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Ari

@ospeedwagon.bsky.social
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mostly posting about football, basketball, television, and classical theatre | unity, duty, destiny | he/they

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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ooooh yeah that’s the good stuff
#51 Wisconsin
#52 Minnesota
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
george bush mission accomplished
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
me when it’s not time to go to bed yet
Mack Brown holding up one finger
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Homer telling Bart “the best Swan Boy story arc so far.”
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
hell yeah
TMNT font reading “shea& jason movie podcast”
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
who needs four
Kevin Durant & @KDTrey5 • 8/29/14
Hold up, do women really take out the bottom 2 ribs so that they can have a skinny waist? Please tell me this is bullsh*t..
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Kaylana Reese @KaylanaRe... • 8/29/14
@KDTrey5 it's for real @1.
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@KaylanaReese l'm gonna go outside and light myself on fire. What are we doing to our beautiful queens
1:12 AM • 8/29/14 • Echofon
2,897 Retweets 347 Quote Tweets 4,750 Likes
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
true freedom is taking the red number off the app altogether. this could be any number of emails
Primary: 99+
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
your periodic reminder that i am kind of a tony winner
me (white guy with glasses, frizzy hair and blonde beard) making a goofy smile and flashing a peace sign while taking a Dutch-angled selfie with my workplace’s Tony award
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
real pizza i delivered once
12" Custom
Original Sauce 12"
House Blend 12"
Anchovies 12"
Rstd Red Pepper 12"
Pineapple 12"
Artichoke Heart 12"
12" Custom
Original Sauce 12"
House Blend 12"
Green Peppers 12"
Pineapple 12"
Mushrooms 12"
Red Onions 12"
12" Pepperoni
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
hanging the banner
championship banner reading “BUCKS” at the top and “DON’T HAVE TO TRY AND DEFEND THE KALSHI THING” below, in Milwaukee bucks colors with the appropriate logos
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
did you already see this pic I took on Sunday
fake Viking longboat decorated with Norwegian and american flags as well as several shields with different crests. The boat has a sign reading “MOUNT HOREB SONS OF NORWAY” and is being towed behind a small blue tractor
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
definitely the Scrambler at Mickies Dairy Bar
a huge pile of potatoes, eggs, meat and cheese with a bowl of gravy on the side and some toast poking off the edge of the plate. this costs $13
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
the cover of Power Rangers Time Force for the Game Boy Advance, featuring five power rangers in their classic outfits posing heroically in front of a green cyber-y background
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Never Meant by American Football but it says “Never Skeet”
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
what’s up nic
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Jonquil by orphan_account
Men's Basketball RPF
29 Jun 2024
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander/Luguentz Dort, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, Luguentz Dort, Prince Shai/Knight Lu, shai thinks using innuendos is the same as confessing your feelings, lu is oblivious, lu is shy and shai is patient and endeared, First Kiss, some of the other okc boys are briefly mentioned
Lu grimaces as Jalen quickly leans up to press their foreheads together, peering at him with uncomfortably wide eyes. "That's the thing, Chet said that the Prince said this hunt would just be the two of you this time," Jalen explains giddily.
Language: English Words: 6,506 Chapters: 2/2
Comments: 12 Kudos: 37 Bookmarks: 4 Hits: 662
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
“some baseball fans” get somebody on the record you coward
TORONTO -- Some baseball fans think the Toronto Blue Jays' retractable roof SkyDome home should be renamed SexDome after fans watched a couple make love in a hotel suite that overlooks the playing field.
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
truly would put this up against any other three album run. straight bangers
Hazards Of Love • Album • 2009
The Crane Wife • Album • 2006
Picaresque • Album • 2005
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
nice of them to have a whole set just for people who listen to metal ironically
Dethklok, Dragonforce, Apocalyptica, Devildriver, Alestorm, Wind Rose, Spiritworld, Castle Rat
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
nothing will ever hit this hard again
bucks box score from game 6 of the 2021 finals with giannis' 17-19 free throw shooting highlighted
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
absolutely, dude
infowars guy, kind of a less handsome mike golic jr type, wearing a suit jacket over a t-shirt and athletic shorts with flip flops
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
BLACKWELL BOYD BIELIAUSKAS BEFUGEE BESETTLEMENT @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social edsbscharitybowl.com
charity bowl donation of $91.88, the score of Wisconsin’s road win at Michigan - something no other team in america accomplished this year
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
you know i had to do it to em
Charity Bowl donation screen showing my $70.31 donation for Wisconsin, in honor of the greatest 7-5 football team of all time, who welcomed Nebraska to the brightest stage in the Big Ten by running the damn ball All. Over. That. Ass.
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
also, i felt dirty finding this screenshot, but for what it's worth the degenerates think it's a done deal lol
Kalshi screenshot showing Chris Taylor's odds of winning the Wisconsin Supreme Court election holding steady at 99%
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
happy first night of tech from Prince Dauntless the Drab
chest-up selfie of Ari grimacing in costume for Once Upon a Mattress. My shoulder length hair is down and curly and I have a full light brown beard. I am wearing a sky blue turtleneck with snowflake details under a slightly darker blue tunic, with some kind of off-white thingamajig covering my shoulders, and a simple gold crown. assorted teen graffiti covers the dressing room walls, as is tradition
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
okay yeah this is the image that they did AI editing to to produce the fake parfait
Take Me Out to the Ballgame Shake, a milkshake with a monstrous amount of candy sticking out the top with baseballs arranged around it just like the picture from OP
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
here for a good time, not a long time. Brook and Robin forever 💞
Robin (left) and Brook (right), two mostly white and very adorable rats with black hooded faces, expectantly wait for treats at the edge of their cage
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
looks great
the mobile interface for lets engage dot com, which is a garbled mess of overlapping text and inconsistently sized buttons
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
on the other hand,,,
Before the 1932 games, Didrikson was involved in a racial incident involving fellow athletes Tidye Pickett and Louise Stokes, both of whom are black. In Denver, on a train, Didrikson threw water on Pickett and Stokes, because Didrikson didn't like having African-American athletes on the team. Pickett and Stokes were later removed from the team, and replaced by white athletes who had qualified with slower times from the trials. 14]
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
“the hands thing isn’t a problem anymore” ok man what is that middle finger attached to
the same image Kevin posted but zoomed in on the robot hand. it’s a lot more accurate than 2023 era AI imagery but it clearly only has room for three fingers and has jammed in a fourth in the middle
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
somebody had to do it
Yanic Konan Niederhauser in TMNT font (Niederhauser is split into two words so the generator would work correctly)
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Wisconsin mentioned meme. Big Muskie in the background, anime girl (don’t know her sorry) wearing red power armor with a Wisconsin logo and a brewer hat toasting a spotted cow and holding a packers football. Holstein cow and a block of emmenthaler in the foreground
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
i just learned about these things while fighting bronchitis last week and they’re a miracle
Vicks VapoShower
Soothing vapors
- infuses with shower steam
- dissolves cleanly
- non-medicated

