Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026was not expecting the Falstaff reference in here but I did appreciate it 020
Reposted by AriBlack.Metronome 🇧🇧 🇧🇲 @blackmetronome.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026I've never understood the media latching onto Jameis knowing damn well about the elephant in the room that sits with him. 28818
Reposted by AriFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026As a former pretentious little shit who grew out of it, rationalists (et al) annoy the piss out of me because they are adults with the mentality of tweens - they are somehow still convinced they are the greatest geniuses who have ever walked the earth. It is the worldview of an arrogant baby. 372473294
Reposted by Aritreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026stand tall, warrior! Use your potions in your duffel bag and eschew the expert trainers and medical professionals in the locker room. Only 🫵 you 🫵 know your body best 512019
Reposted by Arivictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 27/09/2026full respect to the people who have never heard ”choosin texas.” i believe that you believe that is true, and i respect your unwavering trust in your own flawed subjectivity 15663
Reposted by AriCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026How is it 4th and 45 you ask? This is how 1222638
Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026if you didn’t stay up past 1am central to watch football, you missed Georgia Tech getting themselves into 4th and 45 while down one score in the final minute 000
Reposted by Aripanic! at the everywhere @sjcpgh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026FUCK PENN STATEstatic.klipy.comDancing BadgersALT: Dancing Badgers 010417
Reposted by AriDouglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I promise you, you aren't expecting this even from Marshawn Lynch, outta pocket 021
Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026this has already been dunked to hell and back so i will just say: if what they mean here is that it’s going to be Original Pronunciation i will absolutely mark the fuck out for this 100
Reposted by AriLearnedLeague @learnedleague.com · 23/09/20261. Identify the current member of the U.S. Cabinet who appeared on MTV's The Real World: Boston in 1997, and later competed in Log Rolling and Speed Climbing at the ESPN Great Outdoor Games in the early 2000s. IN A SANE WORLD, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO. #LL110 #bestwronganswers 212031
Reposted by AriJordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 22/09/2026most bands would kill for 4 songs like this in their whole career, and here they are to open 1 album 2201
Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026good news: wisconsin is in the Good Quadrant of this graph bad news: we're clustered right in there with UNC, Clemson and Auburn 010
Reposted by Aribort @crushbort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026seeing lots of people flip out about this poll but it’s only a sample of dem voters, not the electorate as a whole 1045944
Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026a bunch of really stupid shit is happening in college football rn and i am stuck at work, i am truly god’s bravest soldier 000
Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026you hate to see a (presumably) jewish kicker miss during the days of awe 110
Reposted by AriRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Houston has broken the physics engine 210211
Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Houston just did one of the sickest touchdowns I’ve ever seen 000
Reposted by AriLAISSEZ LES BOO QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If you’re not subscribing to Phantom Island you’re missing out. What a week of shows. 2184
Reposted by AriGore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 07/05/2025[Saw Gerrera at Subway] What is this? What is this ‘BMT’?? It has HAM, and SALAMI, and PEPPERONI. So where DOES ‘BMT’ COME FROM. You are going to regret this 1034844
Reposted by Arihockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 18/09/2026the Lions only have three playoff wins since this happened 1477
Reposted by AriCameron Woodard @eggcorm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Swan Boy Listens To Noel's Favorite Album (you should read swan boy!) 230322
Reposted by AriJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Religious education for your kids is important because it makes them invulnerable to cults. I went to Hebrew school for 12 years, you think you can get me to join a group of people taking Roko's Basilisk seriously? I've seen too much shit to fall for that. 1239831
Reposted by AriRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026we have investigated and determined that Bill Belichick's eldest son and his closest friend in the world were both independently off doing bad things that we can't say out loud for legal reasons. it's fine though, and most importantly, it has nothing to do with Bill Belichick 2232153
Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026www.maptap.gg September 17 99🎯 99🎯 100🎯 100🎯 98🎯 Final score: 992 fairly confident i will never beat thismaptap.gg🎯MapTap Daily Geography GamePlay MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers. 000
Reposted by Arilauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/09/2026(me, an absolute fool, skimming some weird blogger's embarrassingly tedious harry potter fan fiction in 2010): I can safely say no one who reads this will ever become important 271859157
Reposted by AriAlex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 16/09/2026I will probably regret writing this but the underlying subject has been on my mind for a very long time, and it was time. @slate.com slate.com/news-and-pol...slate.comThe Jewish Leaders Celebrating Macklemore’s Dismissal From Ed Sheeran’s Tour Have Lost the Plot on AntisemitismThe leaders of many Jewish organizations need to understand what their constituents think about Israel. 1030453
Reposted by AriBen Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026We can only deduce that the best team in the country is Western Michigan or maybe even Tulsa. 0112
Reposted by AriBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Peak dumb shit. Leaded gas milkshake guy. Coach levels on a billion. Pisses into the laundry hamper when he’s confused. 10/10. 1059744
Reposted by Ari🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026On this day in 2002 I got extremely fucked up on percocets at work and drove my cable van on top of a corvette stingray. I had to lock myself in the van so the hillbilly guy couldn’t get to me to beat me up 2443938
Reposted by AriSeth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026one of my foremost memories of september 12th is that i heard a bunch of slurs i'd never heard before in my life 043430
Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026swan boy (the character) always reminds me of my friend Brad but this is an exceptionally Brad-coded one 010
Reposted by Arihockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 06/09/2026"LL Cool J" stands for "Learned League CoolJ" 0397