Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That's definitely the kind of thing an entirely innocent entity would do. 1436
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It seems apt that Manchester City fans adopted the Poznan, a celebration where everybody looks the other way. 6401146
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽♀️ 162169354738
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Pirate union rep: what would you like to see in terms of pirate rights? Pirate: more parity! Pirate union rep: [squawking] what would you like to see in terms of pirate rights? 929750
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Imagine how much of a toxic nightmare bastard you would have to be to blockade and shut down a lifeboat station. Not only that, a lifeboat station run by *volunteers*. Some of the bravest and most selfless people this country has, hounded and intimidated by some of its most pathetic pricks. 611726
Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026@themerl.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... @http_error_418@hachyderm.io (Mastodon) thought you might appreciate this Absolute Unitbbc.co.ukWorld's tallest living horse based in Towcester 'still growing'Hugo the shire horse enters the record books as the world's tallest living horse. 240
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026This should be the easiest open goal in the world for a progressive government - they are literally violent criminals. Most voters do not like violent criminals. 35998213
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 07/09/2026You know the bit in Jurassic Park where he talks about the velociraptors testing different parts of the electric fence? This is what we're seeing now with far right protesters, only they've turned the electric fence off. 122470
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Knock knock Race condition Who's there? 611723
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)OpenSecurityTraining2 @opensectraining.bsky.social · 17/07/2026🥳 #OST2_5th_Anniversary🎉 We're also going to be running a fundraising push for gamification of the OST2 site with many more details dropping soon. If you want to support that effort you can be an early supporter here: www.every.org/ost2/f/lets-...every.org 031
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)ceej @ceej.online · 16/07/2026gonna start talking like this to my boss 6180801214
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 16/07/2026That time I calculated the land speed of Edwin Starr: 3327
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/03/2026The Amazing World of Tomorrow 48109222705
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)netspooky @vacci.ne · 14/07/2026Vendor: Our advanced hardware platform- Me: raspberry pi? Vendor, nervous: uses next gen computer vision sensors- Me: raspberry pi camera? Vendor, frustrated: to send real time insights to our cloud platform- Me: is this your storage bucket? Vendor: ...yeah, wait, shit... 261250124
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Lovely bit of Disambiguation here 27672139
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I have the day off today and that means spending all day on my small and large screens instead of my 2 medium screens 9895
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)Rick @abnormal.gay · 01/07/2026every company: we've added AI to solve this problem me: ok but that problem is deterministic with easy to measure input parameters. you can just make regular software 1638647
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 26/06/2026#DulaPeepShow #DuaLipaconsequence.netDua Lipa Opening Physical Library for Banned and Censored BooksDua Lipa, founder of the Service95 Book Club, has partnered with Livraria Lello to open a physical library in Porto, Portugal. 11377141613
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Have British people considered fundamentally restructuring every aspect of their economy and culture? That's what I'd do. 1472662
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Twitter is down. So if you want to use a platform to see right wing hate bile and hateful posts designed to create hate and division you'll have to use any other platform on the internet. 0316
Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 18/06/2026@mikrotik.social your website being down for two days isn't a great look 😭 010
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Has the government considered how much more cool going on the internet will be for kids when it's a crime? 281595310
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)Hetan Shah @hetanshah.bsky.social · 13/06/2026One of the secrets about the FT is that if you buy the paper they sometimes tell you what they really really think before some subeditor spots it. Compare the print and digital copy about SpaceX www.ft.com/content/1638... 12907261
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)David Roberts @volts.wtf · 08/06/2026"Something remarkable happened in April. For the first time in history, wind and solar generated more electricity than gas across the entire planet. Not in a country. Not in a region. Globally." Tons of great news here from Danny Kennedy (via @billmckibben.bsky.social's newsletter, which rules).proelectrica.substack.comElite Cognitive Dissonance and the Asian Energy DisruptionNotes from the Field — Singapore & Indonesia, May 2026 241130914160
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)OpenSecurityTraining2 @opensectraining.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Well over 36k students learning at OST2 now! 🥳 Thanks for your help spreading the word! 063
Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Brave of them to go with, what looks like, comic sans, for the new logo 010
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 30/05/2026If a mob boss tried to shake me down, I would just say a really witty joke. And there would be a LOOONG pause, and then the mob boss would start laughing. Then his henchmen would start laughing. Then the mob boss would say, "Hey, check out the meatballs on this kid!" and problem solved. 2261668
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 28/05/2026WATSON: why are you still wearing my tie and Moriarty's suit? HOLMES: I like to keep my friends clothes & my enemies clothes, sir. 73812
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 24/05/2026to = ➡️ two = 2️⃣ too = ➕ Toto = 🙏🌧️⬇️🌍 411967496
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/05/2026faking an assassination attempt so you don't have to go to a wedding sounds like a curb your enthusiasm episode 238143551801
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6135471516425
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 19/05/2026This is like chiding passengers for not thinking to bring a lifeboat with them on the Titanic. 26116
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)Prof. Ian Walker @ianwalker.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Genuinely, how can Microsoft expect to be taken seriously when they cram Copilot into every product yet Outlook still allows me to send an email signed off "Vest wishes" without flagging this as a possible typo? 2037137
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 18/05/2026If AI can’t make money without massive energy subsidies, then AI can’t make money. 721730416
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 14/05/2026👑ALERT! ALERT!👑 I've just added extra UK tour dates for my my ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ show King of Crumbs. From Sept-Nov 2026 I'll be coming to NEW places with the SAME jokes. Hop on my autumnal leg! www.mickperrin.com/tours/king-of-crumbs 2541376
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Ironically, I was once marooned on a tiny island with Occam, yet it took him ten years to work out that I was the one stealing his shaving kit. 26414
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)Taz Wake @tazwake.bsky.social · 08/05/2026If anyone is interested and has the ability to report this to Wise, it looks like some scammers are trying a BEC-style fraud using a Wise-hosted bank account. Details are: Name: Harrington & Shannon Ltd Account number: 97085898 Sort code: 23-08-01 Swift/BIC: TRWIGB2LXXX 032
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Labour's only hope is to push through proportional representation IMMEDIATELY, and to outlaw being a bald man with a dog as your profile picture. 1035153
Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Well well well... If it isn't exactly what we all saw coming. 010
Reposted by Paul (◔_◔)Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 07/05/2026It will be absolute horses if we don't make this a thing. 73711
Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 27/04/2026media.tenor.coma video game character is holding a sword that is glowingALT: a video game character is holding a sword that is glowing 000
