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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Jesse Pinkman (Aaron Paul): A Robot?
ALT: Jesse Pinkman (Aaron Paul): A Robot?
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lol, lol mostly that I got the reference
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's definitely the kind of thing an entirely innocent entity would do.
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, thought that myself. Unless the uncle and his father were twins
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It seems apt that Manchester City fans adopted the Poznan, a celebration where everybody looks the other way.
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A nonce sweep
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lol, tit.
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
& u
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh nice. Enjoy
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pirate union rep: what would you like to see in terms of pirate rights? Pirate: more parity! Pirate union rep: [squawking] what would you like to see in terms of pirate rights?
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Imagine how much of a toxic nightmare bastard you would have to be to blockade and shut down a lifeboat station. Not only that, a lifeboat station run by *volunteers*. Some of the bravest and most selfless people this country has, hounded and intimidated by some of its most pathetic pricks.
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fucking hell, get a new line
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The BEST night in
A poster at Tescos saying THE BEST NIGHT IN alongside an offer for 30x cans of Diet Coke
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is really great casting
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@themerl.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... @http_error_418@hachyderm.io (Mastodon) thought you might appreciate this Absolute Unit
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World's tallest living horse based in Towcester 'still growing'
Hugo the shire horse enters the record books as the world's tallest living horse.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This should be the easiest open goal in the world for a progressive government - they are literally violent criminals. Most voters do not like violent criminals.
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yeah sorry man, I wasn't proposing it was, but just clears away the junk tag on your account. I've got zero confidence in the reporting systems of any of these social networks FWIW. Facebook flat refuse to accept that base racism and calling for violence is against community standards these days 🫩
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think the trick is to block the creator of the list, and that removes you. Or it used to be like this anyway.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You know the bit in Jurassic Park where he talks about the velociraptors testing different parts of the electric fence? This is what we're seeing now with far right protesters, only they've turned the electric fence off.
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I've noticed he's got bots defending him lately
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The gravy seals?
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@MNateShyamalan
Entomologist here. Great question! It may seem surprising that the scientific community could miss an entire bug species after all this time, especially when it’s THIS big. The answer might surprise you more. Let’s dive in (1/?)

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@theoceanblooms
can I ask a question: how does something like this go undiscovered until now

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@ABC
Scientists have discovered a giant new species of stick insect in Australia, which is over 15 inches long and researchers say may be the heaviest insect in the country.

@MNateShyamalan
he look like stick (2/2)
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You're welcome
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
FPS games = PC desk with mouse Controller games = couch and TV Unless controller game time where you need to concentrate on the numbers on a build or something = back to PC desk
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title is “Cats living together”.
The first panel shows a black cat and orange cat cuddling with their eyes closed. The orange cat says “I love you”. The black cat says “I love you too”.
The second panel zooms in on them. 
The third panel shows the orange cat opening its eyes.
The fourth panel shows the orange cat raising its paw to punch the black cat. It says, “Actually you know what”.
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It has spoken.
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Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Knock knock Race condition Who's there?
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Nice
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
What's her name?
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Same thing happened to Gervais. Mad innit
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
👎🏻
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OpenSecurityTraining2 @opensectraining.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
🥳 #OST2_5th_Anniversary🎉 We're also going to be running a fundraising push for gamification of the OST2 site with many more details dropping soon. If you want to support that effort you can be an early supporter here: www.every.org/ost2/f/lets-...
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Don't forget the half-time show 🫩
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Waynes World: I Will Not Bow to Any Sponsor
ALT: Waynes World: I Will Not Bow to Any Sponsor
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It's supposed to be a joke but nobody gets it
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Happy Birthday Cat DJ Wishes
ALT: Happy Birthday Cat DJ Wishes
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/07/2026
gonna start talking like this to my boss
screenshot where claude is saying "Good catch -- I fabricated that figure."
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
That time I calculated the land speed of Edwin Starr:
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It's true. Osmosis was the plan here also
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The Amazing World of Tomorrow
A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow.
A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk.
It crashes into a rental scooter. 
It backs up.
It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles.
The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again.
A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.
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netspooky @vacci.ne · 14/07/2026
Vendor: Our advanced hardware platform- Me: raspberry pi? Vendor, nervous: uses next gen computer vision sensors- Me: raspberry pi camera? Vendor, frustrated: to send real time insights to our cloud platform- Me: is this your storage bucket? Vendor: ...yeah, wait, shit...
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
But of course
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Yup. It's a shame because I was saying the same thing as you: "if poch has got anything about him he won't start him"... But Belgian mates let me know. Got the feeling that there'll be more and more suspicious calls if USA progress.....
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Nah he's backed it www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...
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Pochettino defends controversial FIFA decision to suspend Balogun’s red card ban
The USMNT manager believes justice was done in the end, with the player harshly sent off vs. Bosnia and Herzegovina in the World Cup last 32
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Paul (◔_◔) @pabb.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Can rule 4 be: don't expect ipv6 to respect your firewall rules?
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