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orphanendorphin.bsky.social @orphanendorphin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The only thing I know about Ella Langley is this guy posted about her a bunch.
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orphanendorphin.bsky.social @orphanendorphin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Getting on Facebook live to complain that I'm not even worth bribing anymore.
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orphanendorphin.bsky.social @orphanendorphin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Try to live your life in such a way that you don't feel the need to throw this in.
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orphanendorphin.bsky.social @orphanendorphin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I recently got "Message [wife] 'I'm On my way home'" "OK. On messages or WhatsApp?" "WhatsApp" "Not much, what's up with you?" Got me, I guess. I'll kill that robot of I ever see it.
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orphanendorphin.bsky.social @orphanendorphin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
New Bobby Fingers alert www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGt7...
youtube.com
Johnny Depp's Bed
YouTube video by Bobby Fingers
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orphanendorphin.bsky.social @orphanendorphin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Traveled America for two months and his favorite place was a maga georgist sundown town? All time fed posting.
FreddyLa7 saying his favorite place in America was Fairhope, Alabama and his fave food was taco bell
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20/07/2026
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Jefferson-Pilot Pickles @jeffersonpilot.org · 12/07/2026
Stockton Rush inside the Titan Submersible showing off the Xbox controller with the pausa de hidratación logo
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
In case anyone missed my little X-Files point and click daydream
Mulder, Scully, Skinner, and the Lone Gunmen, all drawn in a cartoony style.A hallway of an institute or something like that, with eldritch green light pouring in through a far window.A car crests a hill at night. A figure with a shovel stands by the roadside.My wife and I are watching a little bit of The X-Files again and I've been doodling
along.

Imagine if you will: a five act point-and-click where you switch between Mulder and Scully depending on what kind of clues and puzzles you're working with. The Lone Gunmen get their own episode during Act 4 but they all move together like a single character. Tone is 70% comedy 30% paranormal horror.

Scully: "Mulder, you can't combine those."
Mulder, trying to tie a stick of dynamite to a taxidermied pheasant using half a shoelace: "Ancient Roman augurs read omens into the flight paths of birds all the time, Scully."

Scully: LOOK AT Enormous Rotating Saucer Hovering Over the Town
Scully: "That's the second biggest weather balloon I've ever seen."

Scully: LOOKAT Fox Mulder's Docs Folder
OPEN Fox Mulder's Docs Folder
Scully: "Ah."
Mulder: "I get those for the articles."
Scully: "Yeah who doesn't love a juicy article."

Mulder LOOK AT Mysterious Skull
Mulder: "Seen this, Scully?"
Scully: "Artificial cranial deformation has been attested in numerous cultures,
Mulder. The practice results in elongated skulls and flattened foreheads."
Mulder: "Does it make the bones glow green?"
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Houston Mayor's statement vs. the Mayor of New York City's statement on ICE killing Lorenzo Salgado.
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HOUSTON MAYOR
JOHN WHITMIRE
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MAYOR WHITMIRE'S STATEMENT
On Federal Investigation
I have been clear, including in my remarks before City Council, that I support the families' and the community's call for a thorough, transparent, and credible investigation into the shooting of Mr.
Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. I believe this effort should be coordinated with our local and federal partners, including Texas' two United States Senators, to ensure the investigation has the full authority and access necessary to establish the facts.
This is a tragedy. A life was lost, and my thoughts remain with the individual's family and loved ones as they endure an unimaginable loss. Our community feels the weight of that loss as well.
The City of Houston does not control federal immigration policy, nor does it have jurisdiction over federal law enforcement officers. A local inquiry cannot supersede a federal investigation, and the City does not have access to the evidence, witnesses, or investigative authorities needed to conduct a complete review of federal actions.Lorenzo Salgado Araujo called Houston home for 35 years. On Tuesday, an ICE agent shot and killed him. His family learned of his death from a video before anyone bothered to knock on their door.

