PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 30/07/2026static.klipy.comRoddy ShockedAlt: Roddy Piper from John Carpenter’s “They Live” 000
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 16/07/2026With any luck, my corpse will provide atmospheric storytelling. Maybe I’ll even have a note or something in my pocket that has the code to a door lock. 000
Reposted by PASApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Entire childhood defined by Reagan. Twenties defined by Bush. Middle age defined by Trump. No wonder I'm so sickly and broke. 1542867
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Someone had the admittedly great idea of renting some pink floodlights and illuminating the cherry blossoms in Waterfront Park in Portland OR. There must’ve been a few hundred people there. Hotdog vendors were set up every 30 feet. It was great. The people cry out for affordable municipal spectacle! 010
Reposted by PASceej @ceej.online · 03/03/2026we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping 10380241911
Reposted by PASPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 01/03/2026If two guys went up to a kid, one guy shot the kid, then the other guy went "woah woah woah dude, you didn't fill out the form for child murder, you gotta do the proper paperwork to murder kids bro, there is a process here," you would reasonably conclude that two guys had murdered that kid. 1465138
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 02/01/2026No cheating, reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet. 020
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 01/09/2025They should bring back Jaws in any new movies they make, but in keeping with the supposedly more grounded realism of recent Bond films, he should be portrayed as an unstoppable mercenary psychopath. Anton Chigurgh but with the teeth. 120
Reposted by PASGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 23/06/2025imagine if the national democratic party spent millions on an ad blitz against the gestapo instead of against the muslim candidate for mayor of new york city 10700182
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 11/05/2025I misheard the warning about undertows and thought there was a large amphibian in the water called The Under Toad and that it snatched unwary children who swam too far out. 050
Reposted by PASMike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 09/05/2025POPE IS FROM CHICAGO POPE IS FROM CHICAGO 31604110
Reposted by PASThe Fiber Farm (Jen) @jjco.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Serious question: Should we get some of these vertical ducks (repost = yes) 25426105
Reposted by PASNic 🍉 @nml-dc.bsky.social · 10/02/2025People pushing LLM and plagiarised art schlock on us fundamentally do not understand being alive. 1189
Reposted by PASdaniel chamberlain @amfmpm.bsky.social · 10/02/2025shame... celebrate all you want but this kind of vandalism is never acceptable 1196049712
Reposted by PASTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Me: It used to be a big deal when you'd see a new room or an angle of a sitcom's main set that hadn't been shown before. You might get a quick glimpse of Frasier's guest bathroom and have to redraw your whole mental map. Broccoli-haired zoomer pointing an AR-15 at my back: Shut up and DIG, old man 181106107
Reposted by PASMagnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Democrats without power: there’s nothing we can do! Democrats with power: there’s nothing we can do! 316313
Reposted by PASsebmal @mrdo.pro · 18/01/2025thinking about back when video game dialogue was Good 7380102
Reposted by PASDan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 19/01/2025"This is the beginning of an attack on your free speech" man they arrested a bunch of college kids for protesting, charged them with felonies, and then made new laws about how it's fine to hurt them, this isn't the beginning of shit it's just the first time it's messed with our dopamine addiction 5872232
Reposted by PASAndrew Chamings @andrewchamings.bsky.social · 15/12/2024accidentally opened my eyes during prayer at church and saw jesus doing the worm 221351209
Reposted by PASJules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 10/12/2024WOAH! I don't know if you guys saw Luigi's valedictorian speech but it's actually crazy how he's dropping hints. 2064083
Reposted by PASborderless @borderless.bsky.social · 10/12/2024BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers: Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users. That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet... 1811025411125
Reposted by PASZonule of Zinn @emkawe.bsky.social · 20/11/2024It was the Busta Rhymes It was the Wusta Rhymes 306234953207
Reposted by PASThomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell @tomska.bsky.social · 14/11/2024(at coffees shop) me: hello can i have "normal"" coffee ? woke : no we only reassign youre gender me (girly ): noo they reassignd my fuckign genter moral of story= this is whats it is like now ! 511369185
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 30/10/2024Normalize 👏giving 👏candy 👏to 👏obvious 👏adults 👏in 👏hastily 👏cobbled 👏together 👏costumes 👏on 👏your 👏doorstep👏because 👏it 👏might 👏be 👏me👏and 👏I 👏want 👏some 👏candy👏! 070
Reposted by PASBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/10/2024The worlds 2nd richest man killing a newspaper endorsement in return for government contracts should be met with every single person from the opposing party saying it’s blatant corruption but it’s not bc they either don’t recognize it as bad or think corruption is too popular to take a stand against 14989180
Reposted by PASTal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 19/09/2024vance: im very purposely creating a blood libel the media: hahaha lol what a gaffe 7774193
Reposted by PASholly "arby" andy @intertitle.net · 18/09/2024I have #RespectForGroceryOutlet share if you have #RespectForGroceryOutlet 174
