
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Charles Motherfucking Poon is exactly the guy I would trust to fuck up the engineering dept with A.I. slopulence. 120
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I grew out of brewing beer for a microbrewery as a career path, and I gave up on homesteading and so did society. Now I need to have a serious profession. 100
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I remember when my dad had a beeper and his first gray brick cell phone. I remember AIM and AOL chatrooms. Sid meier’s Civilization. MSDOS. Watching Columbine on the TV at school, and then 9/11. Is that elderly or younger? 000
Reposted by Bütt KrakenFred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 18/06/2026TFW you send the outrageously unfair first draft of the contract to the other side and they just send back a signature page. 451342
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026That was the place that served my 96 year old grandmother a slice of pecan pie that took her back to when her dad took her to Washington DC when she was 12. 010
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Elon Musk became a trillionaire this week and also made over $100 billion in the last 24 hours on the IPO of a house of cards. Nothing fucking matters. Life is fake. Do something that makes you happy, like tarring and feathering your local billionaire. 000
Bütt Kraken @paranew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Camellia Grill in NOLA has elevated it to an artform. The cooks are also the servers 100
Reposted by Bütt KrakenJess Zimmerman @jesszimmerman.com · 17/06/2026Who wants to see a job listing with several escalating jump scares www.publishersmarketplace.com/jobs/view.cg... 4014934