New York City stands with the Salgado family in demanding a full, independent investigation and real accountability. To the Salgado family and any immigrant family in this city living in fear: we grieve with you and we will continue to stand beside you in the pursuit of justice.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Afghanistan, April 2004
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Kranium Kracka @kraniumkracka.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación
static.klipy.com
UHF - firehose
ALT: UHF - firehose
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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A digitially drawn and rather disrespectful parody of the risible, kitschy but still weirdly famous painting by Archibald Willard called 'Spirit of '76'. In this version, as in the original, three figures are marching across uneven ground with smoke and haze rising in the background as if in the aftermath of a military action. Our three subjects, who are all skeletons btw, are marching in line. On the right wearing a blue 18th century military jacket with goldish trim, the shredded remains of kneepants, and with a bloodied bandage around his bare cranium is a skeleton playing a humerus like it's a fife. To his right is another skeleton this one wearing a kind of vest and a tattered white shirt (no pants!) and whispy remnants of white hair cling to his skull. He has three human skulls hung by a strap around his neck and sitting waist level that he's playing with more arm bones for drum sticks. And to his right is the skeleton of a youn boy in another blue military uniform with a tricorner hat. He has an actual drum but again he is playing it with bones and also the left side of his face, head and shoulder are quite on fire as looks a bit pleadingly to the older skeleton next to him. Rising behind the marchers through the smoke an tumult is the kind of American flag with a ring of 13 stars in the blue field, and two of the red stripes have been modified into rough lettering that reads 'Maybe it will happen today'. A corner of that flag might be a little on fire too.
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orphanendorphin.bsky.social @orphanendorphin.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Bill Maher getting the Mark Twain Prize is the Then as Farce of Kissinger getting the Peace Prize.
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orphanendorphin.bsky.social @orphanendorphin.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The doom wad bathroom from sa with the reflecting pool in the joist destroying tub
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orphanendorphin.bsky.social @orphanendorphin.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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New town every hour @townsusa.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Groveport, Ohio Pop: 5,621 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groveport,_Oh… Images: commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c…
picture of Groveport, Ohiopicture of Groveport, Ohiopicture of Groveport, Ohiopicture of Groveport, Ohio
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
A digital illustration of a crow, aiming toward the southeast, seen from a high angle, with its head turned to the southwest. In its beak it is holding a steak knife of some kind. You know like in that meme but a little different. The crow is casting a pink shadow onto an irregular orange shape it is standing on. And arrayed around said shape is some rough lettering in multiple colors reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Nick Land Acknowledgement 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @lonestartallboi.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
[borat voice] bari weiss
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orphanendorphin.bsky.social @orphanendorphin.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
At least beto stuck to his guns on his blatantly political choice of names.
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orphanendorphin.bsky.social @orphanendorphin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This is just sitting between Tomb Raider and The Division in the Epic Game Store.
A video game called I AM JESUS CHRIST, wherein you are. Marked down from $14.99 to $13.49
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orphanendorphin.bsky.social @orphanendorphin.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Sorry everyone, the truth hurts, but it's Ignition (Remix).
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orphanendorphin.bsky.social @orphanendorphin.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I post once every other week and they're seen by fourteen-ish people, and even I'm blocked by why.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.
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orphanendorphin.bsky.social @orphanendorphin.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
That heat distortion coming off the capsule
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orphanendorphin.bsky.social @orphanendorphin.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Today in 'I Should Move To The Woods:' Adobe acrobat suggested I turn my 1099-INT into a podcast.
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orphanendorphin.bsky.social @orphanendorphin.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Only 7000 more and they'll probably come out regularly shaped
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orphanendorphin.bsky.social @orphanendorphin.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
My muscle memory for Insert>Image>Upload has been replaced by Gemini at both stages. I'm going to blow up the fucking sun.
Picture of a monitor showing the drop downs where the menu locations for where insert>image>upload has been replaced by insert>Help me visualize>generate an image

AAAAAAA FUCK OFF GEMINI
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Satanic Manic @killhamster.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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orphanendorphin.bsky.social @orphanendorphin.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Fruits and vegetables do not care if conditions are good, they (rather rudely) continue to grow down by our feet under the scorching sun. Plants and fresh air and demolishing your lumbar vertebrae with mind numbing labor all day long.
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orphanendorphin.bsky.social @orphanendorphin.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
If he had True Carny Energy he would have changed his legal name.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The only acceptable dem platform is "we will do what we failed to do in both Reconstruction and Denazification, brutally punishing everyone responsible and draining the billionaires into destitution to fund the 50 year program of fixing what they destroyed", and dem leadership is incapable of this.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
This is like getting the Trix Rabbit to write an editorial about how he doesn’t like Trix anymore, it’s really quite an accomplishment
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
classic tweet
@futurevictim_
the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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orphanendorphin.bsky.social @orphanendorphin.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
It's kind of funny that Lowtax did only one inarguably good thing, and that still monkeypawed us into the current reality.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Homer

I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THAT ISLisa

NOBODY DOES.
HE'S VERY QUIET AND ENJOYS PUZZLES
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orphanendorphin.bsky.social @orphanendorphin.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Man, if only I had a few more lanes.
A car navigation screen directing you to get in the rightmost lane to exit. There are nine total lanes. It looks goofy.
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orphanendorphin.bsky.social @orphanendorphin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Something I'm thinking about a lot lately is when that guy whipped two White Claws at Ted Cruz's head. Did it on video, and as he was arrested he said "I know, I'm an idiot, I'm sorry," and still a Grand Jury no billed him. Jury of his peers decided Ted just can't catch.
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 03/01/2026
It's a big day for those fluent in the good grammar of civility looking to deploy decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
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Professor Wadiff Yorong @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
the first lol the first lol born is the king of roflmao
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Kranium Kracka @kraniumkracka.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I didn’t watch the fight but it’s probably not a good sign when your opponent makes this face.
Anthony Joshua knows he’s free to serve it up
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orphanendorphin.bsky.social @orphanendorphin.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
“Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words." -Sartre
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
The new WHAT
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orphanendorphin.bsky.social @orphanendorphin.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
We are basically the same age so he presumably remembers that statues and buildings eroding away under our noxious rain was like, a big problem when we were kids.
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Seko! @cottage-games.itch.io · 05/11/2025
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 15/11/2025
friends he, built to, try to keep his sanity, now always, stuck on, this satellite of love we have
Jamiroquai + Crow T Robot
a sort of Jamiroqrow, if you will
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orphanendorphin.bsky.social @orphanendorphin.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Aside from the obvious issues, he's nailing it to the proudest part of the gate and if he does ever manage to secure the bottom half it will force the spike out at a weird angle. If he finishes they will all be different angles like it was built by orks
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