3 shower tablets
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
prince dauntless is so real
WINNIFRED: Now, you just get into something pretty that shows you're a girl and patch things up with him. Oh, and Larken — try and act a little helpless — men don't like girls that are too strong.
DAUNTLESS: I do!
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Hop Haus Plaid Panther, a scotch ale in a green and black can with simple typography
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
De Blasio: “Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Beat the Charlotte Hornets Huh?”

and I’ve lazily pasted doc rivers on top of de blasio
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
haha weed
Mount Horeb: -4 degrees, feels like -20
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
and here’s Milwaukee’s own Pau Gasol
Pau Gasol in a bucks uniform. as an added bonus, Phoenix Suns Jamal Crawford is in the background
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
how about Rams Clay Matthews
Clay Matthews in a Rams jersey. It’s the weird black and white helmet too which adds to the uncanniness
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
faded off the glen fargo
Glen Fargo American Malt Whiskey, the Single Malt of North Dakota
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
there is also the Bucks Pride Night Leather Bucket Hat
a leather bucket hat with a patch reading “MILWAUKEE BUCKS” over a pride flag-colored background
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
PF Barb is absolutely correct tho, this is a man with Con and Str buffs
giannis antetokounmpo flexing and yelling
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
if you see this, post a concert picture that you took
Equipment at Cactus Club in Milwaukee. incidentally they dropped a new EP today
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
my friend (6th from the right) was on this show
title card for "For the Love of DILFS." Behind the title is Stormy Daniels in a sparkly blue dress; behind her are about 15 hunky gay men in swimsuits
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
for eurobasket they’ll even show highlights (of a volleyball game)
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
donnie darko: iowa has a good qb this year
therapist: real or cade mcnamara?
donnie: cade mcnamara
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
here’s what i’m working with
Jeanty Of Fish Dot Com
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
they’re both great songs
freedom of speech by norman rockwell
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
had a bad day? feel like everything’s hopeless? consider: cuddling a rat
Robin Asiago-Lopez O’Speedwagon, a white rat with a black hood, explores the texture of my beard while I make a kissy faceRobin braces himself on my cheek and poses like he is showing at the moon. I’m smiling blithely
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
this feels targeted
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Ari @ospeedwagon.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
quote from a man who definitely 100% rides the bus
"Why should we subsidize the rich?" said Mr.
Cuomo, who until last year spent decades living out of the city. "Why should they pay my bus fare?"
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