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Chris Pagliarini

@pagsz81.bsky.social
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Chris Pagliarini @pagsz81.bsky.social · 10h
I guess everything is bigger in Texas. Transphobic Ken Paxton ads reach all the way to Rhode Island.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lmfao
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When can My girlfriend sit on my face again
I'm 21M my Girlfriend 21 F, and I broke my lower jaw 9 weeks ago, it was fractured in 2 places and I have 2 titanium plates and screws in my mouth, everything has gotten back to normal now at this point though, l've been eating and going about my life almost completely normal, but I was wondering if she was able to sit in my face now at this point in jaw surgery. I'm not on any medication I haven't been since week 2 and I'm healing great. Any feedback is greatly appreciated, please and thank you!!!
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 21h
If you use Gmail, these “smart features” were turned on without you knowing. And it gives Google access to train its AI models on all your private information. So turn these off if you don’t want AI being trained on your emails, attachments and everything else. youtube.com/shorts/gKpI7...
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Stop Gmail from Training AI on Your Private Emails
YouTube video by Stu McLaren
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Every word of this
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Chris Pagliarini @pagsz81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🎶She's got a cousin In fact she's got 'bout a dozen She's got one in the oven But it's nothing to do with me🎶 Ok but why's she got a cousin in the oven? 🤔 🤔
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Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watch RomoMoka's Starfox videos they're a treat and a treasure youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Star At The Fox - RomoMoka - YouTube
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of my favourite photos — not just of DAVID NIVEN — but of all time.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eh I think it’s a pretty accurate mirror for how much of society thinks about violence and SA against women
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's a cover-up. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/n...
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Statement Written by Police in Cornell Assault Case Omitted Her Claim She Was Raped
Documents obtained by The New York Times show that the campus police at Cornell University sent a condensed statement to a prosecutor, who then declined to bring charges.
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Chris Pagliarini @pagsz81.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No, I'm not annoyed by the person that's been honking intermittently for 15 minutes. No I don't want to shit through their sunroof.
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 27/09/2026
We are one more bad week from Patriots fans demanding that Vrabel be allowed an open relationship
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Chris Pagliarini @pagsz81.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drexel University plans to close the Academy of Natural Sciences, the oldest natural history museum in the Americas. Millions of priceless artifacts are at risk
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The Plan To Destroy America's Oldest Natural History Museum
YouTube video by Miniminuteman
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Dennis Mersereau 🛰️ @wxdam.com · 26/09/2026
My goodness, this nor'easter is a looker from space today. 😍
A visible satellite image of the nor'easter off the East Coast on Saturday afternoon.
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Chris Pagliarini @pagsz81.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bob Arnold has been offered a position within the Trump administration.
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Chris Pagliarini @pagsz81.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My brain momentarily confused Nor'easter and Downeaster and, take it away Billy Joel...
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Billy Joel - The Downeaster "Alexa" (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by billyjoelVEVO
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Chris Pagliarini @pagsz81.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ICE: An Internationally Recognized Source of Human Rights Violations™
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Chris Pagliarini @pagsz81.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"High Winds" A quick, stupid, bad sketch brought to you by a weather alert and an annoying (but not bad) morning
Black and white sketch of a cloud in the wind, with darkened eyes and a blunt trailing smoke
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Chris Pagliarini @pagsz81.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Looks like spring football is coming to Pawtucket next year
theufl.com
UFL Enters Next Phase of Growth: Rhode Island and Colorado Join UFL in 2027
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Chris Pagliarini @pagsz81.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well I guess it could have been worse, could have been a battery problem...
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Child: This is my first time meeting a mayor. Mamdani: Wow, have you ever met a prime minister? Child: No Norway PM Jonas Gahr Støre: *walks over*
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Pestilence @pestilence4all.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Science!! 🧪 Avoid reading if you’re adverse to words such as ‘evolution’ or the idea that the world is super old. 🤣
the-independent.com
Human brain is actually two separate organs, scientists find
The Stanford University breakthrough stands to open new doors for research into fatal neurodegenerative diseases
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Dungeon Crawler Keith @fiirewalkwithme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me, when people post memes that reference something super obscure:
Dathon's head (from the Trek episode Darmok) on Steve Rogers when he understood the reference.
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Chris Pagliarini @pagsz81.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I for one am very concerned.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bachman-Turner Overdrive releases “You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet” 52 years ago today — a song originally used as a “work track” to set the amplifiers and mics. “We thought, just for fun .. I’d stutter” the ‘b-b-b-baby’ line, Randy Bachman said. It stuck. 🎸
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TinyBaer @tinybaer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Feast your eyes on the latest X-D&D comic! 😄 #xmen #comics #comicstrips #emmafrost #dnd
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Chris Pagliarini @pagsz81.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I know there are bigger issues in this Macklemore / Ed "I Am Not Complicit" Sheeran / Robert "Rub and Tug" Kraft thing, but... I realized I didn't know what Macklemore looked like. And I miss that for me.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NEWS: I don’t like transphobes and here is a short list of why. 1) They are full of shit.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
little known fact: Napoleon chose his Marshals based entirely on the quality of their morning wood. Davout was nicknamed 'The Iron Marshal' for this very reason.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's vastly more comforting to believe in an imminent robot apocalypse than the truth: the things that will destroy us are extensions of the unsexy but obvious problems all around us. We are not doomed in one grand way, but a thousand petty small ways.
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Chris Pagliarini @pagsz81.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
BREAKING: Several prominent male business leaders and politicians have reportedly lost interest in the iPhone now that it's turned 18.
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
he did many of cher’s and dolly’s most glamorous gowns but what i will always remember most about bob mackie was this iconic look. and i think he’d be fine with that.
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Paul Blinkhorn @paulblinkhorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You can't blame Ed Sheeran for caving in to American stadium owners I suppose. I mean, take these guys in the 60s, they refused to play to racially-segregated audiences in stadiums in the southern states of the USA and who remembers them now?
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The Beatles banned segregated audiences, contract shows
The Beatles refused to play to segregated audiences in the US, a contract for one of the group's concerts shows.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Grunch for Senate
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
W/o getting drawn into the "seriously or literally" / "it'll never happen" trap, we need to stomp *hard* on the continuing effort to undermine Article 1 power of the purse by saying that this or that revenue stream makes something outside the normal budget process. 1/ www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...
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Lutnick says Trump’s $5,000 checks for Americans wouldn’t rely on taxpayer funds
A top White House official suggested Congress would use a budget process to fund them. Vice President JD Vance had said tariff revenues.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There are lots of people who don’t post about sports, but if you literally don’t post about anything other than politics, I kind of question both your wholeness as a person and why you’re here.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
NFL’s New Overtime Rules

