PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh man, you know that shield is saying some *nasty* shit around the campfire. 010
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Absolutely the adjectives that spring to mind when someone mentions angels. 130
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I love it when people are like “There didn’t used to be autism when I was a kid.” 1161
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You should consider getting a T-shirt printed that just says VILE TWEETS 050
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Why doesn’t Parks have a dedicated animal control officer? Or at least some equipment? 140
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Boy, I sure hope tedious bullshit like that doesn’t sully the experience for the troops who get to play it early for a full 4 days in exchange for going into an active war zone for 6 years. 140
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Good lesson in there. Make sure you tell them not to do what that guy did. 010
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 08/08/2026static.klipy.comAnton Ego's Emotional Reaction to RatatouilleAlt: The dickhead food critic from Ratatouille experiencing a Proustian revery wherein a childhood memory comes flooding back. 090
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Hold up, he’s manifestly got chess brain?? Get that kid some benzos or whatever that lady was popping. Skies the limit 161
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Maybe she thinks he’s got hidden chess brain, and it’ll just take seeing that you can play chess while also looking cool and doing drugs to nudge him towards his highest potential? 140
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Well, this is just too much. You people are going to kill James Carville with this, have you thought of that? Swamp Dracula? Dead? Is that what you want?? 260
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Oh, the one off burnside that is broadcasting the souls of the dead into space? What about it? 010
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 30/07/2026static.klipy.comRoddy ShockedAlt: Roddy Piper from John Carpenter’s “They Live” 000
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Yes. Sadly, you are the only serious adult remaining who understands that the systems of government and economy we live under have transcended their manmade origins and now exist as permanent natural law. 030
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Imagine that this guy is like 4 years old and also that he’s outside looking at a bug or something. Problem solved! 010
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 16/07/2026With any luck, my corpse will provide atmospheric storytelling. Maybe I’ll even have a note or something in my pocket that has the code to a door lock. 000
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 11/07/2026If I remember the Graceland tour material correctly, that one had to be confiscated by the Secret Service over Elvis’ protest in order for him to meet with Nixon. 120
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I saw some ladies taking turns photographing each other as they sat on the railing of a very high, very old bridge and I almost threw up. 020
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I will sometimes spend a few minutes putting bolts and nuts and etc. in their proper bin if I notice there’s a lot misplaced. I know it’s largely futile, but I too have known the sting of buying a bag of 8/32s only to find several of them are 10/24s 😞 010
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 25/06/2026See, now this is the kind of broad inoffensive humor everyone can enjoy. Welcome back! 070
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I guess someone finally had enough and decided to sell the House of Leaves house? 020
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I heard she only went into the meetings to ask for directions on how to get away from the meetings 130
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 22/06/2026That’s funny because in the park across the street from me, they took out all the fancy trash cans years ago, leaving empty concrete pads and replacing them with a smaller number of Oscar the Grouch style cans chained to a couple lamp posts. Municipal priorities baffle me sometimes. 030
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 18/06/2026She sells AI written books for Kindles,so it kind of seems like she does stop writing after one sentence 1200
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Thanks for the tips! I was not familiar with torque arms, and it’s looking like I should probably invest in one. 110
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Where do you buy your cheapo kits? I’m pricing out systems to install on my wife’s bike. 110
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 16/05/2026There are several hundred thousand dead Iraqis crying out from beyond the grave for you to define “good guy.” 1460
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I hate to say it, but you might need to let him go. Tell him that his services are no longer reDIEred and that you wish him luck in his future enDEADvers. He’ll know what you’re talking about. 010
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Im hoping shady former associates just start pouring out of the woodwork holding legitimate signed documents promising them various things. 010
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 21/04/2026media.tenor.coma man and a woman are dancing in a room .Alt: Noted children’s entertainer/advocate Ms. Rachel and NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani pretending to cry in an exaggerated manner. 080
Reposted by PASApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Entire childhood defined by Reagan. Twenties defined by Bush. Middle age defined by Trump. No wonder I'm so sickly and broke. 1542867
PAS @p-a-s.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I kind of would like to hear Doug’s take on the guys who hornily go swimming fully clothed. Even a soul-deadened finance ghoul probably doesn’t have 0% opinion on something like that. 020
