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Ari

@ospeedwagon.bsky.social
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mostly posting about football, basketball, television, and classical theatre | unity, duty, destiny | he/they

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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
was not expecting the Falstaff reference in here but I did appreciate it
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Black.Metronome 🇧🇧 🇧🇲 @blackmetronome.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
I've never understood the media latching onto Jameis knowing damn well about the elephant in the room that sits with him.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
As a former pretentious little shit who grew out of it, rationalists (et al) annoy the piss out of me because they are adults with the mentality of tweens - they are somehow still convinced they are the greatest geniuses who have ever walked the earth. It is the worldview of an arrogant baby.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
stand tall, warrior! Use your potions in your duffel bag and eschew the expert trainers and medical professionals in the locker room. Only 🫵 you 🫵 know your body best
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 27/09/2026
full respect to the people who have never heard ”choosin texas.” i believe that you believe that is true, and i respect your unwavering trust in your own flawed subjectivity
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How is it 4th and 45 you ask? This is how
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if you didn’t stay up past 1am central to watch football, you missed Georgia Tech getting themselves into 4th and 45 while down one score in the final minute
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Well, if I say one person [is the most important gay person in my life], I'm going to get in trouble with all the rest of 'em, aren't I?
You know how gay people are!"
Kyle Chandler when asked who the most important gay person in his life is
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panic! at the everywhere @sjcpgh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FUCK PENN STATE
static.klipy.com
Dancing Badgers
ALT: Dancing Badgers
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
DIES IRAE DIES ILLA
the Penn State costumed mascot, holding his hands up perhaps to celebrate OR pleading with God
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Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I promise you, you aren't expecting this even from Marshawn Lynch, outta pocket
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Rylie Fennec @fennecfoxrylie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stay mad. 🛫
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this has already been dunked to hell and back so i will just say: if what they mean here is that it’s going to be Original Pronunciation i will absolutely mark the fuck out for this
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LearnedLeague @learnedleague.com · 23/09/2026
1. Identify the current member of the U.S. Cabinet who appeared on MTV's The Real World: Boston in 1997, and later competed in Log Rolling and Speed Climbing at the ESPN Great Outdoor Games in the early 2000s. IN A SANE WORLD, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO. #LL110 #bestwronganswers
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Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
most bands would kill for 4 songs like this in their whole career, and here they are to open 1 album
first 4 songs off Joshua Tree
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
Benny Safdie as physicist Edward Teller in Christopher Nolan's "Oppenheimer" (2023), in a scene depicting the Trinity test site, his face coated in sunscreen and wearing protective goggles, with a numbered badge ("73") on his shirt, standing near a vintage truck at night with two blurred figures in the background.
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
good news: wisconsin is in the Good Quadrant of this graph bad news: we're clustered right in there with UNC, Clemson and Auburn
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🎶Belarus potash/in the heart of America🎶
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
seeing lots of people flip out about this poll but it’s only a sample of dem voters, not the electorate as a whole
Feelings About Trump Leaving Office
Poll participants were asked "If you woke up tomorrow morning and saw the following news headlines, how would you feel?" for each of the five scenarios listed below.
Reason
Positive
Negative
Net sentiment
To "safeguard the Constitution, a group of U.S. military leaders have removed President Donald Trump from power and assumed control of the United States.
59%
28%
31%
President Trump passed away after eating a tainted can of SpaghettiOs®
Canned Pasta
84%
7%
77%
President Trump passed away after eating a tainted can of SpaghettiOs®
Canned Pasta with Meatballs
86%
7%
79%
President Trump passed away after eating a tainted can of SpaghettiOs®
Canned Pasta with Chicken
Meathalle
85%
8%
78%
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Austin Lee Matthews 🐭 @amtrax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am sorry
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lane Kiffin
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
a bunch of really stupid shit is happening in college football rn and i am stuck at work, i am truly god’s bravest soldier
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you hate to see a (presumably) jewish kicker miss during the days of awe
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Houston has broken the physics engine
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
WHAT????
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Houston just did one of the sickest touchdowns I’ve ever seen
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 19/09/2026
an online survey. 

Are you over 18 years old?

O Yes
O No
O Don't Know

Next
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 19/09/2026
valor is stored in the balls
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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LAISSEZ LES BOO QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you’re not subscribing to Phantom Island you’re missing out. What a week of shows.
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
[Saw Gerrera at Subway] What is this? What is this ‘BMT’?? It has HAM, and SALAMI, and PEPPERONI. So where DOES ‘BMT’ COME FROM. You are going to regret this
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 18/09/2026
the Lions only have three playoff wins since this happened
Laika in Sputnik II
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Cameron Woodard @eggcorm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Swan Boy Listens To Noel's Favorite Album (you should read swan boy!)
Swan Boy is listening to Neutral Milk Hotel's "Communist Daughter"
Swan Boy: Wow, this guy talks about semen a lot!
Noel: He talks about it a normal amount!
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Religious education for your kids is important because it makes them invulnerable to cults. I went to Hebrew school for 12 years, you think you can get me to join a group of people taking Roko's Basilisk seriously? I've seen too much shit to fall for that.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
we have investigated and determined that Bill Belichick's eldest son and his closest friend in the world were both independently off doing bad things that we can't say out loud for legal reasons. it's fine though, and most importantly, it has nothing to do with Bill Belichick
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 17 99🎯 99🎯 100🎯 100🎯 98🎯 Final score: 992 fairly confident i will never beat this
maptap.gg
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/09/2026
(me, an absolute fool, skimming some weird blogger's embarrassingly tedious harry potter fan fiction in 2010): I can safely say no one who reads this will ever become important
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 16/09/2026
I will probably regret writing this but the underlying subject has been on my mind for a very long time, and it was time. @slate.com slate.com/news-and-pol...
slate.com
The Jewish Leaders Celebrating Macklemore’s Dismissal From Ed Sheeran’s Tour Have Lost the Plot on Antisemitism
The leaders of many Jewish organizations need to understand what their constituents think about Israel.
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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We can only deduce that the best team in the country is Western Michigan or maybe even Tulsa.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Peak dumb shit. Leaded gas milkshake guy. Coach levels on a billion. Pisses into the laundry hamper when he’s confused. 10/10.
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 12/09/2026
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Otto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who DOES this
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
On this day in 2002 I got extremely fucked up on percocets at work and drove my cable van on top of a corvette stingray. I had to lock myself in the van so the hillbilly guy couldn’t get to me to beat me up
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
one of my foremost memories of september 12th is that i heard a bunch of slurs i'd never heard before in my life
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
swan boy (the character) always reminds me of my friend Brad but this is an exceptionally Brad-coded one
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dejected man puts his hand on his head and says "jeez, my 9/11 novelty shirts just aren't selling like they used to." Next to him is a shirt that says "6-7, 9-11" with the twin towers being held by hands doing the 6-7 weighing gesture." He observes another man successfully selling t-shirts and says "The Charlie Kirk guy is raking it in." The shirt he is selling depicts Charlie Kirk as Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. The caption is "Counting or not counting Aang Violence."
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
say it with me packer fans: Strong Hands
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Badger football
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 06/09/2026
"LL Cool J" stands for "Learned League CoolJ"
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