- First possession per team
- Which comes first: score or possession
- If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions
- If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce

Designed by Jon. Share with your friends if you found this helpful!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Protect trans kids.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He NEVER went up his own ass, and for a global Hollywood superstar that is a very very rare thing. A visibly moved HARRISON FORD accepting his AFI Life Achievement Award in L.A earlier this year.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I like that, and I can not lie.
A person carrying a large pink foil balloon forming the word “BUTT.”
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Nick Veronica @nickveronica.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Buffalo Bills announced that they will play both the American and Canadian national anthem for the first time at the Highmark Stadium opener. They're definitely making a push to expand their fanbase in southern Ontario, and this shows unity as a border city. The Sabres have always done this.
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 09/09/2026
After years of company stalling, Blizzard workers win mega-contract that applies to all unionized teams aftermath.site/blizzard-union...
the famous orc statue outside blizzard's HQ in irvine, california
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this isn't how i wanted any of you to find out, but the chair and i are now in a committed long-distance relationship and it's convinced me I've discovered a new kind of physics.
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Chris Pagliarini @pagsz81.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I know the list of recalls keeps growing and growing, but look... if you're not rich enough to have your own food tester to make sure your meal is safe to eat that's your problem, not the federal government's.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I assume it must be a maternal cousin then.
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Chris Pagliarini @pagsz81.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The American anniversary doesn't arrive until Tuesday.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 04/09/2026
this shit isnt sustainable
google currency conversion interface edited to show a rising value of gas to ass, currently at 1 gallon per 56 minutes
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the best thing a new administration could do to cut Big Tech down to size is offer a bounty and immunity to employees who provide evidence of crimes committed by their bosses.
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Chris Pagliarini @pagsz81.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A lot can change in 16 minutes.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i don't think it was chiefly or just the inconvenience, but that they couldn't buy their way out of the safety measures and restrictions everyone else faced (they actually could, but not everyone and not every restriction)
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