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Temu Bob Ross

@ososalsosal.bsky.social
868 followers 502 following 6.1K posts

Grumpy, mildly bogan, very nerdy, trying to cultivate a nice filter bubble of people I can learn from or laugh with. You probably won't do much of either from me soz AI slop == block Blue maga == block Funny c*** == follow

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 15h
me: jrr. you gotta stop naming dwarves jrr tolkien: borgen and lorgen and forgen and clorgen. bujingo and judingo and bobingo. choin and groin and sloin and of course, bloin
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Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 15h
Everyone with a brain and a heart should agree with this, no matter their opinions on party politics. Reformism is the last resort of bourgeois democracy - if you can't do this, then the next choice is revolution which is never clean and tidy.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21h
“Upon reviewing the disciplinary action we took toward the seven Chi Phi brothers who allegedly gang-raped a student for over seven hours, we have concluded that the mandated two-page minimum on essays was woefully inadequate.” — Michael Kotlikoff, Cornell president
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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...
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Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 17h
Breakthrough innovation.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22h
SCOOP: Posting named the eighth deadly sin
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FleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 19h
The problem with this is you fail to piss on the business school grads
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-…
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 22h
🧏‍♀️🗯💢🧕
a fake screenshot from the game Final Fantasy Tactics with Rapha saying "why is a woman's future never as promising as her abusers?"
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Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me when the media only reports on US marines getting hurt while who tf knows is being killed in Iran:
Lemonface guy from the Lemon Of Troy Simpsons episode
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Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hope these are found soon and those responsible also found and suitably humiliated. (Fwiw a lot of parking inspectors have their little phone thingies hooked in to the Vehicle Of Interest database, so there's a decent chance they're found quickly)
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Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Christopher Eccleston's Doctor: Everybody Lives!
Alt: Christopher Eccleston's Doctor: Everybody Lives!
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Rob Arnol @robertarnol.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Morning. ☕️
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
❤️🖤🤍💚
fake screenshot of the game Azure dreams with a character saying "your feminismmeans nothing if you are silent about gaza"
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Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The pic is so confusing. Is this a file photo of a canberran or? (I know several canberrans and they're better looking, but maybe not such good boys/girls)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
PORTLAND, OR—Admitting that he was completely at a loss over what he could possibly add, NSFW artist Caleb Driscoll told reporters Monday that he was struggling to improve upon the raw sexuality of th...
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Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I could stand her as a person I still couldn't stand her as an actor
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love Daniel Radcliffe.
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
PRAAAAAAXXXXIIIIISSSSSS
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Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Weird that there was so much football at the Kylie gig
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🛍🛒💪🔨
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No I am not going to google Clavicular to find out who the hell that is
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Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Convinced at this point that US politicians choose their politics in the same place they find their kinks Like just lean into it. We'd all be happy. When your polycule or grindr profile get discovered, don't disavow it and pretend-repent (pretent?). Own it and make a community feel seen & supported
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Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sometimes parents can be utter shitcunts and it's the job of media to find out if their agenda-affirming-guests are in fact shitcunts.
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Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Average fan
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/09/2026
I think we need stronger laws against celebrity abuse. they’re stupid, and weak. it’s not sporting
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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Del @del.art · 20/09/2026
When a game studio ships a solid game, it creates TWO valuable products: 1. A solid game. 2. The team that spent years learning how to work together make a game. Because Western studios keep disbanding #2 while development cycles get longer; we will inevitably see less of #1.
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Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Important post
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We live in the worst era for car design. Every car released in the last five years looks like an iPhone fucked a house brick.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oh so now The Economy wants me to do *it* a favor? howabout The Economy eats my entire ass and butt
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Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
New Melbourne punk band just dropped
Bluesky Trending topics card:

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1. Illinois toilet paper seizure

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Honoré de Ballsack @mnurkic.online · 18/09/2026
The Latin name for the unit of social disadvantage is the Albomum
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jesus fucking Christ who the fuck is storing credit card details in plain text in 2026?? Where's the PCI-DSS auditing or whatever it's called?
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J “Halloween” B @jhb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bring back shame.
Costco parking lot where we see a matte black Tesla Cybertruck with a big black and yellow Batman emblem on the tailgate, presumably a decision made by an employed adult.
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Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok this one is funny.
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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When John Lennon died they found 40 pounds of music in his colon
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Moving into first house with future wife, money tight, she paid £50 for laundry basket. I fumed, saying we are on a budget. She says worth it as it will last. 26 years later and as I put my undies in the laundry I've got to concede she probably got that one right.
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Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
She thought she was maintaining composure when all along she was just losing her shit
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Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
RADIOHEAD: WE'RE FUCKIN COMING FOR YOU
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
(standing in front of the "learning about cognitohazards" factory) i hope i don't learn about a lot of cognitohazards today
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Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Deadliest snakes in Australia
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Lumpia Nyong'o @creolebabybritt.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
"Even his band quit!"
Grandpa Abe from The Simpsons telling kids a story meme
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