Reposted by Chris Personrespectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 5hLena Dunham in HBO pitch writing GIRLS on the whiteboard, then wiping away the S so it says GIRL, then adding a dollar sign so it says GIRL$, then wiping it all away and writing ARLI$$ 121089128
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 2hBecause yeah you can be a jagoff and say I’m gonna put Mint or Arch on a laptop but that doesn’t fully get windows out of our life, you’re sucked in again 110
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 2hSo I’ve been trying to approach the idea of divesting from windows less as a “there are alternatives that can theoretically work” angle because that’s passive and hasn’t worked and more an active “what are the friction points in order to be fully free?” angle and yeah this is part of this. 120
Reposted by Chris Persone (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 3hmicrosoft is so entrenched via directory services, orgs can't divest from them without tearing their own skeleton out. this incentivizes (to some extent) azure for cloud, staying on O365 despite how bad most of it is. add to this how utterly shitty Google enterprise is (fisher price version of MS) 3554
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 2hI’ve known people that developed a duster habit and I think it’s the worst one you can have, pure nihilism. 220
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 3hSomething I actually have been trying to parse out is how you’d go about finding an alternative to AD DS, like that seems to be the biggest problem for most orgs. 290
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 3hRight but what I mean is I think people are devaluing the strategic nature of their operating system because of raw profitability but it still serves as a launchpad for their more profitable services and nobody is even close to their market share when it comes to personal, non-server computers. 020
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 3hSaying that Azure is the real money maker for Microsoft while Windows is not is on paper true but they still make a shitload off of Microsoft 365 and Windows’ market share does support that. 5500
Reposted by Chris PersonNetscape @netscape.bsky.social · 4hAbsolute Martian Manhunters power is so crazy I just saw a white boy recite the Shahada in his car over it 216124
Reposted by Chris PersonLuke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 4heven if you sign up for free (there's a free tier!) you're still helping us out 08524
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 4hHave been finally getting around to reading this and it lives up to its reputation 1591
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 4hYou’re right about security services and compliance however there’s also a growing push in EU countries to distance themselves from American tech for sovereignty reasons. 000
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 4hI agree that Azure is the money maker although windows is still not insignificant and ultimately Microsoft 365 is the product that is the most interesting here. They’re a services company and Windows does support their services even if they functionally give the OS away. 100
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 5hWould be funny if they accidentally put Mario in Halo and got sued. 0220
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 5hMy longstanding opinion is that Arch is fine but more often than not it’s for people that want to break their computers as a hobby. I’m too old for that. 020
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 5hAppropriate that Microsoft saw a bunch of projects, half of which were non-functional, where nobody checked the code and where their creators had no intent to maintain them, and thought “this is the future” 4886
Reposted by Chris PersonNetscape @netscape.bsky.social · 5hYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP 2405
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 6hYeah but the problem is that their strategy for AI is also bad. 160
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 6hIt’s the most publicly fried I’ve seen one of these execs be, just a full concession that you don’t know what you’re doing 1220
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 6hGot really annoyed at that Sharma letter because the more I looked at XBOX LABS the less I knew what it was actually supposed to be vs. what she claimed it was. 322121
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 8hI think if you like Digger you'll like it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH8O...youtube.comRumours | Official Red Band Trailer | Bleecker StreetYouTube video by Bleecker Street 330
Reposted by Chris PersonPeter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 8hone of the weirdest developments on twitter is whoever runs the Janus Films account just posts like a film person who doesn't even seem to know or care about movies made released by janus films 526121
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 9hSomeone submitted a vibe coded core and I’m really pissed off now. This game is art. 4731
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10hbut black dynamite, I sell existing business models to the community 11698
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10hAre you so on x that you not understand how this is bad for you??? news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/1... 818812
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10hTo be honest the surround sound option is probably the most interesting thing about the new HomePod mini but I believe this feature already existed in some weird form and they need to just commit to making a sound bar/sound system instead of "you can turn these into one if you have a Apple TV" 3180
Reposted by Chris PersonJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 10hNew: I pulled the Character ai bankruptcy documents. They show: - They were spending $14 million/month on compute alone at a time their revenue was around ~$1 million/month - Currently losing $9 million a month - They admitted they enshittified & that it didnt work www.404media.co/character-ai...404media.coCharacter.ai's Bankruptcy Documents Show the Economics of AI Don't WorkCharacter.ai enshittified its product but was still burning tons of cash, its bankruptcy documents say. 6738811431
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10hI will say HomeKit Secure Video is much more secure about this kind of shit than other cameras as a format, but yeah feels weird. 010
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10hYeah it looks like a weird version of the Apple Watch, right? 110
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10hMaybe you can do the Siri shit in there already I don't know I just find the idea of a family sharing texts in a single device that is not profile gated except by face ID to be like a terrifying pretext for five million fights 2340
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10hI would be interested in a version of the Apple HomeView that did not have access to your texts and didn't have Siri or Apple Intelligence but also I'm not the regular use case here. 6523
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10hI think it's basically the same but they upgraded the guts and it does a color thing now www.theverge.com/tech/1009935...theverge.comHere are all the new HomePod Mini 2 colorsWe saw the HomePod Mini 2 in action. 000
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 13htoo many but also I don't believe that they'll be brand selective in their response 060