Reposted by Temu Bob Rossalexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 15hme: jrr. you gotta stop naming dwarves jrr tolkien: borgen and lorgen and forgen and clorgen. bujingo and judingo and bobingo. choin and groin and sloin and of course, bloin 1322238
Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 15hEveryone with a brain and a heart should agree with this, no matter their opinions on party politics. Reformism is the last resort of bourgeois democracy - if you can't do this, then the next choice is revolution which is never clean and tidy. 000
Reposted by Temu Bob RossThe Onion @theonion.com · 21h“Upon reviewing the disciplinary action we took toward the seven Chi Phi brothers who allegedly gang-raped a student for over seven hours, we have concluded that the mandated two-page minimum on essays was woefully inadequate.” — Michael Kotlikoff, Cornell president theonion.comCornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The FutureITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri... 241482201
Reposted by Temu Bob RossJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22hSCOOP: Posting named the eighth deadly sin 2927424
Reposted by Temu Bob RossFleaingDogFella @fleaingdogfella.bsky.social · 19hThe problem with this is you fail to piss on the business school grads 3272
Reposted by Temu Bob RossThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-… 263085458
Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Me when the media only reports on US marines getting hurt while who tf knows is being killed in Iran: 000
Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hope these are found soon and those responsible also found and suitably humiliated. (Fwiw a lot of parking inspectors have their little phone thingies hooked in to the Vehicle Of Interest database, so there's a decent chance they're found quickly) 000
Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comChristopher Eccleston's Doctor: Everybody Lives!Alt: Christopher Eccleston's Doctor: Everybody Lives! 010
Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The pic is so confusing. Is this a file photo of a canberran or? (I know several canberrans and they're better looking, but maybe not such good boys/girls) 000
Reposted by Temu Bob RossThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.comNSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular MuppetsPORTLAND, OR—Admitting that he was completely at a loss over what he could possibly add, NSFW artist Caleb Driscoll told reporters Monday that he was struggling to improve upon the raw sexuality of th... 262112391
Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If I could stand her as a person I still couldn't stand her as an actor 010
Reposted by Temu Bob RossLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I love Daniel Radcliffe. 884170371
Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Weird that there was so much football at the Kylie gig 000
Reposted by Temu Bob Rossdan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 3069241690
Reposted by Temu Bob RossGreg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 22/09/2026No I am not going to google Clavicular to find out who the hell that is 17653
Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Convinced at this point that US politicians choose their politics in the same place they find their kinks Like just lean into it. We'd all be happy. When your polycule or grindr profile get discovered, don't disavow it and pretend-repent (pretent?). Own it and make a community feel seen & supported 020
Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sometimes parents can be utter shitcunts and it's the job of media to find out if their agenda-affirming-guests are in fact shitcunts. 010
Reposted by Temu Bob Rossceej @ceej.online · 20/09/2026I think we need stronger laws against celebrity abuse. they’re stupid, and weak. it’s not sporting 721512
Reposted by Temu Bob Rosspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life 553280365
Reposted by Temu Bob RossSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us 9186251859
Reposted by Temu Bob RossDel @del.art · 20/09/2026When a game studio ships a solid game, it creates TWO valuable products: 1. A solid game. 2. The team that spent years learning how to work together make a game. Because Western studios keep disbanding #2 while development cycles get longer; we will inevitably see less of #1. 211735407
Reposted by Temu Bob RossAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026We live in the worst era for car design. Every car released in the last five years looks like an iPhone fucked a house brick. 5353556
Reposted by Temu Bob RossMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026oh so now The Economy wants me to do *it* a favor? howabout The Economy eats my entire ass and butt 310911
Reposted by Temu Bob RossHonoré de Ballsack @mnurkic.online · 18/09/2026The Latin name for the unit of social disadvantage is the Albomum 2185
Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Jesus fucking Christ who the fuck is storing credit card details in plain text in 2026?? Where's the PCI-DSS auditing or whatever it's called? 001
Reposted by Temu Bob Rossdeuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 18/09/2026When John Lennon died they found 40 pounds of music in his colon 117119
Reposted by Temu Bob Rossfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Moving into first house with future wife, money tight, she paid £50 for laundry basket. I fumed, saying we are on a budget. She says worth it as it will last. 26 years later and as I put my undies in the laundry I've got to concede she probably got that one right. 215177
Temu Bob Ross @ososalsosal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026She thought she was maintaining composure when all along she was just losing her shit 000
Reposted by Temu Bob RossJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 17/09/2026(standing in front of the "learning about cognitohazards" factory) i hope i don't learn about a lot of cognitohazards today 1325125
Reposted by Temu Bob RossJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this 191149484046
Reposted by Temu Bob RossLumpia Nyong'o @creolebabybritt.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026"Even his band quit!" 4735130